Mom, I Love My New Chew Toy!

It’s so lifelike! Where do you put the batteries?

Peeps, we need a judgement call: Is this a Marc Anthony Experience?

131 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Celia says:

    OMG this puppy is just pure happiness!

  2. LibrarianJessica says:

    Perhaps a non-traditional M.A.E., but I think for a true M.A.E. you need a itteh bitteh *kitteh* and gigantor dog.

    • blair says:

      yurp. M.A.E. is a negation of the natural-enemy trope, with an order-of-magnitudeifier on top.

      this is merely interbreed ultrasnorgling, with enhanced order-of-magnitudification.

      beaglepops, btw, are rechargeable. they go like this for a few minutes, then you see them plugging themselves into a couch cushion for a few hours. though it does take longer if a lap is inserted interstitial to the beagle-cushion interface.

      they also have a low gear that extends their range impressively. let them off the leash in the woods and if you yourself can follow at a brisk walk you’ll reach the canadian border, eventually. i’m pretty sure that’s what they’re all looking for. seems to be the only thing they ever find.

      • TortoiseGeek says:

        Too funny! This describes every beagle I’ve ever met to a T.

        • BB/VA says:

          Not Canada, the horizon. At least that is what our beagle mixes seemed to be looking for.

          • LostInSpace says:

            Yours only stops at the horizon?

            Our walker coonhound mix jumped into the ocean, and boarded an interstellar science vessel somewhere in the mid-pacific. We managed to follow him by boat most of the way, but once the space ship took off we weren’t able to follow. Haven’t seen him since, but every now and then when I’m listening to the radio, I hear a distinctive ‘baying’ sound in the white noise…

  3. Erica says:

    I love the patience that the rottie has-ie, not squishing little beagle bug

  4. LibrarianJessica says:

    Just caught the hover-text. Perfect.

  5. Gigi says:

    I swear I’m gona bi**h slap the next person that tells me rottweilers are evil !
    Ahhhhhh! so cute!!

    • Diane says:

      ROTS aren’t “evil”, it’s the BAD ROT OWNERS that are “evil”. Just like with children, animals LEARN BY EXAMPLE and if a PET OWNER is a mean person to their pet even the most docile dog will become vicious sooner or later. This video was GREAT!….

  6. edmundh says:

    Lil’ Beagle must be ecstatic that his giant chew toy is 5 times his size!

  7. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    that they-uh is what Ah calls, an energetic lil beagle person!!

  8. Deb! says:

    This is adorable!

  9. Ruth says:

    Who says David & Goliath can’t be besties !!!!!!!!

  10. Noelle (the First) says:

    I love how out of breath the Rottie seems! It’s so typical, when you get older and look at kids you wonder, where do they get the energy!?!

    • wuyizidi says:

      Hmm, let’s see: their body’s brand new, everything inside and outside working according to ideal standard, they have no responsibility, therefore no anxiety, no stress about the present or the future; they have no experiences, therefore free of subconscious emotional traumas and baggage from the past; they eat right (no choice in that matter); they get all the sleep they need; and the time they’re awake, they get to do what they love… Basically a life of secure leisure filled with constant, wondrous stimuli. If only adult lives are like that.

    • Anonny says:

      Yeah, you can hear the *FLOP* whenever he lies back down, heh.

  11. connoisseur-of-cute says:

    Beagles make the world better. This just proves it.

    • earlybird1 says:

      AMEN!

    • autumnsong says:

      Rotties make the world better :o ) My old girl used to play with puppies and small dogs just like this. She would lay down and let them climb all over her and she would gently play with just her head. Best dogs ever!

  12. ariel says:

    i loffs it

  13. Kar says:

    I’m thinking more of a Henry Hawk/Foghorn Leghorn tag. What a sweet rottie to put up with that young whipper snapper.

    “isn’t it nap time already?”

  14. A. Non! says:

    That Rottweiler’s teeth are whiter than mine. A lot whiter. And he has a puppy friend.
    I’m feeling pretty inadequate right now.

  15. Zeki says:

    Moar Rotties!! I love how tolerant dogs are of puppies!

    On a sad, related note, our female Rottie, Blue, was just diagnosed with stage 3 lymphoma and has started chemo. Please think happy thoughts for her, my fellow peeps!

  16. JuliaJellicoe says:

    I’ve had this in my YouTube favorites queue for at least a couple of years. The oinking noises, the romping, the, er, bit of “No, I can do that myself.” Love it!

  17. Malinki says:

    RAWR!

