This flea-flicker’s tight end is out of bounds.
From the monthly archives: February 2011
Saturday Night Side-eye
Don’t you even THINK of glurping me or nothin’! [Eyes roll back to cast menacing focus on human]

Patreek found this one. (‘ )(‘ )
Walla-squee!
Cat-tast-trophe
Mini McCheetersons is spending a Caturday in a bucket. Hopefully he’ll sproing out of there soon.

Via Catasters (Cats + Disaters = Catasters) <-OK…? [shifty eyes]
Old MacDonald Had a Pomeranian
EE-I-EE-I-O.
[Verses continue in the comments...]

Made possible by John Deere and Sender-Inner Ramona.
Is That Big Dog Gone Yet?
Not… not that I was scared or anything like that… In fact, I really wanted to say hello, you know, maybe see if he wanted to go lift weights sometime, have a beer, whatever… but I just became so interested in these lovely shoes of yours, I just lost track of time… Golly, it’s such a shame that I missed him…

We’ll give Sophie the benefit of the doubt, Michael.
Cute Overload Profiles in Braveness!
Get More Bounce for Your Buck!
Looking for a hopping good time, mate? Then come on down to Walkabout Wally’s Wallaby Warehouse! Buy direct from the warehouse and put the savings in your pouch! Ask about this week’s special: Four-pack of joeys for the price of three!

Good onya, Don.
Are You a Cat Between the Age of 65 and 90?
How Slow Can You Go?
Scene: Smooth Operators Call Center.
11:00 Perky Receptionist, manicuring nails, notices the boss never came in.
1:00 Instantly realizes, “No boss!”
2:00 Immediately buzzes Operator 1, “No boss, pass it on!”

3:00 Right away Operators 1 & 2 peek over their cubicals.


4:00 Without further ado, it’s, …. Office Liiiiiiiiiim-Bo Time! Everybody limbo!







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