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Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please…

Oi! Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please!

Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps and I’ve got all the right money and all that I’ve been here a half-hour and why won’t you serve meeeeeee?!

Cheers, Sara S.

Comments

  1. that’s quite a head you’ve got on that draught…

  2. DewiCasGwent says:

    So has Two pints (http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/two_pints/) got shown in the Staes then?

  3. marian the librarian says:

    polka dotted kitty!! squee!!!!!!

  4. I thought I told you to put my drink in a dirty glass.

  5. Try to tell me that fancy-arse polka-dotty glass is in an actual pub.

    Now the kitty, of course. I remember a lovely black pub kitty in Dorking, for one. :D

  6. Road to Utopia FTW!

  7. One Caramel polka-dottie please

  8. O.M.F.G. You are the first person besides me who I’ve heard sing that song. My DH and friends think I’m nuts when I sing this at a bar… or wherever…

    TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE! OI!

  9. :)

  10. 260Oakley says:

    There was a spot of bother with your Heinekitten order.

  11. ZING! Nicely done :)

  12. Nope. Just know the old song from the 80s by Splodgenessabounds.

  13. I’ll have what he’s having! Cheers!

  14. Sweet little cross eyed behbeh!
    WANT!

  15. LOVE the slightly crossed eyes.

  16. Yes, it was a bit Grolschy and bit the missus.

  17. Mary (the first) says:

    That guy holding the kitteh has surprisingly “pretty” hands!

  18. 260Oakley says:

    But we fed it a bit of tuna and it hasn’t Guinness any trouble since.

  19. Easy there, Budweisenheimer, Ale not aLager you to use that kind of language in here. This is a classy establishment, you know.

  20. Gigi (the original one) says:

    That takes me back to our trip to England, Ireland and Scotland 20 years ago. My husband was in heaven trying all kinds of dark beers in pubs, we couldn’t get a lot of them here back then, not like now . I didn’t like beer at the time but I actually developed a taste for lager by the end of the trip.
    Of course if every pint came with a cute kitten I would have been won over a lot quicker!

  21. I could drink a cup of you.

  22. MommaMackie says:

    Kitty’s even the right color!

  23. *simultaneous groan and salute*

  24. I know it’s just the eyeshine but I would pay for an animal with cute pink and blue eyes!

  25. Have wonder how the kitty got IN that glass —- ?

  26. Memories of being in 8th grade and seeing that “bonsai kitten” website and being absolutely horrified are coming back!! AAAHHH Lol

  27. Polk-a-dot Pale ale

  28. The toes…THE TOES!!

  29. Kitty looks vaguely accusatory here. I’ve seen that look before in a “dish is empty” context. I suppose this is more of a “put me down” context.

  30. Almost as cute as the “bunnies in cups” video, though nothing can top that ridiculousness. =D

  31. When the cups get that fuzzy it’s time to wash ‘em! (Those toes are too cute!)

  32. Niiiice! :-)
    I was thinking it might be a Tabby Porter.

  33. Also, I love how the dots match the eyes. Such attention to the proper pairing of ale to glass! ;-)

  34. :) Good one!

  35. we’re older, Budweiser (someone had to do it)

  36. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    only slightly relevant, but ….

    “mommmeeeee IIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna glass with teensy blue & poiple polka dots
    on iiiiiiiiiiit!!!!”

  37. OK, I am embarrassed to admit this but until I scrolled down far enough, I thought HOW DID THEY PUT THOSE LITTLE DOT THINGS ALL OVER THAT KITTY? o_O

  38. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    and, @ NTM: “Ou sont les “crisps”, hhhhhmmmmmmmmm????”

  39. The eyes…. so mesmerizing…. I have been entranced and am now forced to do this kitteh’s bidding.

    I will give you as many ear skritches and tunas as you wish, master.

  40. It’s a ginger beer!

  41. Oh, good one!

    Where’s mine?

  42. Don’t feel bad; I had the same initial thought……

  43. Mary (the first) says:

    Went back to look at the dots and noticed perfect placement of “privacy tail”. :D

  44. Anna/minigoth says:

    OMG, Bonsai Kitten for real!

  45. me, too……

  46. Joni ref yay!

  47. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    it IS??????

  48. Yep, me too.

  49. Still wondering how they got (forced) the kitty into that glass. Should PETA be alerted???

  50. LOVE the expression on the kitty’s face as well has his dangling paws. So adorable.

  51. The teensiest hint of glistening leep!

  52. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Yeah II thought the same thing too.

  53. It’s a hair of the cat!

  54. That does it. I’m going home and sticking my kittens in all sorts of containers.

  55. Hey, Gigi! Skippy is still waiting to hear when you want him to come over and record your phone message.

  56. 2catsonmylap says:

    Before I scrolled down, I thought that someone had bedazzled this kitteh…

  57. didn’t specify what KIND of class…

  58. Oy! Can you imagine the amount of bandages they would have used if that were true?!? Not to mention the pints of blood that would have been needed! :-)

    On a side note, who would you see doing the infomercial….”I’m Anthony Sullivan here to tell you about the Becatsler 2000. You get enough gems to cover 2
    Norwegian Forest Cats in each kit—but
    wait! If you call within the next 10
    minutes we’ll also include a Catgut home suture kit-at no additional charge! Just pay separate shipping $ handling.” ;-)

  59. Well a kitty in a cup and a man with clean nails…….two amazing things in one photo!!

  60. It comes in pints?!? I’m getting one…

  61. That drink might cause a scractchy feeling in your throat!

  62. victoreia says:

    :lol:

  63. victoreia says:

    *snerk* Nice “Fellowship of the Ring” ref, there….

