Puppies Who Don’t Do Anything

Every office should have one!

Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)

Photo via Damn Funny Pictures


  1. (The Original) Mel says:

    If he doesn’t get his stapler back, he’s gonna set the building on fire.

  2. TrixandSam says:

    SOMEbody has a case of the Mondays…..

  3. Is he laying on the TPS reports??

  4. Doktor Zoom says:

    Boss said they needed a yellow lab cover sheet

  5. Saffron says:

    He is there to remind you to put your cover sheet on the TPS report…
    The Puppy Statistics report!

  6. @Mel – hahahahahaahahahah nice

  7. If my work place had a puppy, I would never go home.

  8. yukirei says:

    My sentiments exactly.

  9. victoreia says:

    I protest! My desk doesn’t come with a sleeping puppy! Unfair working conditions! I want my office puppy!

  10. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    *joins the protest*
    :) “Women want tha vote!!! Women want tha vote!!!” :)

  11. Lorel J says:

    I’ll get OSHA on it right away.

    (OSHA = Occupational Satisfaction and Hilarity Administration)

  12. victoreia says:

    We need to form a union! (trying to think of a catchy acronym…)

  13. tracylee says:

    *joins in*
    we want a stoat!
    we want a stoat!

    er… maybe I’m off a bit on the chant…

  14. Puppies want the vote! Just like stoats!

  15. TrixandSam says:

    Eh-HEM. I would beg to differ, Pyrit: This pup is doing plenty. Being qte is not something just anyone can do. No sireee! This little gal/guy isn’t paid enough for what s/he doing right there.

  16. Not fair! I just bought and there was no pupster in it!

  17. …erm , a desk that is.

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    Yeah, I *did* kinda wonder, whether your writing meant
    you had died [“bought it”] but yet you were still typing!!!!

  19. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I bet he’s management, I see a definite resemblance with my boss.

  20. victoreia says:

    You have a cute boss?

  21. sunnylessmum says:

    or a sleepy one? hairy one? little one? tan one?

  22. Gigi (the original one) says:

    LOL! No a lazy one! You know the kind that seems to do nothing all day wile you can’t keep up with the work.

  23. I wonder how this puppy is filed: under P for Puppy, or A for adorable…

  24. “I file most things under ‘A’: A letter, A sales report, A customer’s complaint.”

  25. Hon Glad says:

    Auntiebellum – Sounds like my kind of filing. My home filing is a humungous, soon to be collapsing pile.

  26. Emmberrann says:

    Puppy is doing something! Honk-shus qualify as something!
    (P.S. Is this a re-issue of a previous post? I remembers one couple years ago that was awfully simular, if nonetheless qte.)
    @Gigi (the original one): Would the somnolence be a resombulence, if not the fitting into the desk drawer, hmmm? None of the bosses I ever worked for fit into a desk drawer. Then I could have closed the drawer on them, and I wouldn’ta had to see them when they came by my cubiculum.

  27. Emmberrann says:

    Ruh-roh, into the moderation lounge. Tea, anyone?

  28. *keess* on the leetle head

  29. Peanut's mama says:


    HEY! WHERE’S MINE! :*( *sniffles*

  30. Unfair! All I ever find inside desk drawers are old, dusty paperclips. Boo!

  31. tracylee says:

    and they’ve never been to Boston in the fall…

  32. and they never sail at all… ;-)

  33. tracylee says:

    if you ask them to do anything, they’ll just tell you…
    they don’t do anything!

  34. Well I’ve never plucked a rooster
    And I’m not too good at ping ball
    And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
    Up against the wall

  35. that tall girl says:

    major earworm extreme! Love love love. Arrrrg matey ;)

  36. kibblenibble says:

    Wantwantwantwantwantwantwant…..*sigh* :-(

  37. That your baby? Cuuuute.

  38. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Definitely vegetating while in possession of a tail, so yes. Yes it is, but which one is it? Best guess, it’s Larry, the cucumber.

  39. Pupster even has a teething toy and blanky. Too precious!
    Must scour inside of desk drawers to find mini pup. If not heard from in 1 hour, contact emergency desk services.

  40. i shared this pic on fb and even the burliest guy friends of mine went “awwww.” :)

  41. The toy. It keels me, for some reason.

    I’d sooooo get an office job if every desk came with a free pup!

  42. Jimbeaux says:

    Can I beep the nosie and not wake the puppy up?

  43. * These are the puppies, who don’t do anything
    They just get in drawers, and lie around,
    and if you ask them, to do anything, they’ll simply show you…
    They don’t do anything.*

    From Veggie Tales (didn’t watch much of it, but I remember a few songs) :)

  44. ElishaB. says:

    :) yes, love those Veggie Tales Pirates. Nice song choice and lyric change. Now I’ll sing it all day.

  45. Ah, hehehe, someone beat me to it. :P

  46. Mary (the first) says:

    Did anyone notice the pupster’s blankie is a towel with a drawing of a kitteh on it? They’re bringing him up with good values: love everyone!

  47. Hon Glad says:

    He’s in the snore draw.

  48. Andi from NC says:

    so vewy…. vewy………… tie tie……. ZZZZzzzzzzz…..

  49. I want to work there!

  50. tracylee says:

    Alright, I gave my office another chance….
    no puppy in my desk this morning. these working conditions have GOT to improve!

  51. /say in whineeeeee voice/ I just got to work this morning, I’m tired, going to be a long day, and I want a puppeeeeeee….

  52. ElishaB. says:

    Wait…that so looks like my co-workers desk……could it be? And they SO didn’t share the puppy…..bad co-workers!!!
    (Same carpet, same desk, same inter-office envelopes, same papers on desk……W-S NC anyone?

  53. tracylee says:

    if you have puppies in your desk in W-S, I am soooo transferring from here to the Triad

    (in the interest of internets privacy, I won’t say where, exactly “here” is… o.O)

  54. Fleurdamour says:

    You’ll find what you need in the top drawer of the pupboard.

  55. Michelle says:

    That puppy is “A-drawer-able”

  56. Fleurdamour says:

    Right on!

  57. This is a good idea! bring your puppy to work! If you can’t find a good puppy sitter just bring your puppy to work with you and on your breaks walk the little guy, you can get your work done and still take care of your dog .

  58. Neopatra says:

    Every office needs an officecritter.

  59. “I sleep in a drawer!”

  60. Queen of Dork says:

    My desk drawer at work does NOT have a puppy in it. Nor would MANAGEMENT (say “management” in echoey, deep, ominous sort of voice) allow me to bring one in. *sigh*

    *gathers materials to make protest signs which will read, “Puppies for Peeps at Work!” Puppies or….else!* Or something like that.

  61. Queen of Dork says:

    Oops. I’m in the corner in Moderation Lounge again on a time-out. Could somebody please sneak me a sandwich or slide a cookie under the door? Thanks! :) *adjusts dunce cap*

  62. D Wilson says:

    It was a tough day at the office!


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