The Backstage Situation Is Totally Unacceptable

I mean, where do I start? Just look at these carrots — just lying about, not even peeled, and is that supposed to be garnish? It’s a flippin’ joke, mate, is what it is!


And then there’s the little matter of my changing room. Hello? How about a little privacy? Look, I’m out there, doing my big show of the year, giving the kiddies 110 percent, and this is how you treat me?


Never mind — I’m a professional; I’ll rise above it. All right, mates, let’s do this!


Such a prima donna, Pamela S.

53 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Disapproval ees cute.

  2. Fird Birfle says:

    YAY Disapproval!!!

    0h — wait —

    YAY (Easter) Bunnies!!!111!!!!

    Also: MY MOM had that same fern design on her
    bed linens, for about 2000 years!!!

  3. Jae says:

    NOMTOM, it’s almost magical how you can make British accents appear in my head.

  4. Theresa says:

    Nigel Tufnel Bun!

    “Look, this. This miniature bread, it like… I’ve been working with this now for about half an hour and i can’t figure out… let’s say I wanted a bite, right. You got this . . Well, no. . . then it’s half the size. . . Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this. . . But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking . . .and then everything has to be folded… and then you have . . . this. And I don’t want this. I want large bread, so I can put this. . . so then it’s like this. But this doesn’t work, because then it’s all . . . No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A. “

    • Erin says:

      And you’ve got this guy. Who’s in here? No one. It’s a joke. It’s a joke, man.

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    The first one looks like Wilford Brimley. I think that was his name.

  6. Nick says:

    OOH! Disapproving bunnehs!

  7. gryt says:

    That’s a sweet leetle photo shoot right there.

  8. pyrit says:

    OMG, the top pic! That’s no bunny! Its:
    http://wild-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blobfish.jpg

  9. Gigi says:

    Happy Easter peeps.

  10. Queen of Dork says:

    The smoldering disapproval has caused me to crawl under my bed with a good book and hide from it all. (gulp) I feel that the bunnies have told me that I’m inadequate and inappropriate. And my clothes are not fashionable enough. And my shoes are not expensive enough. And I don’t carry a designer bag. I must now go and eat dirt.

  11. (The Original) Mel says:

    Bunny jowls are cute. All the better to harrumph us with.

  12. Kat says:

    “They were trying to make you look like a Prima Donna … when you were just a Regular Donna.” (Spinal Tap DVD commentary … I am such a nerd!)

  13. 260Oakley says:

    OK, this post has inspired me to compile the following list:

    Movies that CO’ers Would Get Chucked Out of Because They Know All the Lines and Would Provoke Popcorn Riots by Reciting Them Along With the Actors:
    1. Spinal Tap
    2. Young Frankenstein
    3. The Princess Bride
    4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Any others???

  14. Kathy says:

    That is one angry bun.

  15. Queen of Dork says:

    Hahahaha! The bunny in the first picture looks like, “dangit. I hate my stupid carrots and parsley. I don’t approve of this. dang.”

  16. Andrew says:

    I don’t think that rabbit would approve of anything, ever.

  17. Kar says:

    No This disproval goes to eleven?

  18. Z.R. says:

    As well as teh obvy dissaproval, this should seriously be put under the Impending Doom category

  19. Dave T says:

    Noooo! The dread double-bun scowl!

  20. Eva-pink! says:

    Now THAT my friends is THE disproving bunny.I mean, come on he even says what he’s disproving of.Love, love love the story line thingy- is that what they’re called, story lines??? Please tell me!I wanna know sooo bad. :-]