Go ahead. Taunt me with your infantile cooing and babbling. Pat my head at your convenience and declare “what a cute cat.” But I am not a cat, oh no. I am Evil; pure Evil in feline form. My eyes are evil. My ears are evil. Even my nose is eee-veel. And when at last I tire of your insipid prattle, you shall be made to suffer, and I will drink your pain like sweet nectar. I haven’t worked out the method yet, but when I do…

Nice knowing you, Katharine S.

![Zzzzzzzz [echoing in cave-like ears]](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5300/5524685667_251838a6dd.jpg)
![Mini pom hand monche! [Head tilt]](http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lix48pagjm1qfb4gco1_500.jpg?w=560&h=420)








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