    I IZ VISHUS DOG!!!

  18. Theo says:

    Face noms! FAAAACE NOMMMMMS!!! :D

  19. Surrealle says:

    Aww, so cute.. And the intact/un-docked tail on the rottie scores major points with me! Awesome

    • Theresa says:

      Undocked Rottie tail: WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP

    • Janet says:

      Agree about keeping tail intact.

      • lisa says:

        Prolly lives in England, not USA. A lot less tail amputations…oh, excuse me, you who mutilate dogs in this way prefer to call it “docking”…over there. I wish this maiming would be outlawed everywhere, it’s barbaric to amputate part of an animal for fashion. That goes for ears, too. Whatever original function the mutilations once had, they are no longer valid.

        • Sharpy says:

          ever feel like you’re banging the cymbals at a string quartet?

        • JacksonsGirl says:

          I had to have my kitties tail removed. But only because he has some neurological disorder and kept biting his tail down to the bone. It was all very sad at the time, but now he’s great! I didn’t know people did it for fashion though.

  20. Nikki says:

    Ha! The happy little tailio action at 0:29 is adorable. Such a squirmy little ball of energy! :)

    • Berg says:

      I noticed that, too! The beagle seems more like a wind up toy than battery-powered (with the tail being the winding mechanism, of course).

      • Nikki says:

        Then the beagle is clearly a self-winding toy! Perpetual motion machine.

        • o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

          Nikki — I thought PRECISELY of the phrase “perpetual motion machine” in watching lil’ Beagle Guy, too :)

  21. Laurie says:

    That’s the most energy expended laying down ever! (human exercising doesn’t count!) It’s so adorable that he is so gentle with the baby even though he could take it’s whole head in his mouth. The baby will keep him fit as it gets older too, beagles remain high energy play machines!

  22. (The Original) Mel says:

    Beaglebeaglebeaglebeaglebeaglebeaglebeagle. IT’S BEAGLE!

  23. Ttr says:

    Yay! Similar to this is a video of an aggressive puppy with a playful German Shepherd.

  24. warriortwo says:

    Aw! Big dog teachin’ little dog how to be a dog. Very important lesson, grasshopper.

  25. victoreia says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

    (catches breath) Why yes, I do consider that a “Marc Anthony Experience”!

  26. Deb says:

    I want to be attacked by that beagle! That little soft-bellied squirmy morsel. I love the breathless grunting sounds. What a dear, dear Rottie

  27. Martha in Washington says:

    The beautiful Rottie is gonna need a lie-down after this! Bouncy Beagle is gonna need another toy to play with! Want them both!

  28. Chris Tucker says:

    Alas, there is an ashtray visible on the table near the end of the video.

    Secondhand smoke is JUST as harmful to dogs (and cats and other pets) as it is to infants and children.

    End PSA.

    Some years ago, I was a tv station sponsored family fun day. One of the groups there was the local rottie rescue group. So, there were diverse friendly rotties there, making friends with anything that moved, as well as a bin of rottie puppies.

    Well, a bin o’ puppies! Who can resist?

    So, here I am, on my knees getting my fingers nommed by the puppies, when I am suddenly surrounded by the adult dogs.

    “Oh, dear. This CAN’T be good.”

    Well, seeing as how I was now down on their level, it was play with AND slobber on the human.

    Half a dozen rotties, wanting nothing more than ear skritches and to do some face licking.

    Lovely, wonderful dogs, each and every one!

  29. Mary says:

    Awwwwwwwkward moment at 1:21!

    • AuntieMame says:

      I was gonna say!

      Inappropriate puppy is inappropriate. :mrgreen:

      • Janet says:

        Probably thinks that’s where you nurse. We had some puppies try to do that with a male dog. Didn’t succeed.

        • muttluver says:

          BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          But no, my dogs randomly sniff each other’s genitals. It’s just a dog “How are you/what’ve you been doing/etc” thing.

    • Earwig says:

      Hyup. Glad someone else spotted that too!

      • lisa says:

        That was the one time the Rottie was a little nervous himself. “It ain’t milk you get from there, kid. Don’t make me tell you again.”

    • Rachael says:

      Yeah, I was askeered for the big guy. *whew*

      Silly puppy is silly. Big scary rottie is… not so much. What a big overgrown love bug!!

    • Gentle says:

      And at :56. Rottie is all “ummmm…. No. Up here please.” and then continued instructional play-time. What a sweetie.

