From the monthly archives: April 2011

The Backstage Situation Is Totally Unacceptable

April 24, 2011 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

I mean, where do I start? Just look at these carrots — just lying about, not even peeled, and is that supposed to be garnish? It’s a flippin’ joke, mate, is what it is!

And then there’s the little matter of my changing room. Hello? How about a little privacy? Look, I’m out there, doing my big show of the year, giving the kiddies 110 percent, and this is how you treat me?

Never mind — I’m a professional; I’ll rise above it. All right, mates, let’s do this!

Such a prima donna, Pamela S.

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Peep Thrills

April 24, 2011 By pyrit

Honey, that Easter Bunny only ever wants one thing from me!

Boom chicka chicka wow wow, C. Kirby!

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Simon’s Cat: Beyond the Fence!

April 23, 2011 By Meg

Let us know what happens, Sara P… [shifty eyes]

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Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!

April 23, 2011 By pyrit

Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.

But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.

Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.

Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.

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That’s Really Sad

April 22, 2011 By pyrit

I thought I had heard the electric can opener. But I was wrong.

Woe oh woe, woah-woah, Mr. Sauce-O Jones. Photo by Adrianna V.

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Thanks to Our Underwriters

April 22, 2011 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Major funding for Cute Overload comes from the Corporation for Potluck Broadcasting, and from the following:

The Lorraine and Ygnatz Hoongerdoonger Foundation, for advancing research in the field of putting little ducks on top of very large dogs;

and from the Chicken Hypnosis Association, for coverage of the environment, civil rights, economics, science, the arts, and pretty much anything other than chicken hypnosis because to be quite honest it’s kind of a boring subject;