you can come out now. exclamation marks made the moderation machine cry, it’s true. but this is a special occasion and i’m sorry you had to be put on a time out. continue to exclaim at will.
y’all are responsible for cleaning up the hed-’splosions around my office. I’m sure the janitorial staff will be sending you the bill, post haste. it’s a really bad mess, you guys. srsly.
You noticed too! Yep, teeneh pup wif cookeh da size of hiz mouf. yep. seems like itz a leetle heavy an he can onny pick it up wif delicate canines (punny).
Lucky for us, O No! is here wif her defribomasamecallit, and if we wait our turn, we will come to eiath hamsters tucked in our pockets, and puppy biscuits being waved under our noses (better then burnt feathers, I suppose).
Oh no! This one’s going to have a body count!! (Pins on nurse’s cap and strides off purposefully to convert the mod lounge into a trauma ward. Fetches bandages, , anti-swelling hamster packs, hot chocolate, and puppy foot warmers for those who must be admitted.)
As soon as I saw this picture, I fell into making nonsensical high-pitched noises and heard myself squealing “wook at de widdle puppeh and dat treat is like half de size of him!!…” before I fainted from the cuteness.
Sunny, if they let me out of the Moderation Lounge, i shall post a flag to indicate your need for rescue by appropriate CO personnel. Apparently, *hangs head in shame* I am not appropriate.
but you do bring up a very important housekeeping note. now how do i put this delicately? ones time in the moderation lounge can be dramatically reduced with a … er … token of supplication, shall we say?
(acceptable tokens include, but are not limited to: cookies, cupcakes, cheesecake, coffee ice cream, creme brulee, donuts, truffles, apple crisp, fudge, flan, pots de creme, carrot cake, caramel anything, dark chocolate, raspberry terrine, and gummy worms. and junior mints. oh yeah and those meltaways with the little white dots.)
True! If you hold in a squee, rainbow glitter will eventually explode out of your ears & mouth. Trust me, I’m certified. Or was that certifiable?!?
They’re coming to take me away, ha ha hee hee ho ho!
While I appreciate the biscuit I vote for something else to compare size – can we get a coffee cup or a human hand or possibly a ruler in there? I wanna see what I’m workin’ with here…
awwwwwwwwww
Double awwwwwwwwwww!
That biscuit is almost as big as he is!
Was just logging in to say the SAME thing. Ah, the cuteness!
SQUEEEE x 10000000!!
OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *ded*
I can think of at least four parts of this baby that need a COXCU.
those ear flops are BEGGING for one.
@ Theresa: I thought you were *ded*?????
*applies defribriwhatevermagator*
Aaaaaaaargh, Zombie!Theresa! Run away!
Puuuuuppppppppppiiiiiiieeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz . . . Puuuuuppppppppppiiiiiiieeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz . . .
(shambling and lurching stiffly and clumsily)
Ummmm… uhhhhh… okay…?
Two things I never associated, zombies & cute LOL!
@ Theresa: like THEES???????
(insert previous *zombie* baby rat pic here)
My, one of those zombies … isn’t … wearing very much. She also looks pretty fit, as zombies go.
ANYWAY.
Did I mention SMALL?
So.. prosh.. can hardly.. comment.. X___X
OMIGOD. I ABOUT DIED.
sorry, my right brain failed shortly after viewing as it couldn’t make sense of this picture. *explodey*
TEENY TINY PUPPY!
TEEEEEEENNNNNNYYYYYY TIIIIIINNNNNNYYYYY PUPPPPPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ded]
[sigh] Guess my (excessive) use of exclamation points ticked off the Mod Monster. I’ll go wait in the Moderation Lounge. [slinks off meekly]
pauvrecita victoreia.
Your puppeh/kitteh/klepto ways dun’ caught up wit’cha
I’ll help you with your Pouting.
*sulks*
[sniff] Still in Mod…… Should I send cupcakes to Sharpy?
yes.
you can come out now. exclamation marks made the moderation machine cry, it’s true. but this is a special occasion and i’m sorry you had to be put on a time out. continue to exclaim at will.
