Do You Have an Appointment?

You will need to check in with the receptionist who answers to the receptionist who answers to the pool of receptionists who answer to the president who is in a meeting about meetings.

Rocco, every front desk needs a little bull dog, right Iria C.?



  1. bxrlvr says:

    Donald…’re fired!

  2. That’s ok. While waiting and waiting, I will stare and stare at this serious gatekeeper and perhaps occasionally try to pet and snorgle him or her.

  3. Oh my god, this is too perfect. I JUST got out of a meeting about meetings! Argh!

  4. Life? Don’t talk to me about life!

  5. Andi from NC says:

    “We are NOT amused!”

  6. Meanwhile, I hope you all got the memo about not growing penicillium cultures in the breakroom fridge. Plus, our caterer has just got way out of control on bagels and cream cheese, so we’ve had to find another merchant. Plus side, this is a much healthier option. So snacks for the Thursday morning meetings will be sliced raw beets and rutabagas.
    Oh, by the way, somebody is using way too much toilet paper.

  7. Nicole evon says:

    And what’s with your TPS reports? Didn’t you get that memo?

  8. ashagato says:

    as someone who sees this exact same stare pretty much every waking minute of the day, i see it and hear, “hi mom. so we going for a walk today or what?”

  9. ffleur says:

    Upon searching the dictionary for BALEFUL STARE I found a picture of this guy.

  10. Emmberrann says:

    This is exactly the attitude one strives for in a front desk posishe, if one has a front desk posishe to have an attitude about. If, after all, one must be the gatekeeper, one must keep control of the gate, n’est-ce pas? This little Boston is doing one heck of a job. Let us put this in our policies and procedures manual as what must be striven for.

  11. I’d make a suggestion, but you wouldn’t listen.
    [even more depressed]
    No one ever does.

  12. *snrk*

  13. victoreia says:

    Gee, that’s the face I make when I have to go to a meeting……or read an email about meetings…..

  14. Yo, doggie, I heard you like meetings so I put a meeting in your meeting so you could sit in a meeting while you sit in a meeting.


  15. Martha in Washington says:

    Let’s meet after work for a martini!

  16. victoreia says:

    [patting your hand] There, there, Gigi. Have a brownie….

  17. That does it. I’m putting in for a transfer.

  18. I do believe the meeting was about planning to plan.

  19. Um yes. This Director of First Impressions approves! …..and wants a Fronch Bulldog at her desk!!!

  20. lesley says:

    Well somebody had to do it.

  21. jujube says:


  22. jujube says:

    Could give buns some disapproval lessons.

  23. TrixandSam says:

    Is that sorta like pre-planning? e.g., I plan to pre-plan to be ready for the plan review meeting.

  24. FancyNancy says:


  25. Keeping The Riff Raff Away Since 2009.

  26. FancyNancy says:

    Like getting ready to get ready to get ready to get ready?

  27. ezreader says:

    Which reminds me to ask “What’s the difference between strategic planning and just planning?” I bet this pupster knows what I have never understood…

  28. Thank you for the brownie. Yumm.
    But you know I was speaking for Rocco right? I just think he looks depressed.

  29. starling says:

    Computer says no …

  30. okchelsea says:


  31. Fird Birfle says:

    sew toah-dally descriptive of ‘Mericun Bureacracy 101

  32. Medusa says:

    Eeeh! Frenchies! I love the serious expression.

  33. Megan Mouse says:

    Hee hee! Oh Marvin.

  34. skippymom says:

    That receptionist is such a bitch.

  35. Fird Birfle says:

    “oooooooooooooh, I’m
    tellin’ MOM….Mooooooom,. skippymom said the B* word!!!!111!!!”

    Hopelessly stuck at four years of age.

  36. LOL, Fird Birfle. ~giggle~ =)

  37. Fird Birfle says:


  38. ElishaB. says:

    So looks like our receptionist…but be careful looks are deceiving! She is really a sweetheart once you get past the tough exterior. Love the pink fluff!

  39. Diandra says:

    I think you just ripped a hole in the space-time continuum…

  40. kathyb says:

    ha! awesome

  41. Noelegy says:

    Can’t you just hear this dog talking in Alan Rickman’s voice?

    Betcha can now!! 😀