May I Have This Dance?

Come a lawn. Follow my weed. Need I say mower?


They’re so light on their feet, Melissa.

56 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kar says:

    Ugh. The puns.

    No “I shall leeck you” tag?

  2. warrior rabbit says:

    Leaf me alone. You’re invading my personal space.

  3. fish eye no miko says:

    Don’t be blue! Why are you such a crab? You’ll feel better if I take you to Bermuda!

  4. birdcage says:

    I cock my hat to these too’s

  5. birdcage says:

    I’m serving up a buffet breakfast in the mod lounge!!!!

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Oh baby, I love it when you shake your grass!

  7. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    Also, they both seem to have thoroughly bleached their dress/ tuxedo …
    AND I like their Matching hairdos!!!11!! :)

  8. rach3 says:

    Cockies!!! :D (Although they do sound like…well, what pterodactyls might sound like…not that I’ve ever heard a pterodactyl)

  9. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    There’s nothing I love better than a night on the town with dancing, dinner, and a couple cockatiels.

  10. Hon Glad says:

    Birds of a feather, boogie together.

  11. lisa says:

    cock-a-toodle-tooo!

    • lisa says:

      I don’t understand moderation but I’m sure I don’t like it. Does it mean someone is deciding if I’ve said something bad? I didn’t mean to. They’re cockatoos…I didn’t name them. Put whoever named them in moderation. I was just trying to be amusing…a play on cockadoodle doo. Get it? Or does that mean I’m doubly moderated. Help me somebody!

      • lisa says:

        Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound. I actually meant to say: cock-a-toodle-two for a double bad pun. I guess now I’m in triple moderation. sigh.

      • o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

        *PUT WHOEVER NAMED THEM IN MODERASHUN*

        *BWA HA HA!!!!1111!!!!!” x 400000000 and 3/4

  12. Wvaden says:

    I don’t know if I should follow your weed. It can take you strange places.

  13. pyrit says:

    Oh noes! Ya’ll are getting pretty cocky here! Our feathered friend’s name is putting you peeps in moderation!
    Sharpy is sure to fix this cockamamie situation! :-D

  14. TrixandSam says:

    The moment I saw this picture I thought, “Oh noes! Their braces are stuck together!”
    Then I thought, “Hmm, they might do a good job aerating the lawn.”
    And then I thought. “OK, we’ll run the dogleg play on the count of three. Ready? Break!”

  15. Theresa says:

    *Aussie accent* And heah aaah the famous sulfur-cristed cockatoos, or as we call thim affictionitely, cockies? As you can heah, they make a tirrible recket? At the crack of dawn, treesful of these little beauts staaht screechin’ and billowin’ at each other? Oh, you are weahin’ your eahplugs? Wise move theah, no flies on you thin?”

  16. Theresa says:

    Oh no, REALLY? It was just an Australian accint?

  17. Theresa says:

    *trying something*
    Cock! I mean a rooster!

  18. Theresa says:

    Aha! The solution is don’t post about boids!

  19. Wend says:

    My first thought on seeing these two…
    ,,,”Canoodling Cockatoos!”