Oh, GOODY! Thankingyouverymuch!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I want.
That has to be a Chi-hua-hua pup. Looks so much like our baby, (who
is now 6 years old.) Sniff!
same here! bunny is a rat+huahua and about 9 months old.
[driving out of town so i can squee without her hearing.]
Oh my goodness! I think I just esploded. That is the most delicious looking pup and biscuit I’ve ever seen.
In fact, that sounds like a new dish — pup and biscuit with extra cute sauce. Yum!
So with six we’d get egg rolls?
Beeep and boop and snuggle!
AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh (tails off into faint whimpers)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ker BOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! steppy is ded
wants to snuggle that bitalicious puppy wuppy
*applies defribriwhatevermagator….*
And if you don’t squee at this adorable video of the new giraffe calf at the Santa Barbara Zoo, the left side of your brain won’t speak to you.
Those eyes! What a cutie patootie!!
He is a squeeegal!
I think it is a baby beagle See size of paws…
oh good god… my mouth actually fell open…
y’all are responsible for cleaning up the hed-’splosions around my office. I’m sure the janitorial staff will be sending you the bill, post haste. it’s a really bad mess, you guys. srsly.
I believe that Goose, the Italian Greyhound in Meg’s household,
is in charge of making those reimbursements/ refunds….
[shifty eyes]
Can we have a new rule of cuteness? Trying to eat a treat/cookie that is half the size of your head = cute!
You noticed too! Yep, teeneh pup wif cookeh da size of hiz mouf. yep. seems like itz a leetle heavy an he can onny pick it up wif delicate canines (punny).
Heez shy too.
squeeeeeeuuuuugh…ack…ugh…ahhhhhh
ded. ded from zee cute.
(sigh)
*waits for Theresa and Steppy to resuscitate,
so a defibriwhatevermagator will be available*
OMS! To infinity, fer shure!!!!
*pops pup and biscuit in mouf and walks away….*
as good as it looks!
I have no words to describe how adorable that is…except…squee! <3
co has killed off all its readers with too much cuteness!!
Lucky for us, O No! is here wif her defribomasamecallit, and if we wait our turn, we will come to eiath hamsters tucked in our pockets, and puppy biscuits being waved under our noses (better then burnt feathers, I suppose).
[curtseys with 1950s elegance in appreciation]
Here’s another new rule of cuteness: If looking at a post makes you smile so big it causes a muscle cramp in your cheeks…is cute.
and incidentally, IMHO, this isn’t a puppy.
It’s a puppy MOLECULE, being EATEN BY THE biscuit.
That would make it… the Cookie Monster!
How is such cuteness even possible?
It’s so SMALL! And … and … SMALL!!!! And did I mention SMALL?
Um, no, I don’t think you did…..
….not YET, anyway….
(assumes a fraudulently innocent facial expression, a la Eddie Haskell, of
“You look LOVELY today, Mrs. Cleaver” fame ….)
O__O
Oh no! This one’s going to have a body count!! (Pins on nurse’s cap and strides off purposefully to convert the mod lounge into a trauma ward. Fetches bandages, , anti-swelling hamster packs, hot chocolate, and puppy foot warmers for those who must be admitted.)
I know how to make I.V.’s! Whadda ya think—piña colada or mojito flavor? Or maybe creme brûlée to make Sharpy happy?
yessssssss! but make sure those little accents don’t clog the flow.
Squeeeeeeeeee! What appropriate language we at CO have developed.
As soon as I saw this picture, I fell into making nonsensical high-pitched noises and heard myself squealing “wook at de widdle puppeh and dat treat is like half de size of him!!…” before I fainted from the cuteness.
Sunny, if they let me out of the Moderation Lounge, i shall post a flag to indicate your need for rescue by appropriate CO personnel. Apparently, *hangs head in shame* I am not appropriate.
oh, you weren’t inappropriate in any way!
but you do bring up a very important housekeeping note. now how do i put this delicately? ones time in the moderation lounge can be dramatically reduced with a … er … token of supplication, shall we say?
