Saturday Night Side-eye

Don’t you even THINK of glurping me or nothin’! [Eyes roll back to cast menacing focus on human]


Patreek found this one. (‘ )(‘ )

65 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ashagato says:

    it wasn’t me!

  2. Darkangel2188 says:

    OMG OMG OMG *squee*

  3. chanpon says:

    mini squee.

  4. Theo says:

    Yes, O Hovertext. Some can. Like this baby chameleon right here. He’s got you covered, and me too.

  5. Beans says:

    I believe he is pondering the meaning of life. Or it’s just gas.
    On a side note, Didja know that chameleons don’t change color to match surroundings? Its actually expression of emotion. They do seem like the type to wear mood rings…

  6. Theresa says:

    A VERY TEENY lookin’ at first, throwing to third!

  7. Queen of Dork says:

    So cute! I can contain myself, though. *GLURP*
    (oops. and wipes mouf)

  8. Dash says:

    He’s leetle but he means bizness. I wouldn’t mess with him.

  9. (The Original) Mel says:

    It should be a rule of cuteness that tiny frightened things with segmented eyes are cute.

  10. Birdy says:

    omfg omfg omfg omfg

    I just spent like 2 minutes squeeing about this – I almost hyperventilated!

    Then I called my fiance over to look at it and he’s like, “is it a little frog thing?” And I was like “HERP-A-DERP IT’S A CHAMELEON!” And he was like, “So is it like curled up?” So I did a quick Google search for chameleon AND IN THE RESULTS I FOUND THIS PROSH CHAMY ON CHAMY ACTION OMFG OMFG OMFG BACK TO HYPERVENTILATING GUYS!!!!

    http://4smart.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/baby-chameleon.jpg

  11. Jessy says:

    I love him. <3

  12. ana banana says:

    CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

  13. Camaleao says:

    YAY… Camaleao = Chameleon in Portuguese… it’s my given Capoeira nickname. Therefore: I SQUEE!!!! (Then I breakdance fight)

  14. meoowmom says:

    so adorables!!! I wanna kiss him, hold him and protect him. He looks
    so prosh. I want him.

  15. Ali-baba says:

    If I had a wee chameleon,
    I would name him Joe or Maximillian.
    But if suddenly one day he had
    A lot of little chameleoni-
    I would change his name
    To Mary.

    (w/humblest apols

  16. TKD says:

    I wonder what kind of cham he is… I have 5 total :p

  17. kibblenibble says:

    I love their funny leetle hands. :-) Reminiscent of Spock’s “live long and prosper” sign, but with opposable…toes?

  18. feezie says:

    It’s a chameleorsel!

  19. Mudbug says:

    My Mom used to have the same look on her face just before she would say…
    “Don’t make me reach into that back seat after you two !”

    • Leilani says:

      BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I think EVERY mom gets that look just before uttering those words!

  20. Catsquatch says:

    Awwwww…….

    :splode:

  21. bob drummond says:

    Anything cold blooded and scaley will get my attention.This diminutive little
    guy fills the bill just nicely.I ‘ll take a dozen to go,thank you.

  22. Ali-baba says:

    May I try again?

    If I had a wee chameleon,
    I would name him Joe or Maximillian.
    But if suddenly one day he had
    A lot of little chameleoni-
    I would change his name
    To Mary.

    (sorry Shel Silverstein!) ;-)

  23. Chrystal says:

    i never thought i’d find a lizard cute. proved me wrong again, co.

  24. Lizzy says:

    I’m picturing this little guy in place of the (uber scary) spider in that Mentos commercials, and it makes me happy inside.

  25. Simi says:

    Looks just like that adorable morsel from Tangled!

  26. Earwig says:

    I love this little guy so mosche!

  27. Sophie says:

    One of the cutest things i have seen on this site. He looks like he knows how cute he is…

  28. Queen of Dork says:

    (sort of sad thread grab) You guys? Sorry about this question. It does not relate to animals in any way. Unless, I guess, you count Cookie Monster. But what in the name of all that’s holy is a “cookie?” My security software on my computer keeps “detecting cookies.” It’s driving me nuts because I don’t know what the heck a “cookie” is. Shouldn’t a cookie be something sweet and delicious? *sigh*

    • The non-tasty kind of cookies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie
      In short, it’s a tiny bit of information that the browser (and other applications) use to keep track of your preferences and settings. It’s usually not malign in any way, but some of them you don’t want around, so run a virus scan just to be on the safe side.

      /I think. Not terribly tech savvy, so take the above with a pinch of salt.

      • victoreia says:

        If’n I remember rightly, you’ve pretty much ‘splained it. Cookies of the computer flavor are used to ‘track’ your activity. (Put another way, cookies are how a website like Amazon knows it’s you, once you’ve created an account.)

    • Lizzy says:

      I like to imagine that when I click “delete cookies,” there’s a tiny little Cooke Monster inside my compooter that gets to eat them all. Om nom nom nom!

  29. Queen of Dork says:

    *waves* Hi Theresa! So do you have your money on the Steelers or the Packers?

  30. Teeny tiny…oh, so cute…

  31. gryt says:

    It’s like a made-up animal, from a drawing or something. Made up by a genious that is! Damn anipal is cool!

  32. LisaHoneychan says:

    Simi, that was -exactally- my thought! It’s what Pascal would have looked like as a little bebee. Just please, no tongue in the ear!

  33. ding says:

    Think of how wee his food must be.

  34. Jenny says:

    My chameleon gave birth one time and about fifty of these little guys were all over my room. Most of them were clamped tenaciously to the edges of my mini blinds, sunning themselves.

    They eat fruit flies and newborn crickets. That was a fun month till they outgrew that phase…