BELFRY, ROMANIA — Mad scientists at the Centre for Unwarranted Research (CUR) today unveiled an ambeagle, a cross between an amoeba and a beagle. The creature, seen here in this magnified photo, answers to the name of “Gloopy.”
From the monthly archives: January 2011
Secret Admirer?
Ehw. Mah. Gah. Check Out the Goth Chick
“Look, sweetie, I don’t know how they do things over at Edgar Allan Poe High School, or wherever you transferred from, but if you want to join the Slipperette Spirit Squad you need to get out of that funk and show some spunk!”
“Fer shure! So lose the Elvira-Queen-of-the-Dork eye shadow, pin those ears up, and let’s see some cartwheels!”
I’m sooo excited!
Finally, a Little Down Time
Whew! I thought the kids would never settle down for a nap!

Finally, I can get a little “me” time.

Motherhood ain’t all it’s quacked up to be, Erik D.
UPDATE: By popular demand — QUACK-HANCE!

Enchanted Forest?
Meanwhile at Barka Raton
Marv: “And that brisket at the dining room last night—Feh!”
Estelle: “Quit the kvetching, Marv. Barka Raton is paradise compared to Jersey.”

[Float float float]
Marv: “Well. No told me there was gonna be no decent deli in Florida.”
Mazel Tov to MacKenzie G. and her retired pups Pepper and Pippa. Florida hoverfacts courtesy of MyPropertyInFlorida.













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