Who knew? Pudú!

It has come to my atten-shons that some of you were not aware that The Pudu exists. I love it when new species come out of the woodwork to kill us with their adorabuhlness—here is Pudu 101.

First, they’re spotted, prosh and the world’s smallest deer:


Second, pudús normally weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds.)


Third, they have small, black eyes, black noses, and rounded ears with lengths of 7.5 to 8 centimeters (3.0 to 3.1 inches.)


Lastly, they live in bamboo thickets (imagining Disney movie now) to hide from predators. They also LOVE Cute Overload Xtreme Close-ups:

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Oh, and here’s a ten-day-old one IN ACT-SHONS:

AND A ONE DAY OLD PUDU OMG:

Pudú facts via Wikipedia especially for RSA. Pudu in the Grass via Sunnydownstuff. Pudú snorfing zoo rocks by Patti Panda. Pudú with mouth ajar by WFTV.com. 10-day-old Pudu video by Patti Panda. ONE DAY OLD Pudu video By Woodland Park Zoo.

114 comments … read them below or add one

  1. (The Original) Mel says:

    OMG Pudus!!!!!1!!1!

  2. Angela W says:

    My squeals of joy got more and more high pitched as I scrolled down. And then the one day old video killed me dead.

    • Virginia says:

      Angela, the same exact thing happened to me….. LOL How freakin’ adorable can you get??? I want to cuddle one!! :D Squee!!

  3. Mudbug says:

    O-M-GOSH !!!!
    That video was from a zoo in MY state !!!!!
    I believe a fact finding mission is called for STAT !
    Who wants to go ?? We can have “Dicks” for lunch!

    • Theresa says:

      8O

      • Mudbug says:

        Oh Theresa, to the snickering lounge with you ! I’ll explain while we get our drinks. “Dicks” is a burger institution here in Seattle. They have two types of burgers a one patty & a two patty. You get it their way only.
        All you do is order how many you want. Fresh cut right in the window fries (only one size) It’s just a little burger stand with no seating unless you sit in your car & the burgers are like a couple of bucks for a double patty burger with lettuce mayo & relish. It’s down the street from a college in a hip slightly bohemian area where the people watching is a major experience if you can resist all the cute little shops.

        • warriortwo says:

          Yay! I love Dicks! It’s the fastest food evah! You hand them two dollahs they hand you a boigah! Just like that!

          Oh em gee…that means the PUDUS are RIGHT HERE in SEATTLE!!! Squee!!!!!

          • Martha in Washington says:

            That was my first thought too!! Imagine–Pudus in Seattle! Who knew? Well, obviously I didn’t .

          • fatgrammafinn says:

            i am planting a bamboo thicket as i type (multitasking). please send me my Pudus by express mail. enclosed find elebentyseben dollarz and yellow centseseses..

        • Hon Glad says:

          Do they sell Pudu burgers?

    • ratchic says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing!! I haven’t been to that zoo, any zoo, in sooooo long. Probably nothing like it was twenty…or thirty years ago.

    • HP says:

      I’ll probably just grab something from the concession stand . . .

  4. Lizzy says:

    *le sigh* Yet another animal to add to my so-adorable-I-have-to-have-one-of-my-very-own-to-snorgle-in-my-home-zoo list.

  5. jiigs says:

    looks like a cross between a pig and a deer

  6. amber says:

    I WANT ONE

  7. James says:

    Wait till Meg discovers mousedeers (or chevrotains) which are native to my country. They are the smallest hoofed animals in the world! And I daresay one of the cutest :D

  8. Skip says:

    The little wobbly hind legs keel me.

  9. Emmu says:

    That’s the Power of Pudu!
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

    (Labyrinth… anyone?)

    • victoreia says:

      It’s so stimulating being your hat.

    • Theresa says:

      “The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer”

      • HP says:

        Yay!

        Who’s the guy who looks like Ed Begley Sr.? Because I don’t think it’s him.

      • HP says:

        Five-time-Jeopardy champ/travel writer/political commentator Bob Harris used to do Friday Pudublogging back in the glory days of blogs, before it got all commercialized.

        He is best known for his “Know Your Pudu” diagram, which I would embed if I knew how. (Admin, please hope me.)

        • HP says:

          Hrrmm. This was supposed to be a top-level comment, not a reply.

          • HP says:

            BTW, that first link above is what Cute Overload would be if NTMTOM ran the asylum, and it was all ungulates, all the time.

          • mamabear says:

            I’ll comment. And this IS a top-level comment! Who’da thunk it the super-smart Jeopardy guy is a CO kinda guy! That’s pretty dang sexy if you ask me.

            Smart’s good and all, but being a gentle soul coupled with a goofy sense of humor? Drooool…so sexy.

