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From the monthly archives: February 2011
A Likely Story
February 18, 2011 By
Oh, ah… you’re probably wondering why I’m taking this… you see it’s, uhm… I’m a food inspector, yeah that’s it, from the hamburger bun division, and… we’re doing a spot check of all buns in the tri-county area, strictly routine… erhm…
Oh, cut me a break, it’s not like any one else eats out of here!
See more of this enterprising little critter at Kentucky.com (Slideshow may be a little twitchy on some browsers, sorry).
Don’t Tell Me, Let Me Guess:
February 18, 2011 By
You just waxed in here, right?
A nice carpet runner could really tie the room together, Bobbeh A.
And Now, a Public Service Announcement
February 17, 2011 By
Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.
SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…
… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.
But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.
Hide Your Towel, Hide Your Sponge!
February 17, 2011 By
Umbrella a Cappella
February 17, 2011 By
“Bus stops, bus goes, she stays, loff grows, under my umbrellaaaa!”
Made in the shade, Nancy H.
She Said She’s Mad About Me!
February 17, 2011 By
She cries out my name as I follow her around all day escorting her by foot. On the stairs she really fell head over heels for me. She’s always asking if I want to go out. She wept as she gave me a box! And was sweet enough to put me in it!
Handle with care, Abby J.
Take the Smoosh-X™ Challenge!
February 16, 2011 By
To prove how Smoosh-X™ Head Preserver keeps heads fresher longer, we’ve treated the puppy head on the left with Smoosh-X, and the head on the right with a well-known competing brand.
See? Even after hours of napping, the Smoosh-X head holds its shape.
But — uh-oh! — the other head is losing its shape!
Test subjects provided by Renay R.
There’s Always Next Year
February 16, 2011 By
Think your dog could run rings around those show dogs?
Then get off your tail and buy a ghastly sequined outfit and some liver treats!
And don’t forget the sterling silver polish, Coconut and Amber.
Westminstulations!
February 15, 2011 By
Ya’ll remember Trapezoid Head right!? Well he’s BACK to congratulate the Best in Show pup winner: a five-year-old Scottish Deerhound named Hickory. Check out all the contestants here, and our FAVORITE HERE OMG.
Thanks to original sender-inner Kerry L. and the Chicago Tribune photographer Kuni Takahashi.
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