Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!

Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.

But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.

Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.

Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.



  1. kibblenibble says:

    This piggy is obvy having sweet dreams, and is accustomed to sleepingk in a bed. Where is this magical place? 🙂

  2. skippymom says:

    Oh, today I feel like I’m getting sick, and all I want to do is go home and get into bed. I please can crawl under the covers with Mr. Hog?

  3. BatBlaster says:

    Lol his face is so chubby…
    Musta been a might swine pillow

  4. skippymom says:

    P.S. Tattersall sheets! Wow!

  5. Aww, Skippymom, get those kitties to wait on you.

  6. What do piglets count to lull them to sleep?

  7. skippymom says:

    No, Theresa, please don’t make me laugh so hard! It makes my head hurt!

  8. General Approval says:

    Looks like Bed Hog *is* the pillow, Mr Pyrit!

  9. skippymom says:

    That’s Ms. Pyrit to you!

  10. Hmm, water bottle close by. Are you sure this is the Bed Hog and not the Party Pig, sleeping it off after Friday night’s carousing?

  11. skippymom says:

    They are one and the same.

  12. ” … a weatherman in San Diego.” Bwahahaha .. hehe .. snort. Bed Hog really does do more work! 😉

  13. When you have a neck like that who needs a pillow?

  14. Sheep, of course!

  15. I love pigs. So round, so chubby, so darling! Don’t you want to just give this little guy a cuddle? Even big pigs – they just seem so cute and cuddly!

    All my friends think I’m weird for liking pigs, but we at CO know. Pigs are precious!

  16. 260Oakley says:

    Philosophical pig* knows that sheet happens.

    *Some famous porcine philosophers:
    Thomas Oinkquinas
    John Stewart Swill
    Francis Bacon

  17. Ali-baba says:

    Don’t forget…
    Thomas Hogges
    Hog B. Acton
    Herman Oinkaphant
    And of course…
    Hereford David Thoreau

  18. (The Original) Mel says:

    *Rolls over, puts arm over Bed Hog, goes back to sleep*

  19. Spiderpig!
    /Or is it Harry Porker?
    //I can’t tell

  20. HAW! What about Snortenhauer, William of Oinkkam, Blaise Porkscal, Snorten Kierkegaard and Martin StyDigger?

  21. Fird Birfle says:

    Most astute observation, Mr. H.!!!1

  22. Fird Birfle says:

    In re: “don’t you just want to …”….

    Yes. Yes, in fact, I DO want to just give this — [wait. Did he/ she
    just say “little guy”?? 😉 ] “little guy a cuddle”. Your line of inquiry is hereby validated. [Rubber stamp]

    Not these [little] Piggies; THOSE Piggies.

  23. Fird Birfle says:

    ALL RIGHT THAT’s JUST ABOUT ENOUGH FROM ALL YOU NO-GOODNICKS!!! Whattaya think this IS? Lollipops & Rainbows???
    BREAK it UP; BREAK it UP!!!!!

    *walks away muttering*

  24. Fird Birfle says:

    NOW. The IMPORTANT point to analyze here, is that nobody else has yet given due accolades to Mme la Pyritte
    [also known by the penname Notthatpyrittheotherpyrit] ….
    for including this phrasing in her taglines/ storyline: “being laid off” 🙂

    “Wheeee wheee Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”, All the way HOME!! 🙂

  25. 260Oakley says:

    Don’t have a sow, man. 😉

  26. mamabear says:

    *Delivers a toasty and snuggly bed hog and a bowl of cream of chicken soup*

    Hope you feel better, ma’am!

  27. Harry Plopper I think hehe

  28. Adds the bestest sick meal next to chicken soup…. canned peaches and toast and tea.

  29. Piggies the other bed pillow.

  30. Hon, me too. I’ve been fighting a virus for three days, thanks to the moron at the library who was coughing and sneezing everywhere with full force. The urge to tackle him with a gigantic Kleenex was INTENSE. I’ve been dragging myself around town the past several days and then coming home to knock out. I’m sooo tired, my eyes burn and I have chills. So what I’m saying is scoot over!

