Like a Pocket Protector — For Your Lungs

Tried everything from patches to hypnosis and still can’t quit? Then replace that pack with the Stop-Smoking Squirrel™! Using patented AutoNag™ technology, Stop-Smoking Squirrel feeds a steady stream of scary health statistics.

Orphaned baby squirrel found and sender-innered by Amy W.

Comments

  1. sunnylessmum says:

    Pocket pet portends a poor predicament for you fella!

  2. Lucy's Mommeh says:

    WANT! (skwerl I mean)

  3. Can be programmed for dieting, too. “Oh sure, go ahead, you really need that Slurpee, tubby. And last I noticed, Dunkin bringing out a new flavor doughnut does not warrant a national holiday.”

  4. puddlepeppers says:

    luv luv luv

  5. Hehe!

  6. 260Oakley says:

    Smokey the Squirrel is here to kick your butts!

  7. Izzat a sqwerl in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. victoreia says:

    Le sigh…..

  9. Ba ha! And hee!

  10. (The Original) Mel says:

    I once knew a guy who had a pet sqerl. The sqerl would wait on a shelf or chair back and when the guy’s yellow lab would walk under the sqerl, said sqerl would leap onto the dog’s back, a la John Wayne and a gallop would ensue.

  11. OMG, Peeps, there is an opossum walking around my block! (NB: I live in Brooklyn!) WTF is an opossum doing here? He does not look happy.

  12. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Urban Possum?
    Hey I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

  13. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Are they available in Canada? Do I need a prescription?

  14. Well I never smoked, but I’m going to start immediately just to qualify for the pocket pet annoyerator.

  15. If the squirrel starts smoking with me, do we get a free mini-squirrel to stop us both?

  16. Completely!

  17. Emmberrann says:

    Dis is why dey calls it “pocket petz.” I tink.

  18. Rooanne says:

    I knew this was a NTMTOM post when I was halfway through reading! Wish they had this when I quit smoking.

  19. I see blood on the man’s nose…. could that be from pocket squirrel??? lol

  20. Kudos to you for quitting! :)

  21. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    LOVE THAT. I WANT A PET SQYWRYL., mommmeeeeee!!!!!!

  22. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    *snerk* (Al Pacino voice & quotation)

  23. tracylee says:

    wow, just got an image of a squirrel in a pocket wearing a little shirt with a mini-squirrel in that pocket… IT NEVER ENDS

  24. baby birdie says:

    LOL!

  25. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Quote was from Dustin Hoffman in Urban Cowboy. But I do love Pacino :-)

  26. Tegro Teppy says:

    Nature’s pocket protector…careful where you keep your nuts.

  27. It’s like a sugar squirrel!!

  28. And the Opossum could go either way.

  29. Martha in Washington says:

    Ummm…I think you meant “Midnight Cowboy”?

  30. Martha in Washington says:

    This lil skwerl could get me to stop doing all kinds of things! :)

  31. Midnight Cowboy …

  32. Hon Glad says:

    When your close to me, I can hear your heart beat
    I can hear you breathing in my ear

    Wouldn’t you agree, baby you and me, we’ve got a groovy kind of love

  33. bookmonstercats says:

    Earworn now.

  34. bookmonstercats says:

    ….. Earworm……

  35. No, no, Urban Cowboy. Don’t you remember when Ratso rode the mechanical bull?

  36. The Infinite Skwerl Project.

  37. O NO He/ She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    Two Whom It May Concern:

    Next week at Cute Overload, I will be teaching a workshop on “How to Reference THE WRONG [film/ book/tv show]“.
    Amaze and Confound all Your Friends!!!”

    Wednesday nights, 5 pm Eastern time.

    **No, WAIT, I meant to say “Thursday mornings, 11 am!!!”

  38. 260Oakley says:

    Earworn is what you are when the earworm is done with you…

  39. Lewis n' Clark says:

    groovy kind of…………………….love…………groovy kind of……………………………love

  40. bob drummond says:

    Squirrels r cute, cigarrettes ARE DEFINETLY NOT.
    Chuck those Parliments and put a pet in your pocket, NOW!!!!

  41. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *waving frantically @ Cuteoverload’s Tag Division*

    I just focussed more-closely at the backstory on this lil’ guy/ gal.
    Doesn’t this item deserve a “ResQte” Tag??? :)

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