Dr. Nope

Ah, time for my favorite spy movie… I’ve got my popcorn, my martini (shaken, not stirred)… and as the familiar twangy guitar theme begins, I see the iconic “down the gun barrel” shot and prepare to meet… Hey, waitaminit! You’re not James Bond!

I suppose Miss Moneypenny won’t mind snuggling Rocket, Liz and Matt.


  1. Julia (the one in BC) says:

    Licence to squee!

  2. Too funny!

    Very seriously looking Piggy McPiggersons here.

  3. Oops–make that the adjective (serious) instead of the adverb. Boy, do I need a weekend.

  4. OK – what is this cute little bebeh? A pig of Guinea?

  5. Colonel Jenna says:


  6. Octopiggy

  7. “Live and Let Squee”
    “Piggies are Forever”

  8. Squeakfinger

  9. TrixandSam says:


  10. Gigi (the original one) says:

    From Russia with squee.

  11. Ali-baba says:

    The Wheel is not Enough

  12. Andi from NC says:


  13. victoreia says:


  14. This really does look oddly like Pierce Brosnan. I think it’s the jaunty hair tuft atop his wee yiddle head. Have a look at this photo:

  15. The name is Guinea Pig, James Guinea Pig!

  16. There’s a pig who lives a life of danger
    Secret Agent Pig, Secret agent pig.

  17. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    now THAT works for me!!!

  18. I would be much more likely to watch the James Bond films if the hero was a guinea peeg rather than a chauvinist peeg.

  19. LOL!!!!

  20. puddlepeppers says:


  21. Yes, LOL indeed!

  22. He’s way more adorabuhl than Sean Connery (my all-time fave JB).

  23. victoreia says:

    Well, he’s a cute piggy, but I wouldn’t go that far…….

  24. bumbadadum dum dum dum
    bumbadadum dum dum dum
    bumbadadum dum dum dum baduummm!


  25. This peeg oddly reminds me of Donald Trump.

  26. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    *feels giggly*

  27. Squishy Galore?

  28. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Double-O-Emgee has a meeting with Qte to test out the latest in cool gadgets.

  29. Colonel Jenna says:

    The Peeg Who Loved Me

  30. Colonel Jenna says:

    Casino Oink-al

  31. No, Mr. Bun, I expect you to die!

  32. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!! says:

    THAT’s the one!!!! :)

  33. Thank you for recognizing the line :)

  34. Andi from NC says:

    ok, that one actually made howl out loud – well done….

  35. I can’t help but feel there’s a Great Escape going on here.

  36. TrixandSam says:

    Which tunnel do you think that is? Tom, Dick or Harry?

  37. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Hi I’m Plenty (cute)
    Of course you are. ;-)

  38. Lewis n' Clark says:

    From Piggy with Love

  39. Colonel Jenna says:

    For Your Pigs Only
    You Only Squee Twice
    Quantum of Cuteness
    On Her Majesty’s Squeaking Service

  40. Guineapigger (wah-wah-wah-waaaah)
    He’s the pig, the pig with the Midas touch
    A spider’s touch
    Such a cold sniffer (wah-wah-wah-waaaah)
    Beckons you to enter his web of sin
    But don’t go in . . .

  41. This reminds me of one of my favorite Duran Duran songs, A View to a Squeal.

  42. ‘A View to a Squeal’, by Ian Flempeeg
    ‘Thunderwheel’, with Dansqueal Craig

  43. Birdcage says:

    Peegy Galore!!!!

  44. Name : Oddpig
    Status : Single
    Occupation : Assassin
    Turn Offs: Hat Hair
    Hobbies : Decapitating Statues
    Favorite food : Carrot Sushi

  45. TrixandSam says:

    I’m always attracted dangerous men. Meet me in the Snickering Lounge Oddpig for a martini (or three?)

  46. Sounds like a plan to me ! I’ll be wearing a hat .

  47. …Daniel Craig in a more convincing disguise than his recent drag experience.

  48. But his most important role so far:

  49. Colonel Jenna says:

    When you were young and your life was an open book
    You used to say, Live and Let Live
    (you know you did you know you did you know you did)
    But when this ever-changing webpage that we’re browsin’
    Makes you send up a plea:
    (dum da dum)
    to Live and Let Squee

  50. A.maz.ing

  51. Andi from NC says:

    *claps in delight*

  52. What is it?

  53. nyerp

  54. nice hair….

  55. My BF is a huge James Bond fan, I gotta show him this post, he’ll snerk at your posts!!!

  56. Live And Let Snorgle.

  57. GeorgiaGirl says:

    Oh noze! I just read that Knut the baby polar bear has died. Sorry, CO peeps, not a joke–wish it was. Google the AP headline “Berlin zoo: Beloved polar bear Knut has died” to verify the story.

  58. bookmonstercats says:

    He might be part Rosette. They have tufts, whorls and ridges in their coats. I have a part Rosette, who has a tufty head, assorted little whorls and a mohawk down his back.

  59. he looks like Billy Ray

  60. Go to 1’30”

  61. OW OW OW OW OW OW!

    that is much too funny!


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