I Give It A Week

On their big honeymoon night, Rocky, ever the romantic, carried his new bride over the threshold.


This Cats ‘n Rack-coons was sent in by both Penelope and Ant’s Quality Foraged Links: aqfl.net

EDIT: The kitty is perfectly safe, Peeps! Thanks to Photoshop and someone’s funny imagination. -pyrit

92 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Laura K says:

    just too dammed cute…

  2. (The Original) Mel says:

    There’s a fire extinguisher if the wedding night gets too smokin’!!!

  3. (The Original) Mel says:

    I must say, though. The bride looks a little concerned. Sorta like, “Halp meh! I’s skerrd.”

  4. cubbybutt says:

    raccoons really are people in furry suits. look at those little hands!!!!

  5. tracylee says:

    he’s all
    “someone leave this outside?”

  6. TUM says:

    “Cats ‘n Rack-coons?” I just died of pun!

    They should get along great – they have the same mask.

  7. Wvaden says:

    This is just freaky.

  8. Scoobie says:

    How on earth did this happen?

  9. When I first looked at the picture, I thought it more like, “Did someone order a cat?” or “Hey, look what I found!”

    With Love and Gratitude,

    Jeremiah

  10. Olive says:

    You canNOT be serious!!!!

  11. Mary (the first) says:

    Of course, I waited to scroll down until reading the caption. I thought it was probably another baby raccy or something. But no! A confused looking kitteh! I LOL’d! Too much!!

  12. Shari says:

    I believe that cameras and the InterWebs were invented in anticipation of memorable moments like this.

  13. Emmberrann says:

    Wha-a-a-at??? Did I just see what I thunk I seed?

  14. AuntieBellum says:

    That’s a really tiny kitty. Or a really big raccoon.

    • victoreia says:

      Possibly one of those May-December romances….. (Or should I say January-December romances….)

  15. skyroom80 says:

    Rocky (to unseen individual): “Right, mate. This is the *last* time I bring your cat back. I am *tired* of finding it foraging through my garbage cans, knocking ‘em over, scattering trash friggin’ *everywhere*! How would you like it if i did that, huh? HUH?!”
    ;-p

  16. caren with a k says:

    I hope Rocky didn’t come by for take-out!

  17. Theresa says:

    Oh NO WAY!!!!!!!!

  18. winston says:

    OMG OMG OMG OMG….. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

    SO darn cute!

  19. Retired Hippie says:

    Rocky Raccoon stumbled back into his room
    Only to find Gideon’s tabby.
    Gideon checked out
    and he left it no doubt
    to help when poor Rocky got crabby.

    With apologies to Sir Paul.

  20. Ed says:

    Anyone have the original photo? Without the tiny cat shopped into it?

    • Chris L says:

      It’s somewhere on Icanhascheezburger?–saw it there about a year and a half ago.

  21. Ray says:

    No way. I’m very sorry, but no. Way?

  22. mamabear says:

    Please, please! Someone tell me that this was photoshopped. There is just no way that this is real. It just can’t be. Nothing can be this cute, it defies the laws of…physics? cuteness-ability? I don’t know, SOMETHING.

    I might be permanently damaged now. How can I get this out of my head?! How many of my loved ones, now, will have to endure my ravings about a raccoon carrying a kitteh?!!

    OMG, I’m going to get in the tub now and try to calm down and relax.

    • Cat Foundation says:

      I feel just the same way….. confused… what just happened? Did I really see a photo of a raccoon carrying a kitty??? No, can’t have. But did, didn’t I? Ouh,….

  23. mamabear says:

    Awww, moderated? Was it the excessive use o’ exclamation points? It was an accurate way to punctuate. I was REALLY yelling when I wrote it.

  24. KaTryn says:

    Ha. . love the beatles reference. .

  25. crrrazycatlady says:

    Beware the Ides of March…?

  26. Kevin says:

    CO has unfortunately been Snopes’d. My link to it got modded but you can look it up.

  27. Viola de Lesseps says:

    **SNORT!** Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  28. Gigi says:

    Cute picture but of course it is not real
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/raccooncat.asp

  29. Jayde says:

    ^ Totally ruined it =(

  30. Marie says:

    Gigi, noooooooo! You killed the dream.

    I totally bought this like the eternal sucker I am re photoshopped images. What? It’s more fun believing than not!

    • Gigi (the original one) says:

      Sorry :-( But I knew some of the peeps would be worried about the kitty.

      • AuntieBellum says:

        I’m glad you posted the link!

        It’s the people who cry “photoshop” on E V E R Y T H I N G who are tiresome.

        When it really is one, it’s fun to know, just so we can admire the craftsmanship. I’ve tried a few photomanips, and they all suck, so I know it’s not easy.

