The All-Knowing Clairvoyant Hamster Foresees Ominous Events in Your Future

Yes… Yes, I’m getting an image now: I see a stranger, a tall man in a trench coat and clown shoes… there is a car chase, many explosions and a sequel… Some Baptists are tap dancing; in the clicking of their heels there is a coded message: “Don’t… trust… the…” I… I cannot continue without sunflower seeds…


His name is Nacho, says SimonSays.

63 comments … read them below or add one

  1. chanpon says:

    *doh*

  2. Theresa says:

    You know, there is a character in an opera called “Die Allewissender Muschel” (The All-Knowing Mussel”). Really.

  3. Skip says:

    Nacho is an excellent hamster name.

  4. lisa says:

    If only I could see an extraordinarily cute hammie like this in my future.

  5. Kar says:

    Those little paws are killing me.

  6. Gigi (the original one) says:

    The bells! The bells!

  7. kibblenibble says:

    NOMTOM, the magic you create when you add your stories to these pictures is priceless.

  8. victoreia says:

    That looks like the “Oh, my head!” posish, to me…..

  9. Nikki says:

    NTMTOM, your narrative = tewtelly brill. Some Baptists are tap dancing…followed by the anguish of being unable to continue without treats…Then the scroll down to the Big Photo Reveal. I’m giving you a standing ovation.

    And the hilarious little ham–such anguish! Oh how great the burden of knowing the future! Ha. So dramatic and adorable.

  10. Lizzy says:

    I want to put him in my pocket and snuggle him, but clearly cannot. The reason is right there in his name: Nacho Hamster. *le sigh*

  11. catmom says:

    one ,two three, look and see,

  12. catmom says:

    Oh NO! I can’t LOOK! or he is saying = Oh no my head hurts! or he is saying = If I cover my eyes maybe it will go away!

  13. orange says:

    Does the All-Knowing Clairvoyant Hamster have a 900 number? I require a reading from this cute lil guy immediately.

  14. MudBig says:

    Lil’ Hammie says : You Can’t See Me !!!!

  15. Nacho says:

    my boyfriend calls me nacho too…hmph

  16. dmaufer says:

    Nacho average fortune-teller!

  17. Martha in Washington says:

    Maybe he’s been partying with freshman kitteh.

  18. Hon Glad says:

    Cross me palm with silver dearie, Madam Zaza sees all.

  19. Jessy says:

    One of your best, NOMTOM. Honestly, for me, the cuteness is becoming secondary to your matchless prose.

  20. Earwig says:

    I think Nacho lives in Twin Peaks. Or Tweaks, as it’s known in our house.

  21. Jessica says:

    NOMTOM, I would like to shake your hand someday, sir. This entire post had me laughing harder than I have in a long while. :)

  22. Bunny Hop says:

    Quiet! I’m trying to keell you with my mind!

  23. kzgz says:

    The cards am never lie! (Miss Cleo flashback, for those who have seen her television commercials)

  24. Chris B. says:

    He could be playing hide and seek with other hammies…he does look like he is counting

  25. This is what I look like after I’ve had a bad day;……and since I’ve had a string of them, I’m kinda wurried that I will eventually look like this permanently……..
    Sooooo: move over, Hammy: we’ll sit together & commiserate……. :shock:

  26. Olive says:

    BAHAH. Or he could be saying “Oh noes!!”

  27. Foo says:

    HamStrodamus. Just sayin’.

  28. Jenny says:

    Is that story the most obscure movie reference I’ve ever encountered or are you just being silly?

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      To the extent that I know about NTM, the answer to your questions would be:

      “BOTH” !!!

  29. arv9y says:

    Looks like Excedrin headache Number 111 to me.

  30. arv9y says:

    Every single thing I say puts me into moderation. At this point, I thinking of renting a room here. Carp!

  31. Elyssa says:

    He’s barfing rainbows! (Barfing rainbows is when a squeal overflows!)

  32. I really don’t visit here often enough! I thought the piglet in boots was both the cutest and the funniest, until I found this one! That imagery of tap-dancing Baptists is just RICH with possibility! You have the most fertile imagination EVER!