Every office should have one!
Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)
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Puppies Who Don’t Do Anything
March 2, 2011 By
Every office should have one!
Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)
Photo via Damn Funny Pictures
If he doesn’t get his stapler back, he’s gonna set the building on fire.
SOMEbody has a case of the Mondays…..
He is there to remind you to put your cover sheet on the TPS report…
The Puppy Statistics report!
Is he laying on the TPS reports??
Boss said they needed a yellow lab cover sheet
@Mel – hahahahahaahahahah nice
If my work place had a puppy, I would never go home.
My sentiments exactly.
I protest! My desk doesn’t come with a sleeping puppy! Unfair working conditions! I want my office puppy!
*joins the protest*
“Women want tha vote!!! Women want tha vote!!!” 
I’ll get OSHA on it right away.
(OSHA = Occupational Satisfaction and Hilarity Administration)
We need to form a union! (trying to think of a catchy acronym…)
*joins in*
we want a stoat!
we want a stoat!
er… maybe I’m off a bit on the chant…
Puppies want the vote! Just like stoats!
Eh-HEM. I would beg to differ, Pyrit: This pup is doing plenty. Being qte is not something just anyone can do. No sireee! This little gal/guy isn’t paid enough for what s/he doing right there.
Not fair! I just bought and there was no pupster in it!
…erm , a desk that is.
Yeah, I *did* kinda wonder, whether your writing meant
you had died ["bought it"] but yet you were still typing!!!!
I bet he’s management, I see a definite resemblance with my boss.
You have a cute boss?
or a sleepy one? hairy one? little one? tan one?
LOL! No a lazy one! You know the kind that seems to do nothing all day wile you can’t keep up with the work.
I wonder how this puppy is filed: under P for Puppy, or A for adorable…
“I file most things under ‘A’: A letter, A sales report, A customer’s complaint.”
Auntiebellum – Sounds like my kind of filing. My home filing is a humungous, soon to be collapsing pile.
Puppy is doing something! Honk-shus qualify as something!
(P.S. Is this a re-issue of a previous post? I remembers one couple years ago that was awfully simular, if nonetheless qte.)
@Gigi (the original one): Would the somnolence be a resombulence, if not the fitting into the desk drawer, hmmm? None of the bosses I ever worked for fit into a desk drawer. Then I could have closed the drawer on them, and I wouldn’ta had to see them when they came by my cubiculum.
Ruh-roh, into the moderation lounge. Tea, anyone?
*keess* on the leetle head
*RUNS TO DESK AND OPENS DRAWER*
HEY! WHERE’S MINE! :*( *sniffles*
Unfair! All I ever find inside desk drawers are old, dusty paperclips. Boo!
and they’ve never been to Boston in the fall…
and they never sail at all…
if you ask them to do anything, they’ll just tell you…
they don’t do anything!
Well I’ve never plucked a rooster
And I’m not too good at ping ball
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
major earworm extreme! Love love love. Arrrrg matey
Wantwantwantwantwantwantwant…..*sigh*
That your baby? Cuuuute.
Definitely vegetating while in possession of a tail, so yes. Yes it is, but which one is it? Best guess, it’s Larry, the cucumber.
Pupster even has a teething toy and blanky. Too precious!
Must scour inside of desk drawers to find mini pup. If not heard from in 1 hour, contact emergency desk services.
i shared this pic on fb and even the burliest guy friends of mine went “awwww.”
The toy. It keels me, for some reason.
I’d sooooo get an office job if every desk came with a free pup!
Can I beep the nosie and not wake the puppy up?
I MUST TRY!
* These are the puppies, who don’t do anything
They just get in drawers, and lie around,
and if you ask them, to do anything, they’ll simply show you…
They don’t do anything.*
From Veggie Tales (didn’t watch much of it, but I remember a few songs)
Ah, hehehe, someone beat me to it.
Did anyone notice the pupster’s blankie is a towel with a drawing of a kitteh on it? They’re bringing him up with good values: love everyone!
He’s in the snore draw.
so vewy…. vewy………… tie tie……. ZZZZzzzzzzz…..
I want to work there!
Alright, I gave my office another chance….
no puppy in my desk this morning. these working conditions have GOT to improve!
/say in whineeeeee voice/ I just got to work this morning, I’m tired, going to be a long day, and I want a puppeeeeeee….
Wait…that so looks like my co-workers desk……could it be? And they SO didn’t share the puppy…..bad co-workers!!!
(Same carpet, same desk, same inter-office envelopes, same papers on desk……W-S NC anyone?
if you have puppies in your desk in W-S, I am soooo transferring from here to the Triad
(in the interest of internets privacy, I won’t say where, exactly “here” is… o.O)
You’ll find what you need in the top drawer of the pupboard.
That puppy is “A-drawer-able”
Right on!
This is a good idea! bring your puppy to work! If you can’t find a good puppy sitter just bring your puppy to work with you and on your breaks walk the little guy, you can get your work done and still take care of your dog .
Every office needs an officecritter.
“I sleep in a drawer!”
My desk drawer at work does NOT have a puppy in it. Nor would MANAGEMENT (say “management” in echoey, deep, ominous sort of voice) allow me to bring one in. *sigh*
*gathers materials to make protest signs which will read, “Puppies for Peeps at Work!” Puppies or….else!* Or something like that.
Oops. I’m in the corner in Moderation Lounge again on a time-out. Could somebody please sneak me a sandwich or slide a cookie under the door? Thanks!
*adjusts dunce cap*
It was a tough day at the office!