No, Seriously, I’m a Mad Dog

Oh, don’t believe me? Well, you won’t be making those goo-goo eyes once I rip your lungs out, sweetie! Don’t you get it? I’m outta control, a powder keg, a wild card, a loose cannon, insane in the membrane! Look, will you please stop giggling — I’m telling you, I could snap at any minute!


Need a napkin, Jenny M.?

[yay! jenny just tagged us back and solved the mystery of molly's favorite shaving cream! jenny, you're it!]

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Minarch says:

    Why did you post a picture of Marty Feldman and what is all over his face??

    • Bat-Snake says:

      Because he’s either being Michael York’s “twin” or Fronk-en-stine’s stooge.

  2. MudBug says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s the great googly-eyed cream filled monster pup !
    Be afraid , be very afraid !!!!

  3. arv9y says:

    Aieeeeeeh! (Runs screaming from the room.)
    There, Sweetie Pie, do you feel a bit better now that you have scared the carp out of me? I hope that helped.

  4. Theresa says:

    HAW!

  5. Theresa says:

    “Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge
    I’m trying not to lose my head, uh huh-huh-huh
    It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
    How I keep from going under “

  6. SCAWWWY!

  7. victoreia says:

    *giggle*

  8. Jessy says:

    Hahahaha! What is that on his wittle muzzle? Oh, yeah, the froth of madness, I forgot.

  9. Kar says:

    Who’s a widdle mad dawgie, who’s a widdle mad dawgie.

  10. Studio Hen says:

    thyroid disorder

  11. Anna says:

    Thank you Cute Overload for giving me reason to live. Amen.

  12. (The Original) Mel says:

    A ravening Bavarian-cream-filled pug lunatic is on the loose. Oh hep me hep me hep me!

    • o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

      oooooooooooooh, “a Bavarian-cream-filled pug” — one of my FAV-O-rites!!!!

  13. Martha in Washington says:

    Yep, he’s got me shakin’ in my boots. Not.

  14. Theresa says:

    Hovertext: Doggie has read his Machiavelli!

  15. Mary (the first) says:

    I’m so skeered! Pups with ice cream on their whiskers are just about the skeeriest thing around! Eeeek!!

  16. Tara R says:

    He’s right about the mad bit, the rest is just cuteness.

  17. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: “Googly-eyes” !!!!

  18. Gigi says:

    Insane in the membrane LOL! Love it !!!
    You do have a way with word NTMTOM.

  19. Gigi says:

    What? Why noooo, I haven’t seen your powdered sugar beignets….

  20. blair says:

    hee. it’s a thuggle.

  21. chanpon says:

    “My eyes are going to start bugging out even more soon!”

  22. B-Rad says:

    Doesn’t it look like Ren from Ren & Stimpy? I’d be surprised if no one else saw that.

  23. Jenny H. says:

    I have no clue how this picture got here, but this is my pug Molly when she was about 12 weeks old. The substance in question that is coating her face is cream cheese! She just slammed her little puggy puppy face into it when we weren’t paying attention. My Molly is famous! And I’m feeling a little bit stalked, but that’s ok.

    And yes, she IS a raving lunatic. Here’s a link to a picture of her all grown up, almost 4 years old now! http://www.pugspot.com/photos/redross9/9926fb6cf230d285

  24. Guinea Peeg Lover says:

    Poog: “Insaine pog wunt BRANES!”
    You: AHHHH!!! OHNOGETITOFFMEGETITOFFME #>@$%&*+-=<
    Poog: :3 (continues ravaging city)

  25. Oddly adorable.

  26. Forget about it says:

    After seeing this scare animal i thing i’m going to have problems to sleep……