Pug 4 Life

Yo, when you pick a pooch, ya just gotta pick a pug
‘Cause a pug gives a hug that’s as sweet as a love drug
Ain’t no lies, I’m the prize, with the Marty Feldman bug-eyes
Scopin’ you, rope-a-dopin’ you, sincerely hopin’ you
Take me home to your dome so I never have to roam alone

Ralph P. says: “The pictures I sent are of my sister’s three year old pug Moose. She is a daily viewer or your site and loves the amount of pug pictures.” As do we, so here’s some extra bonus Moose:


  1. Toe splayage! Cute boy, sorry about the chav styling.

  2. Gigi (the original one) says:


  3. kibblenibble says:

    I love the way pugs’ tails coil up so tightly, like leetle peeg tails.

  4. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    At the risk of sounding like the 8000th NTM squealy girl with no original cute phrasingk:

    MIKE KNOCKS one outta tha park, WIF Base-Baru Cap,
    during Base-baru Season!!!

    AND THA FANS in the bleachers GO WILD
    (cheering throng noises in background)

  5. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    oh — forgot one part in my comment above.
    Name: Moose?


  6. sunnylessmum says:

    I can verify that pug hugs are indeed sweet as a love drug. Just last week I got to hold a tiny little pug puppy. Almost fainted from the combined cute and sweet. :) Yay pugs!

  7. ohmygoodness… those little baby toe nails on the pupplekins are killing.

  8. puddlepeppers says:

    Who’s cute? Who’s Number One? Who’s got Lorre eyes?

  9. Calvin Klein is no friend of mine
    Don’t want nobody;s name on my bee-hind!

  10. muttluver says:

    You should join the staff. ;)

  11. Aw, I was just quoting those wise old sages, Run-DMC, particular favorites of mine:

  12. (I was just kickin’ it old school, there)

  13. bookmonstercats says:

    Tee hee. Wins.

  14. I don’t know what’s best – the poem or the pug pics. This total package is one of my all time fav posts.

  15. mplsredd says:

    Who’s a good pug!!?? Who’s a good pug??!! You are!!! You are!!

    Pugs are like little piggies that run around and act all cute! LOVE THEM.

  16. o no he/ she/it DI-unt!!! says:

    “….like little piggies…..” — including the curlicue tails!@!!
    Pretty excellent point there!!!!

  17. They also shnort and shnuffle like piggies!

  18. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    verry insightful!!!!

  19. Retired Hippie says:

    Better than the Kia driving gerbils! “Do – dah – dippity!”

  20. They’re hamsters.. and they’re squee-aliciousness! Just like this puppeh! :P

  21. Technically -if one were to go by one of their hoodies- they are hamSTARS!!!!
    And super cute, if that’s the right word for stoner rodents.

  22. I must respectfully COMPLETELY DISAGREE. i love this little pug, but no ONE beats the Kia hamsters!

  23. So cute, but I think someone needs a toe nail trim!

  24. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    but that wu’nt be GANGsta!!!!

  25. bookmonstercats says:

    Rememberin’ AuntyBellum’s description of NOMTOM as shy, bespectacled, geeky and neatly dressed in leather jacket.

    Now dressin’ him in rapper bling………… it still works, in a strange way.

  26. Martha in Washington says:

    Fo’ shizzle!

    *apologizes if that’s the wrong usage. I am SUCH a white girl!*

  27. Keepin’ it real, y’all!


  28. Moose has got it goin’ on! Great photos, and I love the poem.

  29. Dat’s right. Everybody, give it up for NOMTOM & Moose!

  30. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    Here “it” is. Where do I give it up???

    Just ASKIN for it, huh?? :)

  31. skippymom says:

    Give it to me, I’ll take care of it for you.

  32. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE, skippymom!!!111!!!! :) :)

    made me really, truly, guffaw out loud.
    Fortunately, nobody else is in the Compooter Lab at present, to look at me sideways and call Bellevue Central…..

  33. Queen of Dork says:

    skippymom, you crack me up! :)

  34. Bonus points for the Marty Feldman reference.

  35. Ditto!

  36. You know, I’ve never liked rap, but if this precious pug was a rapper, I’d listen to him all day. So cute!

    And Moose is a PERFECT name.

  37. I particularly love that his bling is a sweet little ribbon necklace! At first it fools the eye and then it makes you go AWWW.

  38. I just showed Moose to my mom, and she just instantly burst out laughing. :)

  39. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    yay for Moose and for Mom!!!

  40. skippymom says:

    Why? I don’t see anything pervy about him, and we know how your mom is.

  41. HAW!
    My mom was getting ready to read the sports section of the paper, about the Barry Bonds trial, and she said and I quote “OK, now I’m going to read about Barry Bonds’s b***s. 8O

  42. Theresa, I just LOVE your parents…

  43. Copperbat says:

    NTMTOM. sick rhymes.


  44. You da bomb, Moose.

  45. (The Original) Mel says:

    Woof it feels good to be pugsta.
    A real pugsta-dogg puppeh plays his cards right.

  46. Bonus Moose? Better than Christmas bonus.

  47. I want a tan puglet immediately! Send one to me at once!

    I will love him and squeeze him and name him Goose…he can be friends with Moose.

  48. Goose is Miss Meg’s leetle Iggy. How is Goose, anyway?

  49. Great Googlymoogly! What a cute pugipup!!!

  50. Pug Life babeh is more mouse than moose, but he is ALL cute!

  51. muttluver says:

    First post in a while that’s made me truly guffaw, and the comments keep it coming. Thanks y’all!

  52. Ali-baba says:

    I like cute pugs and I can not lie
    You other cute overloaders can’t deny
    That when a pug walks in with a curly-q tail
    And those round bug eyes in your face
    You get a grin, wanna reach out an scritch
    ‘Cause you notice that pug is soft :-)

  53. o no he/ she/it DI-unt!!!! says:


  54. “Give us a thoughtful, life is tuff for a pug-thug look. Yeah! That’s it, right there! That’s the money shot. Golden!”

    D.J. Pug-a-licious.

  55. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    “Pug/ Thug” = WINNING!!!

    — with apologies to Mr. Sheen —

  56. I want to see and hear this pug rap.

  57. LAINEY O says:

    Pthug life son! Thought you knew!

  58. Snoop Dog. Yo.

  59. Bwahahahahahahaha!!! LOVE!

  60. Queen of Dork says:

    This post is just chock full of all kinds of yum! NTMTOM’s rap, the pug’s cuteness, the pug’s splayed toes and toenails and the way he’s looking so handsomely and sternly at the camera with each eye looking in a different direction…YUM! I love it! :)


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