They Don’t Look So Tough to Me!

C’mon, I’ve had enough sparring with these practice dummies!

When do I get to take on a real Rottweiler? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!



  1. I guess this is kind like how the gladiators trained, huh?

  2. baby birdie says:

    Look at those eyes!

  3. TrixandSam says:

    Looks like Boston Rob is getting ready for the next season of Survivor: Delusional Island.

  4. Gosh, is that a little French Bulldog? Soooo precious!

  5. That is a Bernese Mountain Dog stuffed animal, not a Rottweiler! Shame, shame….

  6. Counterfeit canine cannot contend, CRUSHED!

  7. SQEEEL!

    What an adorable boston terrier pup. He looks straight out of a WB cartoon with that attitude.

  8. Kristine says:

    Aw, so cute!

    That’s a Bernese Mountain Dog plushie, though, not a Rottie.

  9. Trabb's Boy says:

    Why I’ll moiderize him! I’ll tear him from limb to limb! I’ll …

  10. There’s a ‘surrender’ joke in here somewhere 😀

  11. If you hold your head close enough to your monitor you can *almost* hear its teeny tiny growls of concentration.

  12. Hon Glad says:

    This is my death grip, sort of.

  13. I think it’s a Boston terrier puppy.

  14. Oh really?? Moderayshe? Ohh, OK, bring me my cafe mocha vodka marijuana latte.

  15. Awwww!.
    He’s a ruff tuff mean doggie fighting machine!

  16. You forgot the valium. It’s an essential ingredient in that latte.

  17. Yes, with a whisper of ground nutmeg. :mrgreen:

  18. tracylee says:

    if it was a Frenchie, it would have surrendered by now…

    (there, how was that?)

  19. skippymom says:

    Oh dear. My stomach is a bit out of sorts today, and just the thought of that made me quite queasy.

  20. Dare I say, “a soupcon” of ground nutmeg?

    BTW, I know soupcon has one of those little wigglies under the c.

  21. We can throw in some Mylanta. :mrgreen:

  22. Not bad, but I was thinking more like Fierce than French, ’cause the white flag is missing from the tail 😀

  23. Hon Glad says:

    Throw in Atalanta and you can have a race.

  24. Gigi (the original one) says:

    That makes sense because Bernese Mountain Dog are so sweet they would let a tiny Boston terrier beat them.

  25. Gigi (the original one) says:

    After reading the comments of Theresa, Rachael and Hon Glad, I think I’ll throw in the towel 🙂

  26. Gigi (the original one) says:

    This is strange I poste AFTER Theresa, Rachel and Hon Glad’s funny comments but it was posted ahead of them… As Mr. Shatner would say ” Is that weird or what?”

  27. nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

  28. ARGH! EARWORM! i guess i have to go listen to the whole album now 😉

  29. hah!

  30. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Disregard this comment everything went back to normal.

  31. Sharpy, I see them live in concert on Monday. I’m bringing earplugs.

  32. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:


    oops, I mean “winning — duh!!!” 😉

  33. Colonel Jenna says:

    It’s a furry version of the little chickenhawk that is always after Foghorn Leghorn!

  34. puddlepeppers says:

    Enjoying the hovertext so very muchly.

  35. Just a shame that French surrender jokes aren’t funny … (ever heard of the French resistance?).

  36. victoreia says:

    😆 *snicker*

  37. Gigi, are you sure you haven’t been sipping some of Theresa’s “special” cocktails? Maybe your post was in the same place the whole time, but you were distracted by all of the pretty swirly colors that your date with Prince Valium caused…

  38. That’s no stuffed Rottie. It looks like a Bernese Mountain Dog.

  39. Boston Terrier, methinks.

  40. Nnnnngrrr!

  41. (The Original) Mel says:

    Fluffy, destroyer of plush toys.

  42. I love that side stare. True dedication!

  43. Tee hee. :mrgreen:

  44. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    sounds like *THERESA* has been enjoying some of her special cocktails 🙂

  45. Some of them actually are funny, but please keep in mind… That’s the point: They’re jokes. This is the world of comedy, not reality. Wear a cup, it can get dangerous here sometimes. And I reserve the right to call Monty a tea-drinking blowhard of a failure, too 😉

    In reality, I’m a veteran myself, and even looked into the Foreign Legion once. Also, Beau Geste is one of my all-time favorite movies 😀

  46. Kirsten D. says:

    Love the Boston Terrier! It’s my school’s mascot, ehehe. Fierce little dog. ❤

  47. “Lemme at ’em! I’ll moitalize ’em!”

  48. {applauds}

  49. awww….looks like someone needs a snorgle!

  50. bookmonstercats says:


  51. bookmonstercats says:

    Also, of course, ‘Allo ‘Allo was the funniest thing ever.

  52. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    …so *where* does one obtain a life-size adorable plushie of a Burmese Mtn. Doggeh????? *WANT*

  53. It’s always the little ones who surprise you with their toughness. It’s a tough world out there for little guys. You have to toughen up. Grrrrr

  54. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    also also: “Nyang nyang nyang…..”!!111!!! 🙂

  55. Awww. He needs a nice big bone to chew on. Cute dog though.

  56. starling says:

    Yes, ‘Allo ‘Allo was bleedin’ brilliant! And it doesn’t imply anywhere that the French were cowards (just slightly mad, but allez, so are we all).

  57. starling says:

    P.S. Herr Flick is my favourite.

  58. starling says:

    That pup’s got tigerblood, make no mistake.

  59. You can totally hear the tiny little growl! Or maybe the cuteness has just made me insane. Either way!

  60. Nothing approaches the silliness of Hogan’s Heroes 🙂

  61. I know nooooozzing!

  62. Hey, no little green bunnies for St Paddy’s day?

  63. sunnylessmum says:

    I keep checking here for some cute St Paddy’s day pics. 😦 C’mon CO, my day isn’t complete w/o your posts! 🙂

  64. EEEEEEEEE itty bitty Bostie baby! Oh lovely, now I have to clean up the aftermath of a head explosion. Good thing I keep extras 😀

  65. perfect

  66. o no he/ she/ it DI-unt!!!! says:

    “Where’s Thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesa????”

    re. 1st and 3rd bases, baseball ……

  67. My french bulldog/boston mix actually does try to take on my brother’s rottweiler. They think they’re so tough! Lol

  68. Those aren’t Rottweiler colors on the stuffed combatant. More like Bernese Mountain Dog?

  69. cookiemonster says:

    Starling – My fav was Colonel Klink.