Heisman Ham is BACK

“This is a GAME OF INCHES, Men. This is NOT the practice wheel—this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go balls out to make it the best damn day of your life.”

Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!



  1. Ceci n’est pas un dauphine

  2. puppy lumpkins says:

    Today it should be Lombardi Ham… Straight from Hambeau Field! 😀

  3. victoreia says:

    Love the team colors on that hammy!

  4. tomorrow’s headline will read “Heisman Ham Makes Game Wining Catch!”.

  5. OK, we get the idea. 👿

  6. I want to see his end zone dance. I am a connoisseur of end-zone dances.

  7. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Tha Meg is IN DA HOUSE!!! “Woot and also woot!!!”

    Cute Critter, two!!!!

  8. RAH!!! RAH!!!! Siss boom Bah!
    Go Hams Go
    Defense defense Hold that line!
    Offense offense run and dive!
    Rah Rah Siss Bom Bah!!!!!!
    Go Hams Go!

  9. Malle Babbe says:

    Squee! Aggressive! Squee-ee! Aggressive!

  10. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *shakes pom-poms (the things with FRINGE on ’em) enthusiastically*

  11. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Win one for the Gampster!

  12. Martha in Washington says:

    I’m waiting for the Marching Band of Hamsters at half-time! ALWAYS the best part of any football game!

  13. Oh. My. G-D! Those teeny claws are ADORABLE!

  14. “Meg’s House, is a very, very, very nice house,
    With two cats in teh yard…”

  15. Whose houuuse?

  16. BAHAHA

  17. Hugh’s House?

  18. I want to put blue polish on those teeensiest of nails!

  19. Puppy Bowl just started on the west coast !!!


  20. The Puppy Bowl is on, and they have hammies “manning” the blimp!

  21. I’m in the mod lounge :(. Who’s for frozen margaritas?

  22. sits down with giant hot dog(doxin) and bowl of chips (Chipmunks). Okay I am ready for the HAMSTER BOWL!

  23. Are you ready for some Cutebowl?!

  24. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Do they use a “Hambone-y” to clean off the field btw plays?? 🙂

    (*shifty eyes* in case any rotten tomatoes fly up onstage)

  25. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    That would also be Simonshouse, kinda.

  26. *Mutombo Finger-Wave*

  27. I think he just forgot who was playing in all of his rah rah excitement and wore the wrong helmet!

  28. Now THAT’s a victory dance!!