  31. nads says:

    Oooh nooo..has kitty been injured? By the raccoon? I’m immediately reminded of a very unpleasant incident my friend told me about, involving her new kittens, a hungry raccoon and the koi pool in their backyard. :(

  32. ash says:

    I saw this weeks ago and immediately checked snopes. I wanted it to be real!

  33. Golden says:

    Ahh.. I knew it had been ‘shopped.. but still, I loves it just the same.

  34. luscher says:

    “Uh, I’m here to claim the reward …”

  35. kodalai says:

    I thought it might be shopped — the scale looked off, the edges blurred in unconvincing ways, and the cat’s pose unlikely. Actually I am GLAD it is shopped because the cat’s tail is all poofy. If this were real, that would be one scaredy cat.

    Buuut, for a shoop, it’s pretty cute and funny!

  36. katie says:

    At first I was kinda mad that the snoper burst my cute bubble. Then I was relieved because I was afraid the raccoon might carry the kitteh away.

  37. Andy says:

    Is this picture real???

    So a wild raccoon just carried a kitten into the house???

  38. mctwin says:

    Pyrit,
    It seems you are learning much at the NTMTOM School of Making People LOL!! Good job!

    • pyrit says:

      Thanks. I’ve been having fun here at CO very nearly as long as NTMTOM has.
      I couldn’t even begin to emulate his style. Or Meg’s. Or Sharpy’s. I’ve been “schooled” by Theo a few times though!
      Haven’t we all!

      • AuntieBellum says:

        We don’t want you to try to emulate NomTom (or whatever his name is)!

        (For one thing, I don’t think the law lets us marry you both…)

        Every post here has its own flavor, and we like it that way!

        • mctwin says:

          I agree, Auntie! I love CO 100% of the time! I love the variety of the posts from everyone; all cute and funny but in different ways and measures. Meg’s posts are SOOOO sweet and Sharpy is really cool! NTMTOM knows how to tell a story and deliver a line that works really well with the picture; he slays me every time!!

          And Pyrit, I apologize Pyrit! I thought you came in when Mr. Teho left! My bad!! A bunch of cute and funny in every post!! This one got me with the Cats-n’-Rack-coons! Very clever!!

  39. MoonCatty says:

    ‘Shopped… but one of those fun and whimsical ones.

    I do agree with kitteh choice! Looks like a Maine Coon, and those fluffys actually have raccoon tails! So, matchingks.

    Maybe a new heartwarming, magical children’s story of a lost Main Coon kitten who was raised by a family of raccoons. Then one day mama raccoon realized that her adopted baby needed to be returned to her original home.

  40. Kendra says:

    Thanks for clarifying that picture! I was like “what? that can’t be real???” and of course, it’s not. Phew. The logic balance of the world is back in balance.

  41. Martha in Washington says:

    *fingers in ears* nananana…I’m not listening…nananana…It is too real…I’m not listening!

    • ratchic says:

      Hahahaha I know me too. Lala lala lala I don’t heeeeear youuuuu! Too busy listening to the sound of my own giggling at how cute the pic is!!

  42. warriortwo says:

    The original picture is pretty cute in itself. Or would be, were it not totally disturbing having a fricken RACCOON walking around your house like that.

  43. dmaufer says:

    shopped or not – ahahahahahahahahhaha {breathe} hahahahahahahha!!!!

  44. dmaufer says:

    Oh dear. In the penalty box again {sigh}

  45. Hon Glad says:

    Look what the Racoon dragged in.

  46. cheesybird says:

    Funny thing is, the original raccoon pic was posted on CO a few years ago: http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/21/this-is-a-stick/

  47. isabel says:

    I laugh a lot, looking at pics and reading you guys, but… THIS ?!

    o-my-dog! The most hilarious I saw!

    (and my french friends agreed: thiz iz ze one!

  48. BatBlaster says:

    Real or not, its cute right? And thats the point of this blog so yeah.

  49. candlestick says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this is more disturbing than cute? If I saw a giant raccoon carrying my cat, I’d be more concerned for his safety. Raccoons aren’t exactly the friendliest of creatures….

  50. Jasmine says:

    Before you know it, you give them cat food, and then they’ll want the whole cat!

  51. wuyizidi says:

    Um, yeah, this is a little too Pepé Le Pew.

  52. Gentle says:

    Cat and Racoon are both all like “What? Don’t judge us!”

  53. chanpon says:

    Oh, I noticed the pixels right away.

  54. hilz says:

    Aw, I don’t mind that it’s fake, it’s totally adorable! Kitty looks so relaxed to me!

  55. Shari says:

    Oh, I don’t care if the pic was ‘Shopped. It made me laugh and go “awww!” at the same time. Well, not exactly the same time. But you know what I mean.

  56. Kristin says:

    Uh, oh. I don’t think this ends well.