  31. There’s a pot belly pig rescue that comes to our local pet store sometimes. Apparently, people get them as pets and think they’re going to stay small, like that Carnitas fellow, but then they grow and people get freaked out and ditch them. So, while I’m usually against making assumptions about animals on this site, I’m going to assume that this pig is a well loved pet and give the owners props for sticking it out.

  32. I just squealed. :mrgreen:

  33. Max! MAX! You’re home. :mrgreen:

  34. Very few things delight me as much as seeing an animal tucked all snuggly in a blanket. Be it a cat, dog, elephant or as in this case a pig! It’s just a sweet reflection of our need to nurture and take care of animals as we would any human we loved.

  35. Martha in Washington says:

    I really wanna see an elephant tucked all snuggly in a blanket!! Better be a damn big blanket! Unless…petite lap elephants, maybe?

  36. victoreia says:

    So what do sheep count?

    signed, inquiring minds

  37. Fird Birfle says:

    *raises hand and hoots, like Hor-shack on W B, Kotter*

    “ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!!”
    [ok peeps–ya ready? — Fair Warning Given —
    Move all beverages and cups AWAY from the computer monitor/screen & keyboard !!!]

    “THEY calculate the SHEETS’ THREADCOUNT!!!!!!”

    (*Jazzy, triumphant stage-band number.
    Triumphant, silly parade begins. Confetti flies*)

  38. Fird Birfle says:

    *slams head on desk approximately three times*

  39. Fird Birfle says:

    *fills out application for mini-elephant*

  40. Here you go: http://www.somak.com/hotel_info/africa/kenya/nairobi/daphne_sheldrick_wildlife_trust.htm

    The Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya. They were the first to discover a formula to replicate elephant mama milk. The babies all have blankies and individual caretakers who sleep with them at night and give them bottles and love, just like their mama would do.

  41. warrior rabbit says:

    Hey! We do too have have weather. Like, every once in a while it rains for about four whole hours!

    As for weathermen with too much time on their hands… [cough] Joe Lizura [cough]!

  42. Desdemona says:

    Oh, wow, thanks! Check out that baby elephant parade! Anybody else here old enough to remember the Henry Mancini tune, “Baby Elephant Walk”! Earworm commencing in 3, 2, 1 . . .

  43. Martha in Washington says:

    So seriously, did you just google “elephant in blankets”? How do you people find this stuff? Thanks, BTW! 🙂

  44. April's NaNa says:

    Happiest earworm on this planet! With it and Oakley’s wit my day is off to a wonderul start! Thx!

  45. *Slips Pillow Pig under Fird’s widdle head*

  46. flutterbye says:

    @Martha in Washington…they have the memory of an elephant!

  47. flutterbye says:

    I do not have the memory of an elephant! Is it the tune they played in the movie ‘Hatari’ when they showed the babeh ‘phants running along?

  48. I saw a documentary on this organization and fell in love with all the baby elephants.

  49. Awww. Ya caught that. Not much gets past your radar.

  50. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh no, skippymom! I’m sorry you don’t feel well. I’ll give you what I give my daughter, Princess of Dork, when she is ill. It’s a cup of tea I make that has cinammon and honey in it. But the thing is that it MUST be served in the prettiest tea cup and saucer that I have, which makes it very special and taste better. So here…*hands skippymom pretty, special, magically healing cup and saucer of yum tea*

  51. MamaLana says:

    Queen of Dork is right–in order to feel better you must be served tea in a boooootiful cup~

    Oink oink oink.

  52. Fird Birfle says:

    pyrit, if it’s of any help, I di-unt get the reference and in my
    “I’ll cope with this surgery recovery w/o those ***** MEDS, if (giggle) it KILLS ME” stage …was too tired or lazy to research my way outta the maze.