No lapdog is gonna sashay past my command post, calling me names and stinkin’ of Chien No. 5!
Watchagonnadoaboutit, Lisa P. ?
What Did You Call Me?
February 11, 2011 By
No lapdog is gonna sashay past my command post, calling me names and stinkin’ of Chien No. 5!
Watchagonnadoaboutit, Lisa P. ?
I hereby award this
*BESTEST DOGGEH (DISAPPROVAL) PICK-SHA, EVAH!!!”
Is it disapproval, or haughty bureaucratic indifference (“No loitering in front of the royal palace. No, we do not care to hear your explanations. Run along now. It’s cold and I need to get back to my nap”)?
Very very eloquent dialogue rendition.
I think you’ve gotten it precisely
It’s definitely disapproval of global proportions. Despite the reeeeediculous ear nubs!
I called you MR. Tibbs!
*gently noms on ear stublets, runs away giggling*
I call him Jumbotron!
I call him the Laundry Golem.
Teee-ho! How nice to see you checkin’ in! WWhut is a Laundry Golem? The thing that leaves ironing for me to do on my permanent press?
What kind of dog IS that? It looks like a cross between a shar pei and a bear…
I don’t know but I need one immediately!!
I agree! I shall go obtain one, by any means necessary!
Wookie hybrid?
Lisa P. says this is Bamse, the fluffier one of her two fully grown shar peis.
Bamse sez, who you callin’ fluffeh?
I bet ten floofball kitties that that he’s named after this guy:
http://tinyurl.com/4ktrn2f
ANERABLE!
He is a bearcoated shar pei, you are kind of right Berg =)
Bamse means sort of clumpsy and big, but “The world’s strongest (and kindest) bear” fits perfectly!
I love bearcoat shar-peis! My mini shar-pei is a bearcoat and he’s a fluffy soft little lion. We named him Leo because of it
Chairman Chow
[snicker]
Whoops, wrong breed. I guess this must be Shar Peiter the Great.
HARRRRRUMPH!
That is an “I am not amused” expression is I ever saw one!
He is obviously royalty. So it would be more like “We are not amused.”
Find me the Axis Of Snorgling© for Mr. McFoldersons!
he’s got more axes than a koosh ball
Wow, now that is one hardcore koosh. All the versions I’ve ever seen have been made of rubber (and accumulate hair like Sheen accumulates bills).
i moderated theo!
i moderated theo!
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Your audacity is staggering.
and the Maturity Levels are …um…impressive!!
Signed,
I Know You Are, but What Am “I”???
…and for what? Couldn’t figure that one out. “H a r d c o r e” maybe?
I refuse to argue with this guy.He’s probably bigger than I am!
Nice doggie, care for nice juicy steak? Okay?
And just how would you like that juicy steak cooked and seasoned???
Sir!!!!
Anerable comments and replies. This is a great
break from everything I’m supposed to be doing.
Aww, he’s kind of ugly cute!
those teeny tiny ear stubs are keeling me softly………..
@Oakley- If you punned for hire you’d be a Gazillionaire!
Yes, I should definitely be in pun-d raising!
nothink!
Adorbs!
Also, nice Lebowski reference XD
Biiig Lebowski.
the floof abides
Y’all are fluffing up my chi.
Leaving a message
The English character actor Robert Morley has been reincarnated!
Yes!
awesome dog
That’s a 5 bunny disapproval right there. FIVE!!!!
chien no.5 … excellent.
/snort
Also…how come no one has mentioned his TEENY, TINY EARS!?!!?!! I want to nibble them!
WRINKLE FACE. *Nuzzles*
He almost looks like he’s meditating in a zen state.
“If it please the court…”
And where is Rumpole when you need him? Or She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed?
I’m picturing this guy starring in Beauty And The Beast. At the end he doesn’t turn into a prince because whatsername realizes that he’s flippin’ gorgeous just the way he is.
Master of his domain!
He’s so handsome! He looks like some sort of royalty or dignitary or some such auspicious thing. To me, he looks like he’s all, “Squire, where is my afternoon tea? *sniffs from snuff box and sneezes very, very wetly* I say! I shall need another round of hankies! *sniffles elegantly* please prepare fish and chips to sup upon, good sire.”
Or something like that.
Darn. I’m wearing a dunce cap and sitting in the moderation lounge. Could somebody please pass me a sandwich or something?
Hey Queenie, I got a sandwich for lunch and it was enough for four people. Here’s a big chunk of it for you. I hope you like turkey club. Here, have a few sweet potato fries, too.
Yum! Thanks skippymom! How’s Chloe? Please give her my love and happy, healing thoughts as well from Albert.
I’ll pass it on, thank you. She is doing beautifully. She’s obviously going to have a smooth recovery. She’s really amazing.
That is the best news I’ve heard all week.
*passing on gentle healing snorgles* to Chloe.
Great photo but don’t ever ask me to paint it, OK?
I think I need a new wrinkle cream, this one is not doing the job!
vewwy vewwy twue.
y’all deserve some serious applause for these comments – there is not a single thing I can add to the conversation.