          • HP says:

            And the cool thing is that he was able to use his Jeopardy winnings to travel to the Andes and visit pudu sanctuaries and see pudus in the wild.

            Speaking of “in the wild,” how come I never meet women “in the wild” who drool over smart men who are CO kinds of guy with a goofy sense of humor?

          • mamabear says:

            Personally, I don’t drool over them because I have been married to a smart man who’s a CO kinda guy with a really, really, stupid/goofy sense of humor for 22 years now. :)

        • J. Bo says:

          BOB ROCKS THE MOST! I’ve alerted him to previous pudu-esque postings on CO, and he’s been most appreciative…

    • Martha in Washington says:

      I love me some Cary Grant! (he’s in my ISEDH.)

      • Hon Glad says:

        Archie Leach, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
        Archie Leach…Cary Grant’s real name.

        • Judith says:

          someone supposedly sent a telegram: “how old Cary Grant?” He answered: “Old Cary Grant fine. How you?” (his greatest moment)

      • Theresa says:

        Of course he is.

        • HP says:

          Good Lord! He is for me, too.

          I’m a heterosexual male, and when I realized I was hot for Cary Grant, I thought, “Ah, well, it’s okay. Because it can never be.”

          Then I read some non-authorized biographies of Cary Grant, and I got confused all over again.

          Have I gone way over the Cute Overload remit?

  10. MoonCatty says:

    Leetle dainty feets
    Soft black almond eyes
    Tiny shiny nosicle
    Dappled spots on tawny brown
    Exploring this big new world.

    Oh Pudú
    you do
    that cute Voodoo
    to me.

    • victoreia says:

      [suddenly hears Harvey Corman line from "Blazing Saddles", telling the bandits, etc. to go attack Rock Ridge......]

      • Theresa says:

        “That’s HeadLEY!!

        • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

          “Let’s face it, Ah’m tahr-d!!!111!!!” — M Kahn, as Marlene Dietrich

          • HP says:

            Would you believe I have that whole song on regular play on my iPod?

            “They keep coming and going
            And going and coming
            And always too soon.”

            “Tell me, cowboy, what’s your name?”
            “Tex, ma’am.”
            “Well, Tex Ma’am, are you in show business?”
            “No, ma’am.”
            “The get your fwiggin’ feet off the stage!”

          • Theresa says:

            “They give you Bywon and Shelley
            And jump on your belly
            and bust your balloons!” :lol:

            “Why don’t you . . . woosen your buwwets?”

          • Sharpy says:

            that is one of my personal favorite ditties. tombstone worthy, i say.

          • HP says:

            Baby, . . . that’s my arm.

          • victoreia says:

            “Meeting is adjourned. Oh, I’m sorry, Governor; you say that.”
            “What?”
            “Meeting is adjourned.”
            “It is?”

  11. JJ says:

    I think the Pu is for pig, and the Du is deer because it just looks to me like a cross between those two animals.

    Next, I would like to see a Kudu (kitten crossed with duckling) and then a Rupupu (red panda crossed with regular panda). Maybe also a duyu (donkey crossed with yorkie). The cute possibilities are endless.

  12. Nikki says:

    Oooh, I love this little creature! Such a cutie pie. Meg, you are an excellent Professor of Proshness. I look forward to the next class…

  13. Gigi (the original one) says:

    OMG! The one day old baby trying to control it’s legs and the mama licking it!
    Love it! Love it! Loooooove it!

  14. Madame X says:

    Heavens! If Bambi and Wilbur the pig had a love child, it’d look just like that one-day-old Pudú!!!

    I am smitten!

  15. Lewis n' Clark says:

    “Oh, Mooooommmm, stop leeking me..peeples are looking!”

  16. hyura says:

    wow. i can’t believe i didn’t know about pudu’s.

  17. chanpon says:

    Pudu..that’s the sound my brain just made, looking at these pictures!

  18. Jess says:

    I just puked rainbows.

  19. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also, (bebeh) Pudus are quite skilled at befuddled facial expressions.

  20. marthava says:

    Sorta makes me think of a leetle tapir.

  21. HP says:

    At the risk of repeating myself (because I screwed up earlier):

    Know Your Pudu, courtesy of five-time Jeopardy champ, Bob Harris.

    It got buried earlier, and it’s the most adorable thing. “Scare expressors,” indeed.

  22. sungyim says:

    This is seriously THE cutest thing I have ever seen. Ever.

  23. hyper joe says:

    HYPER CUTE

  24. paulajeanne says:

    to me it sort of looked like a capybara too

  25. Lorel J says:

    Oh, no, STOP! You’ve got me this close to believing there is a God.

