Dr. Nope

Ah, time for my favorite spy movie… I’ve got my popcorn, my martini (shaken, not stirred)… and as the familiar twangy guitar theme begins, I see the iconic “down the gun barrel” shot and prepare to meet… Hey, waitaminit! You’re not James Bond!

I suppose Miss Moneypenny won’t mind snuggling Rocket, Liz and Matt.

61 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Julia (the one in BC) says:

    Licence to squee!

  2. MarFar says:

    OK – what is this cute little bebeh? A pig of Guinea?

  3. Colonel Jenna says:

    Moonsqueaker!

  4. Sprock says:

    Octopiggy

  5. Theresa says:

    “Live and Let Squee”
    “Piggies are Forever”
    “Goldsqueaker”
    “Thunderpig”

  6. Alana says:

    This really does look oddly like Pierce Brosnan. I think it’s the jaunty hair tuft atop his wee yiddle head. Have a look at this photo:
    http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/pierce-brosnan-2244.html

  7. The name is Guinea Pig, James Guinea Pig!

  8. There’s a pig who lives a life of danger
    Secret Agent Pig, Secret agent pig.

  9. Earwig says:

    I would be much more likely to watch the James Bond films if the hero was a guinea peeg rather than a chauvinist peeg.

  10. Rachael says:

    He’s way more adorabuhl than Sean Connery (my all-time fave JB).

  11. jen says:

    bumbadadum dum dum dum
    bumbadadum dum dum dum
    bumbadadum dum dum dum baduummm!

    whew.

  12. elenion says:

    This peeg oddly reminds me of Donald Trump.

  13. jen says:

    Squishy Galore?

  14. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Double-O-Emgee has a meeting with Qte to test out the latest in cool gadgets.

  15. Colonel Jenna says:

    The Peeg Who Loved Me

  16. Colonel Jenna says:

    Casino Oink-al

  17. Malinki says:

    No, Mr. Bun, I expect you to die!

  18. Comment1 says:

    I can’t help but feel there’s a Great Escape going on here.

  19. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Hi I’m Plenty (cute)
    Of course you are. ;-)

  20. Lewis n' Clark says:

    From Piggy with Love

  21. Colonel Jenna says:

    For Your Pigs Only
    You Only Squee Twice
    Quantum of Cuteness
    On Her Majesty’s Squeaking Service

  22. HP says:

    Guineapigger (wah-wah-wah-waaaah)
    He’s the pig, the pig with the Midas touch
    A spider’s touch
    Such a cold sniffer (wah-wah-wah-waaaah)
    Beckons you to enter his web of sin
    But don’t go in . . .

  23. chanpon says:

    This reminds me of one of my favorite Duran Duran songs, A View to a Squeal.

  24. dub1 says:

    ‘A View to a Squeal’, by Ian Flempeeg
    ‘Thunderwheel’, with Dansqueal Craig

  25. Birdcage says:

    Peegy Galore!!!!

  26. MudBug says:

    Name : Oddpig
    Status : Single
    Occupation : Assassin
    Turn Offs: Hat Hair
    Hobbies : Decapitating Statues
    Favorite food : Carrot Sushi

  27. Kar says:

    …Daniel Craig in a more convincing disguise than his recent drag experience.

  28. Colonel Jenna says:

    When you were young and your life was an open book
    You used to say, Live and Let Live
    (you know you did you know you did you know you did)
    But when this ever-changing webpage that we’re browsin’
    Makes you send up a plea:
    (dum da dum)
    to Live and Let Squee

  29. catmom says:

    What is it?

  30. blair says:

    nyerp

  31. mocax says:

    nice hair….

  32. ratchic says:

    My BF is a huge James Bond fan, I gotta show him this post, he’ll snerk at your posts!!!

  33. eknirb says:

    Live And Let Snorgle.

  34. GeorgiaGirl says:

    Oh noze! I just read that Knut the baby polar bear has died. Sorry, CO peeps, not a joke–wish it was. Google the AP headline “Berlin zoo: Beloved polar bear Knut has died” to verify the story.

  35. bookmonstercats says:

    He might be part Rosette. They have tufts, whorls and ridges in their coats. I have a part Rosette, who has a tufty head, assorted little whorls and a mohawk down his back.

  36. Anna says:

    he looks like Billy Ray

  37. Alia says: