It’s Rewrite Time, Pal

Listen, Mother Goose, or whatever the heck your name is, I don’t feel like bein’ baked in no pie, see. So just whip out that red pencil and make it “four and nineteen blackbirds,” if you know what’s good for you.

Eh, what’s one more or less, Krystal?

112 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Leilani says:

    Oh my word! This little black fuzzball needs to come and live with me! He’ll make a lovely contrast along side my Cockatoo!

  2. tracylee says:

    oh my gawd he has an Edward G Robinson snarl. get this kiddo a mini cigar and derby hat, pronto.

    (p.s. sooo fuzzeehhh)

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      O Mike, yew had me, at “or whatever your name is” and then
      again at “capische”!!!!

      Add my name to the ever-lengthening list of “Mike’s Wannabe Wenches”, please ….

  3. WIlliam McDuff says:

    “Three and twenty,” please! :)

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Quoth this raven:
    Nevermore, suckas!

    • 260Oakley says:

      Of course, he could just be a raven lunatic.

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      Hey 260 — I just came across something that’s A+ excellent and just your style, but it isn’t a webpage link. Without trying to impose on your personal email, do you have a non-FB location (I don’t have a FB)/ secondary email where I could cut/ paste a page of text to send directly to you? I promise it isn’t any kinda spam/ phish junk and I try pretty diligently not to allow junk to hitchhike with anything I want to share with somebody. I don’t want anyone to publish their personal private main email address here on CO b/c non- CO badly-intentioned persons or webbots could tangle up things; but if you have a general access acct, this one page of stuff is truly unusual & remarkable; and it looks as though CO decided to give up on the CuteTalk platform.

      No problem either way, if there isn’t a manageable avenue.
      Peace.

      No problem if

      • 260Oakley says:

        Sounds like awesome sauce O NO, but unfortunately I really don’t have any kind of general account and I’m afraid if I posted my email on this site my rivals would cyber-kidnap me in an attempt to get the blueprints for the Pun-o-matic 2000. But thanks for thinking ‘o me!

        • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

          @ 2600:
          [pa Russkie] Ya panimayu
          (aka “I understand”)

          Grooviness be unto you.

      • Hon Glad says:

        Theresa – Snowpea and any other concerned peeps. My non- appearance was due to an operation on my foot and the fact that my home puters conection is faulty, I think it needs a new Hub/box thingy. The fact that I have got to move furniture to get at connections is puting me off.
        Still if you would like to get the Chariot, crown and geezer to tell me “you are but a man” Theresa can start strewing rose petals, as I make my triumphal entry to the snickering lounge.

  5. Kar says:

    Evermur!

  6. gizmo says:

    Birdie is all “I got your tweet right here”, peeps.

  7. Hadley says:

    Who bakes blackbirds into a pie anyway? They’re in the “non-tasty” bird group, I think.

    Anyway, I love this little ball of soot. Too cute!

    • BB/VA says:

      Laura Ingalls Wilder liked them.

      Just saying.

    • Shari says:

      “Little ball of soot”? So funny, so right!

      My dad used to eat headcheese and mayo sandwiches. But because he was from the Deep South, when I say “mayo” I mean “Miracle Whip” or “That awful sandwich spread with relish in it.” And people wonder why I had food issues as a child…

      • Hon Glad says:

        Shari – Heinz sold or still sell sandwhich spread here in the UK it looks exactly like vomit.

        • Shari says:

          Hon Glad, I’m very sorry you’ve been subjected to that vile stuff. Your description is quite accurate…and I’m getting a bit queasy just thinking about it.

          • victoreia says:

            And people wonder why Americans are so unpopular…..look at the foods we’ve inflicted on the world!

  8. Gigi (the original one) says:

    If this guy gets his way, Mother Goose is going to end up in the East River wearing a pair of cement galoshes!

  9. ceejoe says:

    BEF!
    and BEEP! on teh nose/beak area. :)

  10. WendyPinNJ says:

    Awwww, look at the beady-eyed floofy black cuteness!

  11. Theresa says:

    OMG, this is ADORABLE *thud*

  12. JBC says:

    Uh, is that a talon at bottom left, or what?

    Holy crow, someday that is going to be one big, scary feathered shadow of vengeance from above.

  13. Theresa says:

    PS: He looks like a cartoon– anyone ever see Drinky Crow?

  14. Loris says:

    IRL SUSUWATARI is seriously cute!

  15. Nikki says:

    What a beauty! So cute.

  16. BB/VA says:

    He is definitely doing the “fluff up to look bigger” thing.