  26. vwchan says:

    Break out the paint, people, and color me owned!!

  27. Johanna says:

    Hey Meg, is animals who walk on their tippy toes a rule of cuteness?? If not, IT SHOULD BE!!!!

  28. Peanut says:

    OMG – soooo cute. I actually squealed in delight! Pudus are the cutest animal ever!

  29. RJ says:

    Put them with some Dik-Diks and watch the zoo patrons die en masse.

  30. Lottie says:

    while you’re doing new species you could review the ili pika! Cuest animal ever.

  31. Ali-baba says:

    That’s it! I do hereby declare that I’m gonna open a sanctuary for all the wee animals of CO…funding could be a problem though…maybe a bake sale? How does peanut butter brownies and creme brûlée sound for starters? Any takers? :-)

  32. TITI says:

    OM I want one; I want one; I want one !!!!!!!!!!

  33. Chris Baldwin’s “Little Dee” webcomic has an occasional pudú. Between appearance and behavior, he’s probably the cutest character, and that’s saying something.

    • Earwig says:

      Pudu! Pudu! Pudu! Pudu! Pudu! Pudu! Pudu! Pudu!

      I knew there’d be another Little Dee fan around here somewhere.

      Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce!

  34. Mabel says:

    S/he is too cute to be real!!!

  35. tracylee says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

    *ahem*

    More hoofers! More hoofers! More hoofers!

    I likes ‘dem.

  36. Hon Glad says:

    If you knew Pudu like I know Pudu
    Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
    There’s none so classy
    As this fair lassie…

  37. The Woodland Park Zoo also has dik-diks, not to be confused with the burger joint ‘dick’s’ mentioned earlier, dik-diks are small antelopes that stand about a foot+ tall. If you live in the area and have not visited the zoo recently, you are doing yourself a disservice.
    Also, the Pudu deer are located right next to the Red Pandas, imagine the cuteness potential and try not to explode.

  38. MAL says:

    The feets … aieeeeee, the feets …

  39. Snezana says:

    I’m going to call them “deer-dogs”… because there is a lot of puppiness in that fawn.

    • Fleurdamour says:

      I got snorfed by a deer on Fire Island in NY once – I was holding a loaf of bread for a cookout and he came out of the trees and poked me with his nose until I gave him some. He acted more like a German Shepherd than anything with hooves.

      • Snezana says:

        LOL

        Deer — they’re just the dogs of the forest.

        And kangaroos are the deer of Ozzieland, and seals are the deer-dogs of the sea.

  40. Niki says:

    That’s the first time I’ve seen a photo, but thanks to the now-ended comic strip “Little Dee” by Chris Baldwin, I did actually know about pudus. And their adorableness.

    http://www.littledee.net

  41. Sunny says:

    OMG I WANT ONE!!!!!

    Sorry for yelling, I was overcome with bliss at the sight of this cutie. ;)

  42. Fleurdamour says:

    I expect to see a craze for these in Japan. They have just the right prosh cuteness.

  43. ceejoe says:

    At 26 pounds, I think one of them would fit quite nicely into my home. Want!

  44. gryt says:

    Omg the prosh walkingks at 0:35 in the second vid…

    HOW small must this deer be, if an adult weighs 12 lbs! Cat size!

  45. edmundh says:

    That’s some serious competition for the Dik-dik in the category of tiny-cute-deers.

  46. Alexandra Noelle says:

    It’s like, what happens when you add cute pig nose+ deer spotted torso + Dogish face + cute wobbly legs = Pudu! It seriously looks like a dog inside a deer with a snout :) but cute! I want one…

  47. Alexandra Noelle says:

    It’s like, what happens when you add cute pig nose+ deer spotted torso + Dogish face + cute wobbly legs = Pudu! It seriously looks like a dog inside a deer with a pig snout :) but cute! I want one…

  48. Alexandra Noelle says:

    woopsy. my bad for posting 2 times

  49. Sar says:

    WOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? How many other adorable species are out there that I don’t know about???? I mean come on, even the name is cute! “Pudu”??? I must see one in person!

  50. Fleurdamour says:

    They’d make a perfect animated film – Little Dears.

  51. camila says:

    First of all… I´m a fan of this website…. I want you to know that the PUDU is not a new species and that is a very important animal in my country, Chile.
    I read a few comments and I was ver angry with the ones that want a Pudu like a dog, because the Pudu is a very delicate animal and in Chile the law protects them and it is prohibited the capture or having one . In Chile we respect them a lot… I was a sad when I read some disrespectful comments.
    Thank you

  52. ElizabethMc says:

    *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!*

    OMG!!! Extreme cute factor (ECF) 50+

    Is it just me, or does everyone else want to cuddle one?