A Chorus Lion

One seal-ular sensation, every little flipper she waves.

One blubbery flotation, every move that she makes.

One smile and suddenly no other cute will do.

You know you’ll forever be lolling with you know who!

When it’s this cute, we don’t mind getting flippered off, Kimberly P.

Peeps, flip on over to 101-cute-seals-that-are-also-babies !


  1. Many little ripples, one big wave!

  2. The Cute Avenger says:

    The seal looks so calm and serene… relaxed, if you will. Like there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the world at all. Man, I wish I could achieve that state of mind.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Maid-of-honor duties completed, Flippa Middleton enjoys surf & turf at the reception.

  4. victoreia says:

    *bows in awe repeatedly*

  5. 260O FTW. Again. I bow to your awesomeness, Oakley!!

  6. Rachael says:

    We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!!

  7. bookmonstercats says:

    Goodness, gracious me.

    Bows in awe. If I were Pippa, I would be even more honoured by this pun that I would be at being a royal bridesmaid.

    There again, I’m rather strange.

  8. *genuflects*

  9. Queen of Dork says:

    *Very deep curtsey with forearm draped gracefully across upper face and head ducked and turned to the side in order to avert eyes. (all while wearing pearls and a gown)* :)

  10. 260Oakley says:

    I humbly thank you all for your gracious tributes, and bow as humbly as possible in my official royal fool wedding outfit, complete with cap, bells, and high-heeled clown shoes.

  11. Queen of Dork says:

    Wow! high-heeled clown shoes? Where can I get a pair of those? I need to wear those. In burgandy. Or maybe Evergreen Forest Moss with Oatmeal Dandy Lace Highlites. Or maybe Lava Flow Red accommpanied by Charcoal Ash-Grey piping. :) Or really I would do better in FootWearFanciful (by flip-flop) in Ocean Aqua ala Chatter of Dolphin black stripe.

  12. Fird Birfle says:

    *affectionately amused snicker*

  13. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Tiny leetle ripple waves!

  14. (The Original) Mel says:

    One moment in her presence and you can forget the rest.
    Blorpy seal is second best to nooooooone!

  15. Ooh! Squee!
    Give us your attention!
    Do we
    Really have to mention
    She’s the . . .
    Wheeeskar’d . . .
    Ooooooonnnnne —
    (seal-kicks off stage left)

  16. michii says:

    keep going! LOVE this song and the new lyrics~ *singing in my cubicle*

  17. But she’s doing the wave wrong.

    It’s Wrist-wrist, Elbow-elbow, Hand NEVER above the Tiara.

  18. Argh! I was gonna make a “wrist-wrist, elbow-elbow” comment! You beat me to it!!1!

  19. OK, I photoshopped a flower wreath onto the bulldog puppy– I obviously gotta ‘shop a tiara on Miss Pinniped. :D

  20. we’re waaaiting!

  21. flutterbye says:

    Jazz flipper!

  22. TrixandSam says:

    This is one case of water rage where getting flippered-off is worth it.

  23. That is one well fed seal.

  24. I know? And there’s hardly anywhere to eat that far uptown. :mrgreen:

  25. Fird Birfle says:

    “blorpulent”, one *might* say …..

  26. I’m so ready for summer vacation that I don’t know what looks more beautiful, the cute seal or the water with that nice sunshine!

  27. Miriam says:

    Props to Pyrit for the lyrical modifications.

  28. Fird Birfle says:

    indeedy. Seconded and three-quartered, here.

  29. niki smith says:

    I’m working with baby harbor seals at the Marine Mammal Center in Cali these days and you wouldn’t BELIEVE the cute little barks. The tiny ones do a sort of ‘Moooooooow’ sound, like when a cat meows but doesn’t really want to open its mouth. Esplody!

  30. Fird Birfle says:

    D’awwwwww…..how you get a ‘yob like dat?????

  31. Presh!! want!!

  32. What a nice smilio!

  33. “Hey Y’all”

  34. bookmonstercats says:

    Not just a royal wave, but a royal smile as well.

  35. Queen of Dork says:

    Fabulous lyrics, pyrit! Here’s a video. *WARNING* You may need to wear sunglasses while viewing this depending upon the sensitivity of your eyeballs as it’s really bright and shiny.

  36. If being “flippered” off by everyone was this cute, it would cease to be offensive.

  37. January says:

    Sweert. Totally sweet. Give it a wave!

  38. by, see you later!


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