“I was raiiiised, by a toothless, bearded hag!
(sing it Peeps!) But it’s, aaaaalllllriiiiiiiiiiiight now, “
It’s a gas, gas, gas Laura!
From the monthly archives: January 2011
Shadow of the Hampire
January 7, 2011 By
Sleep did not come easily to Victoria that night. She tossed for hours, Dr. Liebkind’s warning echoing in her ears: Once you admit him into your home, he may come and go at will. Nonsense, she decided at last–village folklore, nothing else.
But come he did, as she dreamt fitfully–the elegant gentleman who charmed her that evening. Gazing at her pale neck with a deathless hunger, he knelt close to her. “Soon your torment will be over,” he murmured. “Soon you shall be mine.”
There’s a bloodsucker born every minute, Anna W.
OMG YOU WONT BELIEVE THE SOUNDS THIS WARM LITTLE PUPPEH MAKES SO TURN UP THOSE SPEAKERS DO IT STAT
January 6, 2011 By
Serial Sender-Inner Brinke G. writes the most hilarious titles to emails that I have to just keep them on his post submissions.
Thanks again, McBrinkersons.
Why I Love My Big Brother Lenny
January 6, 2011 By
Why I Love My Big Brother Lenny
By Nathan Ghlarblefarb, Second Grade
I love my big brother Lenny becauze he is nice and kind and doesnt treat me like Im littel. Leik yesterday we crossed teh street and Lenny said I culd go first and didnt even haf to wait for the lite if I didnt want too. Taht is why I love my brother Lenny.
Special thanks to JoAnn P.
This Grass Is Making Me Dramatic
January 6, 2011 By
Wisenheifer
January 6, 2011 By
“How about that. I thought woolly mammaries were extinct.”
Tell us an udder one, Laura G.!
Do You Mind?!
January 5, 2011 By
C.O. ArtWatch
January 5, 2011 By
The Selma Flootz Gallery is pleased to announce “Snow Way Out,” the latest exhibition by sculptor Ingrid Saarsghargle-Lopez. Working entirely in snow, the artist creates works with thought-provoking titles like “Vortex of Infinite Knowing.”
I guess this won’t be in the permanent collection, Kristina K.
Sledjacking
January 5, 2011 By
Realizing that winter sports should be left to the experts, one cute pooch takes matters into her own paws. Let’s watch:
Awkward Family Ski Trip
January 5, 2011 By
Dad: “I would like to lodge a complaint, yuk, yuk, yuk.”
Kids: [walleyed eye roll]
Identity theft thanks to Gage, Lola, and Cody.
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