Oh, ah… you’re probably wondering why I’m taking this… you see it’s, uhm… I’m a food inspector, yeah that’s it, from the hamburger bun division, and… we’re doing a spot check of all buns in the tri-county area, strictly routine… erhm…
Oh, cut me a break, it’s not like any one else eats out of here!
See more of this enterprising little critter at Kentucky.com (Slideshow may be a little twitchy on some browsers, sorry).
hamburgler!
Good one!
Hungry handful harvests hand-me-downs
Hooray!!!
Ground Squirrel gobbles grabbed garbagecan goodies.
Great!!
LOL Yours was awesome too!!!
I’m impressed that he could hold both buns in his mouth!
Those buns remind me of the big wax lips we used to get as kids !
Those things were so nasty! Hey, is that you MudBug, or is this somebody new?
Yup it’s the same Mudbug
& It’s been a while since I’ve been new ;o) (snerk)
Or the big nasty wax lips they get injected into their lips now.
Eeeewwwwwwwwww!!
This reminds me of the time I caught a squirrel stealing an entire slice of pizza out of a garbage can. It was a fat squirrel too – I guess that was a lucrative garbage can!
I once saw a squirrel running with a whole slice of pizza in its mouth. I wish I had taken a picture of it. the pizza was larger than the squirrel.
Was it on a college campus? They have the fattest, and most shameless, squirrels. In my freshman year I saw one making off with an entire blueberry bagel — it couldn’t run while carrying it, so every time someone passed by it had to stop and chitter threateningly at them, in case they were thinking of taking its bagel.
Waste not want not, eat a lot and why not.
I’ll just…be takin dis…hamburgah bun, heah.
He’s also the starling inspector.
Aw crap, I figured Fawlty Towers fans would jump right in on this one. (sulks)
Sorry didn’t see you comment, I was busy at work a bunch of German tourists showed up
Don’t mention the war!!!
I’m a food inspector…yeah, that’s the ticket.
Woo hoo! The pictures come from the city of my alma mater! Go Cats!!! I <3 KY Squirrels.
Sock monkey leeeps.
Either his tail is still in the garbage can or he lost it like my little squirrel fiend Stumps, who by the way, can run like the dickens wile steeling whole slices of bread from the birds.
Have to ask–are you really calling him a fiend or is he your friend?
Oups! Missing an R there. He’s my friend, at least as long as I have peanuts LOL!
JERRY: So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an clair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, “What the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”
GEORGE: No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash!
JERRY: Was it in the trash?
GEORGE: Yes.
JERRY: Then it was trash.
GEORGE: It wasn’t down in, it was sort of on top.
JERRY: But it was in the cylinder!
GEORGE: Above the rim.
JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.
GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.
JERRY: Was it eaten?
GEORGE: One little bite.
JERRY: Well, that’s garbage.
GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!
JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
because this is so in context
ehn… Ehn… Eeeeehhhhhnnnnn…
Success!!!
Now to find me a packet of mustard and have a feast!
“Also Applies, here….”
“See, wha’ ha’ happ’, wuzzzzz…….”
V for Victory!
The first picture is epic. Talk about biting off more than you can chew!
Well, lettuce just be happy for the little guy: Because he’s rlly hit the Big Time… he’s gone from peanuts to left-over fish fillet sammiches!!!
Let’s have a nice, little, subdued golf-type clap for him..!!
Shouldn’t this have been posted on Bunday?