  64. SheepishKitty says:

    agree.
    I’m so relief to know that wasn’t real!

  65. Gigi (the original one) says:

    It’s still very cold and snowy in Québec now, I wouldn’t want him to catch cold. Let’s wait until summer and then he can have BBQ after he’s done. :-)

  66. SheepishKitty says:

    sold!

  67. SheepishKitty says:

    I don’t drink. but this is just WAY too tempting!

  68. Looks like a delicious orange creamsicle kitty.

  69. Too Sweet

  70. earlybird1 says:

    TOE BEANS!! Also, I would love to see what a little half-pint looks like…

  71. (The Original) Mel says:

    Kitty has that Ye Shall Perish look about him.

  72. no.

  73. mmmm creamy kitteh belleh

  74. O NO He/She/ IT DI-unt!!! says:

    New Cuteness Rule: if it’s fluffy and its eyes are crossed,
    but we know its humans indulge its every wish and whim, it’s Cute!!!

  75. O NO He/She/ IT DI-unt!!! says:

    :) :)

    also: “AtticA !! AtticA!!”

  76. O NO He/She/ IT DI-unt!!! says:

    “WOT is the air velocity of a laden African Swallow?”

    “WOT is yer fav’rit color?”
    (“Blue!!! NO, RED, no—aaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh!!!”)
    :)

  77. O NO He/She/ IT DI-unt!!! says:

    are you SURE???????

    (stifled giggle)

  78. Dang. I don’t think there are any pubs quiet enough to have a pub kitty where I live.

  79. I just saw that too, while looking back after the “how’d they get dots on the kitty” post! ‘Course following the natural curve of the glass.

  80. Man is also lifting off his pinkies cuz kitty is a dainty!

  81. I thought bonsai kitties were banned O_O

  82. Kitten is all, “I am SO gonna leave a present in your shoes later for this.”

  83. Had to be done…

  84. please, some fresh cute for my caturday

  85. The polka dots even go with his eyes! So cute!

  86. O NO He/She/ IT DI-unt!!! says:

    *raises hand to second the motion*

  87. This cat is so adorable! How did it get in the glass though? Here is a video of one of my favorite kitty videos. It demonstrates just some of the hysterical things cats do that we’ll never understand!! http://shrt.fm/elnQLU

  88. He’s never had BBQ, but lately he’s gotten into people food, so maybe he’ll try it.

  89. 3rd class steerage.

    Do mind the iceberg.

  90. This makes me sad. I can’t have beer anymore because I have Celiac Disease. I love beer. I am afraid to try the Gluten free beer.

    However If that is ginger beer I will have a glass or two.

  91. O NO He/She/It DI-unt!!! says:

    “Iceberg??? WOT iceberg???”…..
    [insert ominous music here]

  92. LOL I met a guy who works IT at MIT, where the bonsai kitty website originated. He said that Animal Control guys with GUNS came into the IT dept looking for the “sickos” that started the Bonsai Kitty website.

    The second I saw the Klein bottle I knew it was a joke.

  93. Okay, this IS cute, but do you really think this is comfortable for that poor smooshed kitty? I would love to know what goes through their heads when us humans to stupid, silly stuff like this.

  94. Tell that to Maru. He would probably tilt his head and look at you strangely, then squeeze himself into a cardboard box 10x smaller than him. =P

    Many cats love getting into small spaces. Cats have teeth and claws to indicate when they are displeased and are more than capable of indicating when they’re fed up.

  95. Anheuser-Busch makes a gluten free beer called Redbridge that isn’t bad. ‘Course I hadn’t had any beer in about 20 years so I probably would like any kind. But, try it. You might like it.

  96. You have more than one kitten? Not fair! I don’t have any. Please share.

  97. baby birdie says:

    I want one! Yum, kitten!

  98. baby birdie says:

    After I saw the video, everything made sense. :P

  99. Yeah, anyone that has tried to get a fiesty cat into a carrier knows that unless there’s something holding them down (or in), they won’t stay where they don’t want to be.

  100. Works every time….Can’t believe I didn’t think of that!

  101. Gives new meaning to the term “pint sized”

    I can’t believe nobody’s said this already :-P

  102. Same here, jenben :D I would take that little kitty out of that glass and give him/him lots and lots of snorgling :D

  103. is this a reference to the weirdly good sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, or a coincidence?

    mmmm… crisps….

  104. Dorking?!?

    (collapses into juvenile snorts of laughter)

  105. Can’t you almost hear the slight little sigh the kitteh is patiently emitting?

  106. Cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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