I’m Never Going to Finish All This

I’d better ask the waiter for a doggie cheek.

I suppose we can dispense with the dessert cart, Jessica W.

37 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Winston says:

    fatso ratso

  2. Chubby Cheeks

  3. casual says:

    He’s doing an impression of the “Godfather.” {scratchy voice}-”I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse….”

  4. JBC says:

    “doggie cheek” — choked on my coffee. :)

  5. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    hmmm….casual, that makes a lot of sense.

    However, while I’m *CERTAIN* that this lil’ furry critter does not share the personality, this pic reminded me of this Simpsons image — mainly it’s the hands’ position and the open mout’ ….
    (BTW, the link brings a fairly large image so don’t be startled. I’m not so skilled at adapting sizes & such)

    http://images.memegenerator.net/Mr-Burns/File/285541/Mr-Burns.jpg

  6. cutekitteh says:

    Moommy says I’m beautiful…

  7. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Hammy Gillespie

    If you don’t know who I’m talking about follow the link:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dizzy_Gillespie01.JPG

  8. ceejoe says:

    It’s the peenk gumdrop noses on the leetle ones that keel me!

  9. Martha in Washington says:

    When are we humans going to evolve those terrrific cheek pouches? Just think how handy they will be. No more packing lunches in disposable plastic bags, no more juggling those clumsy lunchboxes, easy access to the snacks. I personally can’t wait!

    • TrixandSam says:

      *Imagines all the accessorizing opportunities…. cheek bedazzlers, neoprene cheek wraps, cheek-shaped flexi-cold packs…*

  10. Nikki says:

    Good lord, those are some cheeks!

  11. 260Oakley says:

    I believe this picture was the inspiration for one of Allen Ginsberg’s lesser-known works: “Jowl”.

  12. kzgz says:

    Just one thann mint, monsieur! It’s vurry thann! (pokes in mint) Bon appetit!

  13. dogsleder says:

    Just gettin’ ready for the Super Bowl party! Don’t wanta miss the half-time show!!

  14. Alice Shortcake says:

    Just send the dessert cart my way, please!

    *sucks in gut and whistles innocently*

  15. Sar says:

    Oh dear, I think those cheeks are at full capacity!

  16. aquasaline says:

    @kzgz
    I was so going there!!
    I couldn’t eat anuthuh bite!

  17. Charley Kane says:

    It’s a rotund rodent!

  18. Lorel J says:

    Dispense with the dessert cart????? What are you, high????

    … Well, no, I guess you wouldn’t be….

  19. spiffytomboy says:

    LOL – awesome Meaning of Life refs!! :D (made mah dayyyyyy, unhh hunnh! [fwench "uh huh" haha])
    ..when i saw it.. immediately i was like: WOAAAhh.. he looks photoshoppedly EVIL!! (though i can tell it’s not ‘shopped..)