I’m Never Going to Finish All This

I’d better ask the waiter for a doggie cheek.

I suppose we can dispense with the dessert cart, Jessica W.



  1. fatso ratso

  2. Chubby Cheeks

  3. That’s a HAMMIE, not a rat.

  4. oh so a hammie humongous

  5. He’s doing an impression of the “Godfather.” {scratchy voice}-“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse….”

  6. “doggie cheek” — choked on my coffee. 🙂

  7. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    hmmm….casual, that makes a lot of sense.

    However, while I’m *CERTAIN* that this lil’ furry critter does not share the personality, this pic reminded me of this Simpsons image — mainly it’s the hands’ position and the open mout’ ….
    (BTW, the link brings a fairly large image so don’t be startled. I’m not so skilled at adapting sizes & such)

  8. cutekitteh says:

    Moommy says I’m beautiful…

  9. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Hammy Gillespie

    If you don’t know who I’m talking about follow the link:

  10. It’s the peenk gumdrop noses on the leetle ones that keel me!

  11. Martha in Washington says:

    When are we humans going to evolve those terrrific cheek pouches? Just think how handy they will be. No more packing lunches in disposable plastic bags, no more juggling those clumsy lunchboxes, easy access to the snacks. I personally can’t wait!

  12. Good lord, those are some cheeks!

  13. Poetic license?

  14. (The Original) Mel says:

    That just about sums it up for me.

  15. Ya got that right!

  16. I believe this picture was the inspiration for one of Allen Ginsberg’s lesser-known works: “Jowl”.

  17. Gigi (the original one) says:

    You don’t miss a beat(nik) do you Oakley 🙂

  18. Just one thann mint, monsieur! It’s vurry thann! (pokes in mint) Bon appetit!

  19. America I’ve eaten everything and now there’s nothing

  20. Kerouac may have also had this in mind when he wrote “On the Rodent” 😉

  21. dogsleder says:

    Just gettin’ ready for the Super Bowl party! Don’t wanta miss the half-time show!!

  22. Composer of such great hits as:

    “A Night in West Asia”

    “Swing Low, Sweet Hamster Wheel”

    “Snorflin’ High”


    “Con Rapa”

    and of course, “Salt Peanuts.”

  23. Alice Shortcake says:

    Just send the dessert cart my way, please!

    *sucks in gut and whistles innocently*

  24. Ha! You read my mind.

  25. Thats what I was going to say! Here is the original (viewer discretion HIGHLY advised):

  26. Oh dear, I think those cheeks are at full capacity!

  27. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:


  28. ‘oh, but sir, it’s waafer thin.”

  29. aquasaline says:

    I was so going there!!
    I couldn’t eat anuthuh bite!

  30. It’s a rotund rodent!

  31. Don’t you mean Chubby Cheekers?

  32. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Eets waffer theen!

  33. Dispense with the dessert cart????? What are you, high????

    … Well, no, I guess you wouldn’t be….

  34. TrixandSam says:

    HP, are you a music savant (just read the bun comments)????

  35. TrixandSam says:

    *Imagines all the accessorizing opportunities…. cheek bedazzlers, neoprene cheek wraps, cheek-shaped flexi-cold packs…*

  36. spiffytomboy says:

    LOL – awesome Meaning of Life refs!! 😀 (made mah dayyyyyy, unhh hunnh! [fwench “uh huh” haha])
    ..when i saw it.. immediately i was like: WOAAAhh.. he looks photoshoppedly EVIL!! (though i can tell it’s not ‘shopped..)