Save me, oh who will save me! Alas, I am but a hamster trapped by puny mortals who adorn me in Barbie dresses and seat me on a tuffet at The Round Table for a spot of tea with Polly Pocket!
Hamsel in distress:
So much for living hammily ever after, Betty.



I’m jealous of that ham! a castle all to him- or herself!
Hamself.
Camped!
pointy little ham-toesies!!!11!!!
Her cousin, Ratpunzel, lives upstairs.
Good one! *clap clap*
BEF!!!1!
awww what a cutie!!
bwaahahahhaaaa!!! hilarious! adorable! dare i say even romantic!? eeep!!!!
Should be a White Castle, ’cause they’re serving ham-burgers.
HAW!
Hamsel! Hahahahahaha!!
Yeah, that one got me too! ROTFL!
Aaaand 260Oakley strikes again. I say a book of 260O’s comments! Along with The Men of CO and the Collected Works of NOMTOM. The CO empire expands…
I second that motion!
We REALLY need a NTMTOM book.
This post makes me want to SING!
Donkeypants IN THE HIZZY!
Teeny, tiny jazz hands!!
jazz hams?
Please don’t start singing “Jazzham.”
Fhamtabulous. The spikey hair, the splayed fingers….maybe he’s stuck in the window.
There goes the fun, right out the window.
“singing in drag” in the hovertext sent me over the edge…. Hambelina – inspired!
Hovertext: “Do not meddle in the affairs of hamsters” LOL. “For you are crunchy and can last one hamster an entire winter”?
Ham-a-lot is all the rage on Broadway this year.
It’s Prince Hamsterdink introducing the Princess Butterham.
Princess Bride references = !
Hamsel in distress!!! I love it. Hamsel. Must keep saying that word. Hamsel hamsel hamsel.
Look it is Hamm-oro escaping to his mighty steed.
PS My nephew (the former broccoli-hater) has a toy castle in which he stages epic battles with his grandpa, who CHEATS. All Ev’s toy and stuffed amminals are involved in these wars, which always end in him and Grandpa flinging stuffed animals at each other.
Ehn! Eating broccoli in Moderation Lounge! Pass me the cheese sauce, someone?
AHOY! Miss Hamsel is one of the many ham-hams (and other critters) waiting for their forever homes at North Star Rescue!
More cute photos can be found on their Facebook page .
Good golly there are some cute photos on that Facebook page! I cannot believe I have lived this long not being aware of it… Thanks for the link!
Well, thank goodness it’s located in CA, so I can’t go adopt!
“Thank you Mario, but your Princess is in another castle!”
“Hamsel in distress” made me LOL!
“I was in drag singing ,’one day my prince will come’” — cracked me up!!!! Poor abused princess ham.
“Your mother is a hamster…” Wait! Where’s the insult in that?!
“….and smells of broccoli!”
HAMlet.
“How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!”
“…”
“…”
“???”
“No, wait. Not a rat. My bad.”
There’s trouble in Hamelot!
Does that castle read, “Melissa & Doug”?
Yes. Behold, ye olde graffiti.
Only kidding. I believe it is a brand of toy maker.
Yes, it is a toy brand.
Will someone please to be helping meh out of this theeng!?