(acceptable tokens include, but are not limited to: cookies, cupcakes, cheesecake, coffee ice cream, creme brulee, donuts, truffles, apple crisp, fudge, flan, pots de creme, carrot cake, caramel anything, dark chocolate, raspberry terrine, and gummy worms. and junior mints. oh yeah and those meltaways with the little white dots.)
“those meltaways with the little white dots”
Nonpareils?
A.k.a. Snowcaps?
are they minty pink and green?
Soooooo, dark chocolate caramel fudge cupcakes will work?
oh be still my beating heart.
ka-THUNK!!!
ka-THUNK!!
I like raspberry terriers too!
oh, at second glance, that’s not what you said…
o.O
that’s okay, i like the vision of a raspberry terrier, perhaps wearing a raspberry beret?
Squeeeee at ∞
OMG eye capsules!!1!11!!1!!!!
What a great name…Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh em gee. What is this mystical beastie?!
It’s a POUS! Puppy Of Unusual Smallness.
Oh great & benevolent Sharpy,
Please, can I come out now?!
*Hands Sharpy raspberry terrine topped with dark chocolate ganache, garnished with gummy worms*
wow now THAT’s a seriously elegant BRIBE!!!
[GRABBY HANDS]
gimmegimmegimmmeee–yes, of course, go where ever you like—OMNOMNOMaa;35jc@)8cja;6^#(phththhh
“I don’t believe they exist.” [is felled by puppeh]
They do! The Brute squad keep ‘em as pets!
Does anyone else have the urge to plop her on the towel and wrap her up like a little burrito? Anyone?
That’s no towel. It’s a FACECLOTH. And a baby facecloth at that.
No! I will NOT squee! I. Will. Not. Squee. Got. To. Fight. It. Ehn.
Don’t hurt yourself now. To quote Shrek: Better out than in.
True! If you hold in a squee, rainbow glitter will eventually explode out of your ears & mouth. Trust me, I’m certified. Or was that certifiable?!?
They’re coming to take me away, ha ha hee hee ho ho!
Back foul temptresses!
(sing-song voice)
somebody’s familiar,
with the residents at the Castle Anthrax!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
That so cute, it was shocking when the picture loaded!
With a big grin, I went, “EEEEEEEE!” Does that count?
I’m squeeeeeeeeeeeing in hypersonic for goggy ears!
*mwah*
(Kees for the round leetle noggin.)
d’aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *splode* he’s all “le cronshe”
ACK !!! (thud)
No, nothing, had no effect on me
Really? [raises skeptical eyebrow]
I thought nothing could be cuter than that video of the baby persian cats a while back.
Ladies and gents…I was DEAD WRONG. *head ‘splode*
I just squeed my pants!
BETTER by far, than “PEE’in’ ” yer pants …..
[wonders whether The Great and Powerful Moderificator Machine will eat my comment or spit it out agin.....]
ah! that is one adorable pup!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *faints*
Howzat one go again? “If an everyday small object makes you look small, it’s cute”?
I think it applies to this little squeezy toy.
What happened to my comment? I was the very first person to comment on this post? Am I on a black list?
If you clicked on the picture itself the first time, you might have found a stealth page. (I just discovered that……)
Yep, apparently we can now post comments directly to the photo, and not just the page with the narrative.
Thanks everyone. I just clicked on the picture and there was my comment, and the six others on that page. Hahahaha.
So much for that.
hahaha
too cute – the topic is just right xD
If your snack is almost as big as you, it’s cute.
So tiny!
I thought I could handle the cute. nope. I’m ded.
“YOU CAN”T HANDLE the ” (etc)…..
(See: Jack Nicholson quotations)
Well, if no one’s going to claim those ears…… {places pupper on toast point and delicately nibbles ears}
Has no-one figured out the obvious?! It’s an alien invader in disguise, and he’s come out our brainsaAAAAAUGH!!!
…
…
While I appreciate the biscuit I vote for something else to compare size – can we get a coffee cup or a human hand or possibly a ruler in there? I wanna see what I’m workin’ with here…
OMG…..
puppuccino with biscotti !!! squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
A+ x 7000!!!!!
Such a prosh leetle morsel! Awwn.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies of cuteness induced seizure*