  17. Hon Glad says:

    Ah, so it’s not a Blackbird as such (Blackbird singing in the dead of night) cos a Blackbirds song is my favorite. If it’s a Raven it had better not leave the Tower of London or Britain will be in deep doo doo. Come to think of it we are in deep doo doo, economically

  18. JerilynS says:

    Is dat floofy fur or is dat floofy feathers?
    Blackbird singing in the dead of night… Take these tiny wings, and learn to fly…

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      YAY BESTEST Beatle-acious Song EVAHR!!!
      Mostest elegantest guitary stuff & thoughtful lyrics as well….

      • WendyPinNJ says:

        Yeah, show me a BAD Beatles song. I can’t think of any off the top of my head. And I’m not talking about members of the Beatles going solo.

        • Sharpy says:

          hmmm…. let me think… la la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey jude
          la la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey judela la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey judela la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey judela la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey judela la la la la la la la la la
          la la la la
          hey jude

          [times a million]

          i got one!

        • a piggy says:

          I can think of one I really dont like.

  19. Gigi (the original one) says:

    That looks like a baby raven. I’ve never been scared of birds until I went to visit the Tower of London. Those ravens are BIG and SCARY!
    My husband wanted to take a photo of me next to one who landed on a canon.
    It was before digital cameras and he had to play with the focus and that bird gave me a look that froze the blood in my vein! Scared the beejesus out of me.

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      *BOO!!!*

    • Teresa says:

      I think that Raven probably thought you were there to feed him/her, Gigi (the original one), and did not mean to scare you.

      • Gigi (the original one) says:

        Yes well he looked like he wanted to eat me! Or at least take a bite.
        Maybe I just read Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven one to may times :-)

        • Hon Glad says:

          Gigi – Ravens/Crows aren’t too nice . From the folk song ‘The twa Corbies’
          “I’ll pike oot his boney blue een”

  20. Beff says:

    This one’s pretty fresh, from the looks of it. He still has the little egg tooth on his beak.

  21. Shannon says:

    I love black animals. (I don’t know what that says about me….) This guy is adorable along with my black dog, black cat and I’m in love with the solid black duck and squirrel I saw once. They’re the prettiest!

    • wuyizidi says:
    • Theresa says:

      My Dante basically got adopted because of his big eyes staring out of his black face. He looked like a kitten version of Marvin the Martian.

    • Teresa says:

      I know, Shannon :D I saw a beautiful black fluffy female kitty named “Hope” on a show called “Adopt A Pet” which is on GlobalTV here in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada :D I would adopt her if I had the money to pay for the adoption and convince my brother and his friend we need a third kitty :D

      • Emily says:

        Whatever it is, it’s gotta be altricial (meaning that it’s born feathered and ready to run around, like chickens and ducks) rather than precocial (all bald with closed eyes, like songbirds, including blackbirds and ravens). As someone else mentioned, it’s got an egg-tooth still, which means it’s very recently hatched. It doesn’t have webbed feet so I’m thinking a chicken?

  22. Heidi says:

    Pie? Shouldn’t that be CAW!bbler?

  23. Laura says:

    This little guy must be the black peep of the family.

  24. Melissa says:

    It’s a baby rail. :) Google image search “rail chick” to see a bunch more of them. Baby crows and ravens are a lot more awkward looking, and less fluffy.

  25. Monica says:

    It’s a Totoro dustbunny!

  26. Does anyone know ahat kind of baby boid this is? A baby chicken of some sort, yes? Silkie of some sort?

    (it is *not* a baby blackbird, nor a baby crow/raven)

  27. EHarrah says:
  28. MoniMe says:

    He looks like he belongs in the Angry Birds game. I just want to launch him :)

  29. Gothvenus says:

    It’s a baby rail. A type of wading bird. According to the website it’s from, the chick died. =( Still, a loveable bundle of fuzz.

  30. birdcage says:

    MINE!!!!!!!!

  31. fish eye no miko says:

    Oh, God, he’s so fluffy, I just wanna snuggle him!

  32. Ali-baba says:

    Is this the flying/swimming version of Miyazaki’s house sprites? Looks like it! :-)

  33. chanpon says:

    Oh my goodness, ninja chick! :o

  34. Rooanne says:

    Fwuffy

  35. CatViccer says:

    Puts sparkly black eye in Tiffany setting and wears on finger…..

  36. Shaz says:

    O, that lovely feather coat, and Swarovsky-looking eyelids! So fashionable! So chic!

  37. Alison says:

    I request an eye-hance, STAT.

    kthnxbai.

  38. Shaz says:

    And also:

    So indignant!

  39. Bethy says:

    OMG!!! *Passes out from a cuteness overdose…comes too…looks at screen…passes out again…) Awww, he’s so tough! It just sends shivers down my spine! (actually wanting to cuddle him is why the shivers ;)

  40. Wolfie says:

    Eeeh, so prosh, so shiny!

  41. 34982 says:

    I can’t hold it in any longer . . . . THAT’S SO RAVEN!!!