    • mctwin says:

      I was gonna say! “Hey, those aren’t the batteries!” tee and hee!

  30. ashagato says:

    pretty sure this is one of the cutest things i have ever seen………..

  31. winston says:

    What a patient rottweiler. Lovely.

  32. Hon Glad says:

    The Beagle nearly disappears into the rotties mouth.

  33. Jedi Arashi says:

    I can’t remember when or where I saw this first, but I still love it! Cute widdle beagle and sweet, gentle Rottweiler… Now I wanna see my puppies! They’re a similar size ratio, as they’re an Afghan Hound and a Papillon. My sweeties…!

    And whoever said it above: yes, the doggie noises! Snorts and scarfs!

  34. dmaufer says:

    If only we could bottle that energy! (and if only I could have a fraction of it!)

  35. Casey says:

    Haha..love the Rott’s (/Rott-mix’s?) “WHOA GENITALS HOLD UP” response.

  36. OMG. I don´t know what my favourite bit is! The running jumps, or the runs around the armchair, or the “Oh no NOT the wiener, you don´t chew on that ever!” disapproval from the Rottweiler.

    If the Rottie wasn´t so gentle and patient he could bite the Beagle´s head right off. I am glad it´s such a sweet boy. If I could handle one of them I would so *love* a Rottweiler (but Lugosi, the alpha male amongst my 3 cats would probably have *his* head *snicker*).

    • Janet says:

      The moment when puppy checks out Rottie’s male equipment is the only moment the big dog stops him.

  37. kalmita says:

    Another day i saw the same scene in the street. A little beagle playing with a pitbull. Those pupies are crazy XDDDDD

  38. kk3 says:

    Love the constant flailing legs!

  39. Leesa says:

    Just more proof the Rottie’s may look mean, but they are really just marshmallows.
    Now where can I find an adult Rottie and a Beagle baby, I must have that combo in my living room.

  40. zoetta says:

    That puppy is just a blur!

  41. Theresa says:

    Love. Especially love the presentation of the little carpet square, and Rottie’s “Huh?” look at the end.

  42. gryt says:

    That rottie had better synchronize the naps HE wants to take with leetle junior’s naps – or them naps ain’t happening!

  43. bargles says:

    Pfft. And they say rotts are violent.

  44. Katrina says:

    Who is the chew toy? They re both wonderful! My hugs and best wishes to Blue and his family. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

  45. sunnylessmum says:

    Snoopy bebeh!!

  46. BB/VA says:

    Busy baby beagle!!!

  47. darkshines says:

    These two look like the best of friends, I bet they have all kinds of awesome adventures. I hope they grow old together <3

  48. WendyPinNJ says:

    What a great way to wear out your puppy: get it it’s very own full grown Rottweiler. Such cuteness. Such a vicious Rotty.

  49. pyrit says:

    I have to say! It’s the cutest dang vid in a long while. It is so cute and sweet that it really utterly made my teeth hurt. yaahhng yaahhhng yaahhhng!
    Agh!
    I have a niece & nephew, Rocky & Bonnie, who are sweet rotties. And there’s a beagle breeder in my neighborhood. I get phone calls and knocks on my door, “Have you seen a beagle?”

  50. Loris says:

    You will never withstand my trademark finisher: the FLYING FACEWHOMP!

  51. Emmberrann says:

    Li’l Beagle Boy: *play play play boing boing play play play play chewie li’l nom-nom play play play play play*
    Rottie: [in WC Fields voice] “Getaway from me, boy, ya bodda me.”
    LBB: [Repeat from above.]

  52. baby birdie says:

    Sir Beagalahad fighting the Rottie Dragon.

  53. NikkiC says:

    Okay, at 1:20 I laughed so loud I woke my daughter up! Plz to not bite mah bitz.

  54. Dev says:

    I honestly had no idea that Beagles were this cute?? In fact I guess I have never seen a beagle puppy until now but that dog is adorable!!

    I mean I am seriously thinking of getting one if it looks like this puppy!!

    • muttluver says:

      Make sure you’re prepared for the energy level (bike rides! three walksa day!) and for everything in reach to be chewed.

  55. muttluver says:

    Hahahahaha, this is so like my babies. The medium size Border Collie mix lets the maltie-poo walk all over him.

  56. Mary says:

    AWWWW! Look at how gentle and patient the big guy is being with that little devil!! So sweet :) We have this day in and day out with my pack right now as I just got a new chihuahua mix pup, he loooooves to play with all three huge dogs and the six month old pit at once.