I’m So Eeeeeeee-veeeeeel

Go ahead. Taunt me with your infantile cooing and babbling. Pat my head at your convenience and declare “what a cute cat.” But I am not a cat, oh no. I am Evil; pure Evil in feline form. My eyes are evil. My ears are evil. Even my nose is eee-veel. And when at last I tire of your insipid prattle, you shall be made to suffer, and I will drink your pain like sweet nectar. I haven’t worked out the method yet, but when I do…


Nice knowing you, Katharine S.

Comments

  1. ashagato says:

    flat head!

  2. Your suffering will be legendary even in Hell.

  3. The Doctor (NOT Ayaa) says:

    I have faced Daleks, Cybermen, The Weeping Angels, the Master, the Devil himself….but nothing…nothing in all the universes could have prepared me to face such a horrible evil….As Emperor Pussy the Magnificent!

    And yet…I just want to nibble on his ears and stick my nose in his neck…how odd.

  4. NOT Ayaa says:

    Has the Elipses of the moon caused my spirit to enter the moderation chamber?

    Oh well, at least there’s booze!

  5. Oooo, so scary! Evil kitty’s face says “We are not amused.”.

  6. My owl impresshun – let me show you it.

  7. Jejeje that’s such an “evil” cute little cat…check out “Gordo humping the teddy bear” on youtube for an evil weird dog.

  8. ElishaB. says:

    Whoa…..”I will drink your pain like sweet nectar”….man this cat needs to get out more! (Great line NTMTOM) ;)

  9. Andi from NC says:

    “….drink your pain like sweet nectar…” that absolutely made me howl out loud – Thanks for the laugh NTMTOM

  10. Andi from NC says:

    whoa – great minds think alike….

  11. tracylee says:

    he could serve tea on that head…
    that’s not really very evil, though, is it?

  12. Shouldn’t there be a Rule Of Cuteness about PO’d looking kitties? I find them utterly irresistible.

  13. PS: “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to SPLODE.”

  14. BeckyMonster says:

    Send in The Russian!!!!

  15. Kitteh needs to retreat into his Tardis Litterbox.

  16. TrixandSam says:

    Well, someone has to serve tea for the royal wedding watching….

  17. 260Oakley says:

    GoldenEye!

  18. White shoes before Memorial Day???
    How déclassé.

  19. That is one seriously annoyed kitty!

  20. Auntie Meme says:

    “Don’t flatten your ears at ME, young man!”
    /Mom

    (feline equivalent of rolling eyes and sighing right before calling you something under its breath)

  21. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Woah…. when my dad said cats were evil (just because he’s allergic to them, by the way), he was right. (But I seriously doubt he saw anything like this.)

  22. Sorry, but this poor kitteh has nothing on my BIL’s cat Pooky. THAT cat is El Diablo Gato. PURE Evil.

  23. Eeevil. Like the fru-it of the devil.

    (My parents’ cat is so evil that that’s what the rest of us call her, as if it is her name: Evil. They call her ‘Cute-Face.’)

  24. BTW, if anyone is in doubt about the correct pronunciation of “EVIL” refer to the nearest Vincent Price movie.

  25. Perfect!

  26. Fluffernugget says:

    Love the “So I Married an Axe Murderer” reference! A little known comedy treasure.

  27. At the risk of getting my arm clawed off, >BEEP< on the cute widdle black nose!

  28. ElishaB. says:

    Yeah, us North Carolinians need to stick together!
    Hope you and yours made it through all that nasty weather last week.
    Please keep all the people (and animals) who were affected by the tornadoes in your thoughts & prayers!

  29. whatever you say, sweetheart, now come let me brush you.

  30. Reminds me of this classic nmtom entry: http://cuteoverload.com/2010/08/09/is-is-that-all-there-is/ . “its cries of torment perfumed my soul.”

    I”m not sure if this is a look of evil or just disgust at the stupidity of this cat’s human servants.

  31. That cat should be submitted to Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson.

  32. “Also, my tail really hurts.” LOL!

  33. Gail White says:

    I call this pose my cat’s owl impersonation. But this cat’s owl is even better — more disapproving. He looks like a Republican considering Obama’s budget plan.

  34. Fird Birfle says:

    “I’m Reviewing….the Situation..
    Should a fellow be a [....] all his life?

    I think I”d better think it out, aGAIN”…

    (Please note: the 1968 film is one of my selections for top five alltime musical films. I place that version, with THOSE actors/ actresses, on a par with Fiddler on the Roof, for sheer power and force of psychological quandaries. I attepted to locate a webpage with lyrics and another with the performance of the character actor who played Fagin in that film; but the only webpages which went into the kind of discussion on the song, all apparently were assoc. with malware) :(

  35. tracylee says:

    *raises hand*
    I’m one, too :D

  36. tracylee says:

    omg kitty butler!
    I’m not even a cat person and I must, simply must, have a kitty butler!

  37. dogsleder says:

    She’s doing a great Disapproving Rabbit impresshun as well.

  38. The density of evil per square milimeter in that teeny nose must be astroNOMical….

  39. look, she has no mouf!!!! no wonder she’s pissed off….

