THIS JUST IN: A French Bulldog Morsel

Will you please check out this muzzlepowshe-hanging-over-the-jeans-action:

Chauntelle Z. just welcomed “Olive” into her home. Nicely done!

68 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Paula says:

    I love a puploaf, whatever the flavor.

  2. Kar says:

    I think he had ear transplants from a rabbit. They look perfect for nomming, bet they taste delicious.

  3. Theresa says:

    WOW

  4. Theresa says:

    Marble poundcake!

  5. Nikki says:

    Olive is as cute as a button! The wrinkles around her nose are adorable. But she does look a little like Yoda…

  6. Francesca says:

    Finally.
    After all the perusing and enjoying and awwing at the adorableness, FINALLY.

    I UNDERSTAND.

    I am DEAD FROM THE CUTE.

    That is one unfairly cute puppy. I feel it should apologize to all other puppies out there for the unfairness. HOW CAN THEY COMPETE!

  7. Paul says:

    I think, with those ears, Olive can hear pudding.

  8. 260Oakley says:

    Yup, I knew it. That delectable French pastry went straight to my thighs.

  9. (The Original) Mel says:

    Brindle lap-warmers never go out of style. Brindle matches everything.

    • Redscylla says:

      In theory I agree with this fashion maxim. In principle, I find myself in meetings surreptitiously picking stray brindle hairs from my clothes…

  10. tracylee says:

    oh, don’t mind me… I’m just gonna be over here *chomp* nomming on these ears *nibble* for awhile.
    carry on.
    *nosh*

    • Colonel Jenna says:

      That does it. My Little Fat Dog Deke has *much* cuter ears. I must go home and nom on his ears tonight. I’ve never had the nerve since we got him but this photo has whetted my appetite.

      • tracylee says:

        aw man, little fat dog ears are the best.

      • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

        Colonel Jenna: hence, the term “appetizers” ….:)

      • Noelegy says:

        Deke? DEKE?! Great dog name!!

        • Sharpy says:

          that’s funny. i know a guy named deke who had a dog named Jackie Starr.

        • Colonel Jenna says:

          I cannot take credit for Deke’s name — I am apparently his third owner. And Last Owner! Because NO-ONE is getting my Little Fat Dog and his nummy-wummy nommable ears away from me! I don’t think Deke had ever had his ears nommed before but I tried it last night and I’m going to have to do this often. (surreptitiously spits out another dog hair.)

  11. Anna H. says:

    I have a kitten with her coloration! Her name is Olive, too!

  12. Kathy says:

    So warm and cozy

  13. Gigi (the original one) says:

    One of my cats will do this any chance she gets.
    She will plant herself on my extended legs and fall asleep and then my legs will fall asleep and she won’t move! If I try to pick her up to move her she will hold on to my pants leg (and the skin) with her claws!
    What can I do, I have no choice, I have to stay sitting on the couch and not do the house work. That’s the right thing to do isn’t it?

    • ScoutsMom says:

      Gigi, this happens to me all the time, too. If the phone rings, I can’t answer it. If the remote control is too far to reach, I just have to suffer and watch the same channel. Nothing can disturb a napping cat on the lap.

      • victoreia says:

        Not laundry, either. Burning chicken–maybe. But only because the cat expects his/her share…….

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

      oh, YAY !!! An ideal opening for one of the Top Three Best Simonscat entries.
      If you don’t know it already, may you enjoy it as thoroughly as I do.

      • Mary (the first) says:

        Thank you! I hadn’t seen that one. So perfect. My cat does this too.

      • brinnann says:

        I need to show my boyfriend all the Simon’s Cat videos so he can see that mine really isn’t a nutjob, that all cats do weird stuff.

  14. Brandi says:

    YODA babeh!!!! /yoda laugh

  15. gryt says:

    Want.

  16. LisaL says:

    Olive looks like she could be related to my frenchie :D
    SO adorable. Love that content happy grin on that face. I want to nom those ears!

  17. misst says:

    what a sweet little french loaf! my beagle abbie (aka miss puddy) loves to lay like a lump in our laps. she’s like a fat little space heater too. puddy even purrs like a cat and makes little moan/grunt noises when she’s sleepy. love my pud <3

  18. Kristen S. says:

    I didn’t know Frenchies had a brindle color option!

  19. Theresa says:

    She is so compact! She looks like she could fit in a loaf pan, yet she might actually weigh TONS. Like the material of a neutron star. 8O

  20. Agent99 says:

    Chunk-O-Licious

  21. soxfan413 says:

    Prosh.

  22. Vicki says:

    Is being log-shaped one of the rules of cuteness?

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

      If ‘t’aint, it NEEDS ta be ……but wait, then we would
      need a Judges’ Determination, about Yule Logs’ Cuteness or lack thereof ….

  23. Inu Chan says:

    She looks like a guinea pig with a French Bulldog’s head! OMG so cute!

  24. Kim says:

    Being a Beagle-ist, I tend to be more of a fan of velvety pendulous ears … but, Frenchies and Corgis make me think that I COULD maybe possibly like pointy ears.

  25. Misa says:

    Ma chere Olive-
    Tu es tellement mignone! ahhhhh…And I agree about the tortie/bulldogue combo.

  26. Dev says:

    I HAVE A BRINDLE FRENCH BULLDOG NAMED OLIVE TOO!