Abnormal Animal Psychology

A rare behavior in avian species is Umbilical Deprivation Syndrome, more commonly called “navel envy.” In this state, the subject becomes fixated on the fact that it hatched from an egg and is therefore without a belly button.


We can’t stop gazing at this picture, Ken P.

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. snorglepup says:

    Belly buttons are overrated. Check out mom’s legs though!

  2. snorglepup says:

    Reminds me of Dr. Suess’ Star-bellied-sneeches.

  3. Theresa says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA– *gasp*– HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      Theresa, what you typed is (letter-for-letter) just about
      PRECISELY what I was about to type.
      So instead, I’ll just say “DITTO”!!!!!111!!! :)

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Well, if he had one it would certainly be a fuzzy navel.

  5. Jessy says:

    No navel-gazing for him . . . but Little Guy, you aren’t missing a thing!

    • tracylee says:

      I typically prefer Naval-gazing (heh!), but I’d be happy to help this one find his lint-trap if it meant snorgling a fuzzeh belleh!

  6. Kar says:

    Umbilical Deprivation Syndrome? Mike, where do you come up with these ideas? How fuzzy can you be?

    • Wend says:

      Seriously. I was just about to ask the same thing.
      *props chin on fists and gazes patiently in Nontom’s direction, awaiting answer.*

  7. Meaghan says:

    He hasn’t grown into his feet yet.

  8. Gigi says:

    I’m a little fuzzy on the concept of navel gazing myself little guy.
    But your cuteness is very clear to me!

  9. flutterby says:

    Ditto Theresa and O No on the LOL…Also difficult to get past the knobbularity of the laigs. Cute little fuzzular babeh. though!

  10. Hon Glad says:

    I bow in humble supplication, oh mighty one.

  11. Kar says:

    totally irrelevant question, but don’t they have navels? In the egg, the fetuses are connected to the yoks so wouldn’t they have some sort of mark underneath those feathers?

  12. flutterby says:

    They are connected to the yolk via navel, just don’t have bellybuttons like we do. Even when my baby tortoises hatched, they also had umbilical cords.

  13. Theresa says:

    Doesn’t he look like a tennis ball? The old-school kind, obviously, not the neon-green kind.

  14. debg says:

    NOMTOM, please add a keyboard warning to your excellent post–I almost killed mine just now laughing up Diet Coke.

  15. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Another Important Philosophical Qwershtyun. If the condition (acronym U.D.S.) has been identified/ diagnosed, has the Mobile Phone Industry developed an APP for this particular AAP syndrome ?????

    • tracylee says:

      I think it’s awaiting inclusion in the DSA-V first (DiagNOMstic and Squee-tistical Animal)

      • Maggie says:

        Don’t worry. ICD-10 should have a code for it. It’s going to have codes for everything else……

  16. CandiO says:

    Today’s vocabulary word is…OMPHALOSKEPSIS! Impress your friends, folks!

  17. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    “I keeps lookin’ and lookin’, but all I see down there is…well…down.”

    Don’t worry little fuzzuzzle. Someday you’re going to grow up big and tall and have legs that look like yellow rebar, just like momma.

  18. Martha in Washington says:

    Be sure to eat all of your shrimps so you can grow up to be nice and peenk!

  19. MoonCatty says:

    Bebbeh Dinosaur!

  20. Heini says:

    Indeed, birdies do have bellybuttons, check out this three-day-old magpie: http://img27.imageshack.us/i/raasu.jpg/