May I Have This Dance?

Come a lawn. Follow my weed. Need I say mower?

They’re so light on their feet, Melissa.


  1. Ugh. The puns.

    No “I shall leeck you” tag?

  2. warrior rabbit says:

    Leaf me alone. You’re invading my personal space.

  3. fish eye no miko says:

    Don’t be blue! Why are you such a crab? You’ll feel better if I take you to Bermuda!

  4. birdcage says:

    I cock my hat to these too’s

  5. birdcage says:

    I’m serving up a buffet breakfast in the mod lounge!!!!

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Oh baby, I love it when you shake your grass!

  7. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    *shakes finger at 2600*

  8. At least they’re shaking it and not smoking it, right?

  9. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    well-volleyed, Angel !!! :)

  10. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    Also, they both seem to have thoroughly bleached their dress/ tuxedo …
    AND I like their Matching hairdos!!!11!! :)

  11. Cockies!!! :D (Although they do sound like…well, what pterodactyls might sound like…not that I’ve ever heard a pterodactyl)

  12. I have, and they do! :mrgreen:

  13. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    There’s nothing I love better than a night on the town with dancing, dinner, and a couple cockatiels.

  14. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    A D is in tha HOUSE!!! WOOT, Woot, and, furthermore,

  15. Except for the fact that they’re cockaTOOS, not cockatiels.

  16. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    But that doesn’t go with the joke as well. Can’t they be cockatiels just for a day? We won’t tell anyone; I’ll keep it super-secret.

  17. Hon Glad says:

    Birds of a feather, boogie together.

  18. Maybe they’re trying to do the cabbage patch.

  19. Lerrinus says:

    or the mash potato!? ;-)

  20. Lerrinus says:

    or just dancing beak to beak…! :lol:

  21. cock-a-toodle-tooo!

  22. I don’t understand moderation but I’m sure I don’t like it. Does it mean someone is deciding if I’ve said something bad? I didn’t mean to. They’re cockatoos…I didn’t name them. Put whoever named them in moderation. I was just trying to be amusing…a play on cockadoodle doo. Get it? Or does that mean I’m doubly moderated. Help me somebody!

  23. Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound. I actually meant to say: cock-a-toodle-two for a double bad pun. I guess now I’m in triple moderation. sigh.

  24. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:


    *BWA HA HA!!!!1111!!!!!” x 400000000 and 3/4

  25. thank you.

  26. I don’t know if I should follow your weed. It can take you strange places.

  27. LOL!

  28. Oh noes! Ya’ll are getting pretty cocky here! Our feathered friend’s name is putting you peeps in moderation!
    Sharpy is sure to fix this cockamamie situation! :-D

  29. 260Oakley says:

    Perhaps everyone can enjoy a cocktail while they wait? I wouldn’t want anyone starting their day half-cocked.

  30. I hope so. I’m lonely here in moderation. *Uh oh, can I say that? Now I’m afraid to say anything.*

  31. Happens to all of us sometimes, Lisa. Don’t take it personally.

  32. Ahh, thanks, I feel much better.

  33. TrixandSam says:

    The moment I saw this picture I thought, “Oh noes! Their braces are stuck together!”
    Then I thought, “Hmm, they might do a good job aerating the lawn.”
    And then I thought. “OK, we’ll run the dogleg play on the count of three. Ready? Break!”

  34. All good!

  35. TrixandSam says:

    Al ot of mindless work to do today so there are some spare creative brain cells itchin’ for something to do.

    I also thought, “Dude, I hate playing the ‘Jays! Langerhans it out there stealing signs again…”

  36. “The Far-Flung Isles of Langerhans”!

  37. I love Firesign Theatre, too!

  38. *Aussie accent* And heah aaah the famous sulfur-cristed cockatoos, or as we call thim affictionitely, cockies? As you can heah, they make a tirrible recket? At the crack of dawn, treesful of these little beauts staaht screechin’ and billowin’ at each other? Oh, you are weahin’ your eahplugs? Wise move theah, no flies on you thin?”

  39. Oh no, REALLY? It was just an Australian accint?

  40. *trying something*
    Cock! I mean a rooster!

  41. Aha! The solution is don’t post about boids!

  42. 260Oakley says:

    What? No tits on C.O.?

  43. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    THAT’s a bird of a different feather!!!

    Mammary Glands ‘R Us !!! ;)

  44. Some of my rellies talk about the “blue tits”. Ermmm?
    And, “tits feeding their babies”.

  45. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    If’n mah memory (as opp. to my MAMMaries:) )
    serves…we had a couple of days’ academic and also juvenile ornithological and vocabularical discussion along these lines about a year ago with a photo whose colors were phenomenal/ visually striking. We all researched the type of boidie, the geographic distribution ….and then the rest of the conversation deteriorated into the fun & excitement of 4th-grade tittie-jokes that we all had held inside our (*snerk*) bosoms for 40 yrs or so, just waiting for an opportune opportunity !!!!

  46. warrior rabbit says:

    You mean… all those jokes we had racked up over time?

  47. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    heh heh @ warrior rabbit !!!! :)

  48. Lerrinus says:

    How about blue-footed boobies!?

    or little Robin Red-Breast?

    (crosses fingers and hope links work…!)

  49. My first thought on seeing these two…
    ,,,”Canoodling Cockatoos!”

  50. So, what’s new in the Mod Lounge… Hey, don’t leave me here all alone!

  51. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    “I searched the wuurrrld over, and
    thought I’d found Trew Luuuuuv;

    yew met anutther and — phbbbbt — yew were GAHN” :(

  52. More nesting problems! *sigh*

  53. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    THANK YOU dmaufer!!!! :)

  54. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    (that was sposed to go under/ in response to Wend, 11:32)

  55. I’m with the Mod Squad, too. *sigh*


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