I was told there would be pointy-eared piccolo playing pixies.
And fairies.
Riding unicorns.
From the monthly archives: April 2011
Mostly Pleasant Dreams
April 18, 2011 By
(“I’m dreaming of a mountain of tuna, next to a stream of fresh, delicious meelks.”)
(“I’m dreaming of platters of warm stuffing, made from the finest, softest cotton.”)
(“Mghrrph drghtrfl urf ig flurrpth, thrh igh churlth dtheath argle pthrrth.”)
Another quality foraged link by Ant.
#NotIntendedToBeA FactualStatement
April 18, 2011 By
If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam is BACK
April 17, 2011 By
It’s round Three, Shibaholics!
What Huffington Post calls “Basically the Happiest Thing in the World” is back with mo’ puppies. This time with a six pack of proshness:
http://www.ustream.tv/flash/viewer.swf
Live TV by Ustream
Update: If the first link isn’t working, try this one: http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba
Goat Stampede!!!
April 17, 2011 By
WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!
Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.
1 lb, 3 oz
April 17, 2011 By
My PERFECT fighting weight!!! [Pbbbbbftt, Pbbbbbftt]
Lydia R. says Zapo is a very good boy.
Lying Down on the Job
April 16, 2011 By
THIS JUST IN: Tickled Penguin
April 16, 2011 By
This little penguin is a Little Penguin, or Kororā in Māori, and he seems to be just tickled by all the attention he’s getting.
Update: Thanks to Sparklette and Barbarella for new video link.
Update 2: Thanks to sender-inner Lucy!
The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique
April 15, 2011 By
The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.
Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!
Now This is a Tax Break
April 14, 2011 By
Getting taxes done right is harder than ever. Especially when your method is to run off to Mexico.
Figaro is gonna need an extension, Karen.
[ex-post factoid: karen says figaro actually high-tailed it all the way to brazil, not mexico. either one sounds like a great place for a cat shelter! don't return too soon!]
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