  40. sweet poetry indeed, nomtom!

  41. Desdemona says:

    My cat looks like this when she’s been napping on my lap and I have the inexcusable NERVE to want to go to the bathroom.

  42. Normally I stay away from politics because I’m a minority on the internet (moderate Republican leaning towards Libertarian), but that metaphor is HILARIOUS, not to mention very true.

    Oddly enough, my Weimaraner can do that same facial expression, & looks just as disapproving. Inter-species Disapproval! It started with bunnies. Now cats can wither you with a glance. Even the lovable dogs are not immune to the potency of “The Look”!

    That’s it, we’re all doomed. x_xo

  43. I believe that all Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

  44. (The Original) Mel says:

    “Ye shall perish.” Hide your shoes!

  45. Not at all evil.
    Just has a low toleration for morons.

  46. The coldness of this cat’s evil soul has even caused his nose tighten and shrink.
    And yet he is a good plumpy plushy boy, idn’t he????

  47. Martha in Washington says:

    Looks just like my first cat Sally. Oddly enough, he never really liked me.

  48. What happened to its mouth? Is that a Photoshop?

  49. Okay, I know this is crazy, but I can’t help it and I have to risk it:….. BEEP!

  50. No.

  51. may i just personally say thank you for that?

    thank you for that.

    –the future mrs. ron swanson

  52. maybe ’cause you named him sally?

  53. The End s NigharaghKAAAFKAAAFPOTOEY-hairball-Nigh!
    :D

  54. A PIPER IS DOOON!

  55. I agree, as a little girl I had a BIG crush on the Artful Dodger (Jack Wild)

  56. look into my eyes you are getting sleepy, sleepy now get me some tuna!

  57. Happycat’s lesser-known brother, Snarkycat.

  58. looks like a purrfect candidate for http://www.mycathatesyou.com/

  59. victoreia says:

    Don’t you mean “Purrrr-fect”?

  60. victoreia says:

    Why, the nerve of you! Disturbing her Highness’ nap!

    (Oh, wait, I do that, too……)

  61. No, you cain’t haz cheezeburger!

  62. Martha in Washington says:

    And Mark Lester (Oliver) was pretty cute too!

  63. I always say that to my cats, or something like it, when they give me “the ears.”

  64. He always looked to me like he had a cold.

  65. Fird Birfle says:

    The Crowd’s suspense heightens.

    “Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, the DANGER !!!111!!!!” :)

  66. Fird Birfle says:

    James Lipton’s career is in danger these days (Inside the Actor’s Studio, Bravo) as
    another of La Therese’s incisive commentaries on film history has been recently published. Deep and thought-provoking, as so often is the case, this time it’s the 1968 film Oliver! for the subject.

    (winky winky; I’m only being a bad guurrl, HERE,

    b’cause I know that there were other moments when I ‘ve commemorated, some teensy yet profound little aspect of character for whom you had located the cause, etc or something from Gilbert/ Sullivan. Please be generous with your powers of forgiveness.
    I is only playing – I pwamise)

  67. It never seemed to bother Hello Kitty . . .

  68. LOL!

  69. Daring you are!

  70. hrhqueencat says:

    and – Basement Cat is mah homey :)

  71. its my birthday and I will squeeze you if I want to

  72. Will Ferrell’s James Lipton imitation is almost indistinguishable from the real thing, providing a further application of Poe’s Law (impossible to distinguish parody of particular Silly Thing from the Silly Thing Itself)

  73. :lol: Or more like kitty is saying “Oh, brother, my human is acting weird again.” :lol:

  74. Fird Birfle says:

    c’ mon, now, Theresa.
    *NOTHING* bothers Hello Kitty!!!!111!!!! :)

  75. Fird Birfle says:

    @ Sharpy:
    [if Sherri doesn't mind my speaking in proxy for her?]
    “Why, yes, yes Sharpy, you may :)

    Also: just wond’rin’ Aloud
    [Note another semi-current CO post stream regarding the album Aqualung and Jethro Tull] … has the distinguished Ron Swanson, received any notifications about the Delightful Event in his immej’yat future, hmmmmm??????

  76. Fird Birfle says:

    “Talk to tha hand, Theresa !!!!11!!!! :)

  77. Fird Birfle says:

    Yes, well, y’know, us ‘Mericuns kinda did the whole “Revolting” Thing, a coupla hunnerd yeers ago, and we ain’t grow’d up, into our long britches, yet …..

  78. That is a precious, sweet, kitty. Evil. Hmf!

  79. ashagato says:

    she wanted to complain, but she had no mouf!

  80. never before have i seen such an evil nose.

    tee hee. i’m a-shakin’ in me booties!!!!

  81. Who needs mouths when there’s EVIL?? :twisted:

  82. I beeped then sped away without (I thought) ramifications. But I had scary dreams last night.

  83. I do beliebe that my Alti has found herself a ebil twin! She has a very similar look!

    http://tinyurl.com/reallydont

  84. Me, too! Me, too!

  85. Fird Birfle says:

    heh heh.

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