Fake Bake

Geraldine, I’m telling you, the tanning booth is great! Just look at my tan lines!

Edna, it’s a heat lamp! And you’re using it so much I think you’re getting a turkey neck.

Somebody’s goose is cooked, D-tizzle.



  1. A tanning booth?! What birdbrain hatched that bright idea? It will age you so you aren’t a cute chick any longer.

  2. *snerk*

    And, *snicker*

  3. Peep show.

  4. Looks more like a couple of gnarly dudes ready to start ultimate fighting in the Octagon.

  5. S.J. Hartsfield says:

    I’ve never seen such a judgmental-looking chick in my life.

  6. Martha in Washington says:

    A classic game of Chicken!

  7. Chicken dance!

  8. are these birds in a reality show or a chick flick?

  9. I have no idea why, but this reminds me of the famous Banksey chicks. Beautiful coats though. Love the specks.


    Life imitating art, imitating life,…

  10. That’s what I thought too.

  11. TrixandSam says:

    From Pepperidge Pharm-aceuticals: The Latest treatment for the discerning turkey hen concerned about those pesky neck folds: fill them in with a delightfully herbaceous, organic filler comprised of a proprietary blend of sage, thyme, grains and nuts.

  12. Well, won’t be eating turkey for awhile. As if the mental image of a self-basting turkey wasn’t enough.

    But hey, this is along the same thinking as people who try to get hens to drink hot water or feed hershey bars to cows.

  13. And when you get to the end of the run way, you turn and walk, walk, walk…with your head held high!

  14. What are you looking at! OR you look like some one I know? OR
    look me in the eye when you say that! OR Are you sure where not related?

  15. Mary (the first) says:

    Me three

  16. heehee

  17. Turkey in the straw
    Turkey in the straw
    Roll ’em up and twist ’em up
    A high tuck a-haw
    And hit ’em up a tune called
    Turkey in the straw

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:


  19. Hehehe… “Geraldine.”

  20. Sweet turkey chicks… so foxy!