All You Can Eat Bufferret

Many folks pop ‘em straight into their moufs. Down on the bayou, peel ‘n eat is a quick and delicious way to enjoy platter after platter of zesty baby ferret cocktails. Dip in remoulade sauce for extra mouthwatering results!


We’re gonna need a bib and extra napkins, Linda G.

65 comments … read them below or add one

  1. JerilynS says:

    Oh god… I just dreamed I was eating a bowl of gerbils. Yikes! This site is starting to give me nightmares!!!

  2. Birdcage says:

    They ain’t ripe yet!!!!!

  3. Nehama V. says:

    Oooo their little noses are shaped like butterflies!!!

  4. Gigi says:

    So may belley to snorgle….so little time.

    • Gigi says:

      OK I guess I was not fully awake this morning, what I wanted to say was…

      So many bellies to snuggles, so little time!

  5. violet says:

    I think these are the slow to melt in your mouth kind. I plan on putting mine in a nice crystal candy dish on my coffee table for all to admire.

  6. gryt says:

    The pearly feetsies!

  7. BB/VA says:

    At Lowe’s, they have a big sign up over one aisle that says “Hardware” and “Ferreteria” under that.

    I am always disappointed not to find any ferrets there.

    (OK, I know I am showing my ignorance – it is a bilingual sign. However, I am pretty much monolingual.)

    • Shazzie says:

      And not just “Ferrets” but a ferret cafeteria!!!
      I can only imagine your disappointment!

      Your posting made me giggle! Thanks for the morning laugh :)

      • BB/VA says:

        There should definitely be a long steam table with ladies with hairnets and long spoons on one side and ferrets with tiny trays on the other.

        • o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

          perhaps ferrets with hairnets????

        • trinlayk says:

          Oh definitely the picture in my mind when I drive by the “Ferreteria” near where I used to work…. even the lovely ironwork they’ve got up, doesn’t dissuade me from imagining ferrets getting lunch there.

          These little guys and gals seem so naked, I want to knit them teeny ferret sweaters.

          (I used to have ferrets, they’re awesome, I miss them…)

    • January says:

      Who knew?

    • belphebe says:

      @BB/VA, A friend of mine took a picture of a “Ferreteria” sign when he was on holiday so that he could give it to me. I can’t remember where he took it, but I was pleased that he did.

      Even though I know what kind of trouble these critters will get into when they open their eyes, I still want to grab them all and take them home with me!

      Maybe no-one will notice if I take one. Or two. Or maybe three…

  8. Nikki says:

    “Peel and Eat”? I’d say these have already been peeled. Such pink little sweeties.

  9. Theresa says:

    What fat little bellies.

  10. Hanushka says:

    I’m pretty sure those aren’t ferrets. They look like baby otters.

  11. Anony Mouse says:

    . . . and I give up on this site. That picture is fine, but the caption is revolting.

  12. January says:

    You all always want to snack on them. I want to stick em in my pocket and feel em wiggle!

  13. occula says:

    oh, those toe nubs. Good heavens. Nekkid bellehs and toe nubs! Too much.

    That’s gonna be a bucket of squirm in about, oh, five days or so, when they get their strenth.

  14. New Knee socks with eyes in 8 packs.

  15. ScoutsMom says:

    I love the jazz hands on the forth one.

  16. flutterby says:

    …always wondered how tube socks were made! Very anerable when new!

  17. Skip says:

    Jazz hands, hahahaha, ScoutsMom… and belleh wrinkles!

    Are there even more babies in the upper left corner?

  18. Theresa says:

    PS: ”
    Ferretmonger”!!

  19. Mary (the first) says:

    So much pinkness!!

  20. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Let’s see, a group of ferrets is called a business. This is several very young ferrets (little kneesock stripes haven’t even come in yet) so I’m going to call them a “startup.”

    • tracylee says:

      sign me up for to invest some venture capital in this endeavor!

    • Theresa says:

      I love the whole idea of a “business of ferrets.” Such awesome visuals.

      • Ali-baba says:

        True…I’m picturing an office with ferrets in wee pinstripe suits, making copies, hanging out by the water cooler, playing WOW and checking out CO when they should be completing their bi- weekly status update reports on the status of their reports that explain how to write a bi-weekly status update report. Oh, and they work the night shift. ;-)

    • occula says:

      oh my gosh. Perfection.

  21. Lewis n' Clark says:

    so if somebody starts “giving me the business”, does that mean they are going to hand me a bunch of ferrets? Yay! Oh, and, based on Mr. Pants’s defish, I think “incubating new businesses” has a whole new meaning!

  22. Tania says:

    Oh my goodness! This is the first time I’ve ever seen baby ferrets. They are incredibly cute!

  23. tfm says:

    GROSS!!!! how can you talk about eating the scrumptiously cute babies; with your eyes, maybe.

  24. Meaghan says:

    I like how the little morsel on the far left has his little paw over his eye.

  25. swimmer love says:

    “Dont eat me!!!! im inocent!!!!” Says the second to last ferrit

    :D :D :D :D :D

  26. dawn guerra says:

    babies were adorable but NOT TO EAT….