JUST flying squirrels? RW, have you not seen the fits of cuteness happening all over this page? Sugar gliders everywhere are jealous of this pile of squeeeeee. (-:
When you have a thousand bebeh flying squirrels invading your attic (imagine a bazillion bats in a belfry, scritching away all night long), the cute factor is diminished, albeit very slightly. They can be a bit ….. pesky.
I am an official representative of Cute Overload Overlook. It is our job to scrutinize CO for images that may go beyond human endurance in their degree of adorability. We take our role very seriously, and it has come to our attention that the above picture may, and indeed does, pose an unsafe degree of cutenosity. Viewers are fainting, ‘sploding, and sqweeeing at an alarming rate. Therefore, I must confiscate the actual bebbeh gliders and study them very scientifically in the privacy of my home…er…official laboratory. Turn over the bebbehs immediately, please. We will inform you of the results of our studies at some future date.
Thank you for your cooperation. (Please ignore that name “Lisa” we don’t know who she is).
Dear (Not) Lisa, Or Whomever,
Where do we send the application to join your fine and much-needed organization? I have years of experience monitoring this website and feel I have the needed qualifications to become a Cute Overload Overlooker. I am willing to start working immediately! And for minimal pay.
Thank You for your consideration.
.
Thank you for your interest. We are always looking for hardworking, committed…um, maybe we should forget that word…Cute Overload Overlookers, sometimes referred to as “COOers”. I must warn you that part of the job is to occasionally confiscate excruciatingly cute animals. You must take them into your homes and monitor their adorability levels constantly by looking at, petting, hugging, cuddling, snorgling, kissing, etc. these creatures for hours and hours each day…without fainting, having your head explode or your brain turn to mush. You must be able to resist drooling and mindlessly babbling over the creatures. You must be able to continue to speak to and attend to such humans as friends and family members. In other words, the demands of the job are almost impossible to meet. Please consider this carefully before sending me your application, preferably with a cute animal enclosed.
They are truly adorable. Does everyone see there are 5 of them? Some poor babeh is being squished in the bottom left corner under his/her siblings. Sweet!!
Can you just imagine looking down into your pocket for a kleenex and finding these wee rascals staring back at you? With one of them handing you your kleenex?
I am the usher . . . you can tell by my official flashlight. I am sorry, but I must confiscate all unauthorized snacks. That’s right, just give them to me . . . that’s one, two, three . . . come on now, I know there’s another one . . . four. Thank you.
No, you can keep the tuna sandwich. And the chips.
Good try, Jesse, but COO (Cute Overload Overlookers) had already confiscated the snacks…though we’re still waiting impatiently for them to be delivered to our greedy hands…ahem, that is, to our scientists.
*gasps in delight*
What kind of animals are these absolutely ADORABLE little morsels? (Yes, that definitely needed capslock.)
Yes, that’s gasp-worthy. Me too.
Voting for a new category — “Snacks ‘n Racks”
Snacks ‘n’ Packs
They’re most definitely southern flying squirrels…they look just like mine!
I just checked all my pockets, and they’re woefully free of baby sugar gliders *pouts*.
Of course, if someone else has a different idea of what these bebehs are, I might have to check again…
*scarf*
om nom nom nom
*shovel*
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY
*hoard*
MINE!
(I never learnt to share)
LOL
I always like to have a little snack squirreled away.
Bravo!
*Golf Claps*
Ch-ch-check out the jauntily angled ‘tock hat the northernly situated glider is sporting!!!
Gaaaahhh!! My cuteness quota for the day has been exceeded. Gotta go lie down.
Chocolate drop eyes.
Sugar gliders have stripes. Even baby ones. These are probably just flying squirrels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_squirrel
*JUST* flying squirrels??? Didjew say *JUST* flying Squirrels?
I’ll have you know, RW, that I have officially notified Sir Rocky the flying squirrel of Bullwinkle & co of your aspersions to his manliness.
Harrumph & stuff.
Manliness? Squirreliness.
@ Theresa:
Das est ein GUT point.
how does “I’m still in a post-surgical haze” work for ya?
It’s fine. I know some pretty squirrely men, after all.
JUST flying squirrels? RW, have you not seen the fits of cuteness happening all over this page? Sugar gliders everywhere are jealous of this pile of squeeeeee. (-:
I…don’t…can’t…OMG…*splode*
What she said! [ded]
*applies defibrillator*
*prepares statement for the national press*
CLEANUP IN AISLE ELEVENTY!!!!
eeeeeee! the leetle noses and moufs and feengers!
They are flying squirrels. Not related to sugar gliders.
I literally went Eeeeeeee! upon seeing picture.
Seeing the picture. Geez the cute broke my grammar.
That is a frequent collision, ’round these hyah parts ….
how could i watch the movie when i could be staring at these babes in the flesh!
You got a pocketful of nocturnal arboreal flying squirrels in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Well, I don’t know nuttin’ (see what I did there??
) ’bout no nocturnal arboreal flying squirrel bebehs, but yes, yes I am CERTAINLY glad to see you 
Niiice!
they all look clueless… except for the one on the right… he looks like he’s plotting something.
OMG, you’re right. Ya’ll go back up there and look! He’s up to something no good.
Planning to leave little “Raisinets®” at the bottom of the pocket maybe?
