Heisman Ham is BACK

“This is a GAME OF INCHES, Men. This is NOT the practice wheel—this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go balls out to make it the best damn day of your life.”


Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!

29 comments … read them below or add one

  1. dub1 says:

    Ceci n’est pas un dauphine

    • Dash says:

      I think he just forgot who was playing in all of his rah rah excitement and wore the wrong helmet!

  2. puppy lumpkins says:

    Today it should be Lombardi Ham… Straight from Hambeau Field! :-D

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      Do they use a “Hambone-y” to clean off the field btw plays?? :)

      (*shifty eyes* in case any rotten tomatoes fly up onstage)

  3. victoreia says:

    Love the team colors on that hammy!

  4. kross10c says:

    tomorrow’s headline will read “Heisman Ham Makes Game Wining Catch!”.

  5. Theresa says:

    I want to see his end zone dance. I am a connoisseur of end-zone dances.

  6. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Tha Meg is IN DA HOUSE!!! “Woot and also woot!!!”

    Cute Critter, two!!!!

  7. RAH!!! RAH!!!! Siss boom Bah!
    Go Hams Go
    Defense defense Hold that line!
    Offense offense run and dive!
    Rah Rah Siss Bom Bah!!!!!!
    Go Hams Go!

  8. Malle Babbe says:

    Squee! Aggressive! Squee-ee! Aggressive!

  9. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Win one for the Gampster!

  10. Martha in Washington says:

    I’m waiting for the Marching Band of Hamsters at half-time! ALWAYS the best part of any football game!

  11. caircair says:

    Oh. My. G-D! Those teeny claws are ADORABLE!

  12. CatViccer says:

    I want to put blue polish on those teeensiest of nails!

  13. Mudbug says:

    Puppy Bowl just started on the west coast !!!

    YEAH !!!!! PUPPY BOWL ! PUPPY BOWL!!!

  14. Lillith says:

    The Puppy Bowl is on, and they have hammies “manning” the blimp!

  15. Lillith says:

    I’m in the mod lounge :( . Who’s for frozen margaritas?

  16. sits down with giant hot dog(doxin) and bowl of chips (Chipmunks). Okay I am ready for the HAMSTER BOWL!