I swear they’re some anime come to life.
My thoughts exactly! And they’re melting me with those giant pitiful-looking anime eyes!!
The wheeskers and the teensy earlets!
Mmmmm. Junior Sqerl Mints. My favorite.
WIN!
When you have a thousand bebeh flying squirrels invading your attic (imagine a bazillion bats in a belfry, scritching away all night long), the cute factor is diminished, albeit very slightly. They can be a bit ….. pesky.
“A bazillion bats in a belfry”– Alliteration win!
Oh STINKIN ‘!!!
PS: Mooooooom, Darryl’s hogging all the Dippin’ Dots!
Dear Cute Overload,
I am an official representative of Cute Overload Overlook. It is our job to scrutinize CO for images that may go beyond human endurance in their degree of adorability. We take our role very seriously, and it has come to our attention that the above picture may, and indeed does, pose an unsafe degree of cutenosity. Viewers are fainting, ‘sploding, and sqweeeing at an alarming rate. Therefore, I must confiscate the actual bebbeh gliders and study them very scientifically in the privacy of my home…er…official laboratory. Turn over the bebbehs immediately, please. We will inform you of the results of our studies at some future date.
Thank you for your cooperation. (Please ignore that name “Lisa” we don’t know who she is).
Thanks again.
“Cute Overload Overlook”??
Are you– dare I ask– a watchdog organization??
(Watchdog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5n18RduaSE )
Dear (Not) Lisa, Or Whomever,
Where do we send the application to join your fine and much-needed organization? I have years of experience monitoring this website and feel I have the needed qualifications to become a Cute Overload Overlooker. I am willing to start working immediately! And for minimal pay.
Thank You for your consideration.
.
wait, i could be getting paid for this?????
Dear Martha,
Thank you for your interest. We are always looking for hardworking, committed…um, maybe we should forget that word…Cute Overload Overlookers, sometimes referred to as “COOers”. I must warn you that part of the job is to occasionally confiscate excruciatingly cute animals. You must take them into your homes and monitor their adorability levels constantly by looking at, petting, hugging, cuddling, snorgling, kissing, etc. these creatures for hours and hours each day…without fainting, having your head explode or your brain turn to mush. You must be able to resist drooling and mindlessly babbling over the creatures. You must be able to continue to speak to and attend to such humans as friends and family members. In other words, the demands of the job are almost impossible to meet. Please consider this carefully before sending me your application, preferably with a cute animal enclosed.
Yours,
(Not) Lisa
Well, I guess that counts me out . . . . .
dont’ feel bad, few have the strength for this job.
I’m Spartacus!!
No, I’M Spartacus!
drool? wassat????
(Not) Lisa must be from the “itty-bitty squirrely squee committee”
Resist drooling? But what if I have my own bucket?
I like somebody who arrives with solutions, not just problems. I think starling should get the job.
tHEY ARE A PLAIN SQUIRRELL—-BUT CUTER
They are truly adorable. Does everyone see there are 5 of them? Some poor babeh is being squished in the bottom left corner under his/her siblings. Sweet!!
Do they leave raisinets behind? (Sorry, it’s the 7 year-old in me that asked.)
And the 7-year-old in me says “Ahahahahahah!”
My mouth literally hung open.
What theatre serves these at the snack bar? I must become a regular patron of that establishment!
Can you just imagine looking down into your pocket for a kleenex and finding these wee rascals staring back at you? With one of them handing you your kleenex?
FOR THA WIN, IT’S DASH !!!!!111!!!!
not sugar gliders? they must be savory snacks, then.
Damn it stop giving me these sugary treats, I have a dentist appointment next week!
(* sneaks super-sugary treats into his pocket *)
If there’s one thing I simply cannot stand it’s having my cinema seat kicked by chocolate-flavoured squirrels.
I never ever get shirts with stuffed pockets like that! [folds arms and pouts]
nice pouting technique/ selection, there, Madame V !!!!
The real Pocket Monsters (Pokemon).
I don’t care what they are….I’ve never seen them before…but….now I must hug and snuggle one of those….animals…omgs…the cuteness…the cuteness…
*sends the Rescue Squad out into the Jungle*
Call the COOers!
Waaaaah! Momongas!
Brother, can you spare some popcorn? It’s our most favoritist snack! Just a leetle? We’re so hongry!
“Madam, I do believe that your snacks are trying to steal my snacks. Kindly desist”
“Oh, I do apologize, I’m so sorry.” *reaches for sugar squirrels, pops one in mouf”
‘xcusie, *
must.pop.one.in.mouf.
I am the usher . . . you can tell by my official flashlight. I am sorry, but I must confiscate all unauthorized snacks. That’s right, just give them to me . . . that’s one, two, three . . . come on now, I know there’s another one . . . four. Thank you.
No, you can keep the tuna sandwich. And the chips.
Good try, Jesse, but COO (Cute Overload Overlookers) had already confiscated the snacks…though we’re still waiting impatiently for them to be delivered to our greedy hands…ahem, that is, to our scientists.
(Not) Lisa
I’m still in school, so I’m becoming a COO intern & working on weekends:D (if that’s kay with you Not Lisa)
also: BEF, to the (???) the [appox] 8th power !!!!111!!!!
“Mom… Is the scary part over yet?”