Seriously, I’ve used a lot of backyard recreational equipment in my time, and this is the worst I’ve ever seen. Slipshod construction, flimsy materials, totally unsuitable for its purpose. First thing tomorrow, this goes back to the store, and I’m never buying another trampoline from those people ever again!
Caveat emptor, Stephanie T.
Looks so melancholy! And spotulent.
Toehawk, I LOVE “spotulent”!
And furthermore it only serves to accentuate the nommulence of this pupster’s leetle rolls, the blorp of it’s belleh. In short, it makes it’s butt look big!
You wanted a “blorp” example, and CO delivered!
Those devious leprechauns of blorpitude have struck again!
(but it wants the Blorp Tag, doesn’t it? or maybe disa-POINted?
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hahaaaaaaaaaaa! I’d want my money back too!
aw, poor sad puppeh! want a biscuit? I’ll give you the whole box if you’ll cheer up, little dude!
Did I do that?
Is it bad that at first glance I thought that was a baby elephant?
Caveat venditor… That look will destroy you and probably put you out of business.
See this notice? Right on the side?
“Intended for puppehs weighing 10 pounds or less”.
If only you were half the dog you are [said in Dr. Phil's voice].
“How’s that workin’ for ya?
“
Bully pulpit collapses under the weight of too much dogma.
Bravo! I have lost count of the punnitude of that comment.
Cute photo: I am particularly fond of the smooshed nose and the oh-so-subtle spots.
That’s what happens when you buy your Splört at IKEA.
saffron,
i snerked out loud at the ikea splort. you’re awesome.
As God is my witness! I thought it was a trampoline!
Awww. Great chub. How unfair that chub is cute on critters, say I!
Indeed.
What is this? Sad Overload? Poor doggie!!!
sir, i pray that you are joking. if you are serious, dog rest your soul. my hands are tied.
To ennyone familiar with Road Runner and Mr. Wile E Coyote:
IT WAS manufactured by the Acme Corporation!!!!
DisaPOINTED!
“Caveat emptor” AND “caveat canis”.
in this case do we have a canis, who didn’t cave his at while he empted?
victoreia says:
January 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Is it bad that at first glance I thought that was a baby elephant?
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LOL, so did I — for realz!
I thought it was a manatee.
I almost wet myself with the elephant comment but I, too, thought…It looks like a manatee.
Kiddie pool: Ur doin it wrong.
hahaha! unclear on the concept?
RE: Hovertext: More bounce to the ounce! Nine minutes of funk!!
PS: Lead balloon ahoy!
Too too funny!!! The look on his face is sooo disappointed!!!! He is so incredibly cute!!!!!
Spots! And they’re such sad, forlorn spots. Poor puppers.
Does anyone realize its a POOL and not a frickin trampoline?
Apparently the pup doesn’t…
No. We’re all clueless. This is, after all, Literal Overload.
Oh wait…
ROFLMBO
well then it’s a good thing the dog is returning it tomorrow.
*like*
- I know… I spend way too much time on Facebook
mmmmmm, face wrinkles!
I’m still waiting for my copy of NTMTOM’s coffee-table book! {taps foot impatiently}. But I *will* try to cheer up this poor disappointed pudgester while I wait (a good snorgle and a diet doggy treat, perhaps?)
Amen, Chloe, Amen… Maybe we should start a support Chub?
I want to nom on those wrinkles!!!!
Is there anything sadder-looking than a sad bulldog?
Alas the pup is analyzing the structure to figure out where it’s integrity was compromised.
Oh crap, this white spotted bulli looks very much like my white spotted bulli!!! And our vet said he’s never seen another like mine! http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u217/a_smallgirl/animules/hoagie096.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31438960&l=185c33850f&id=1548960028
thats him now, his spots arent nearly as dark as your bully’s.
This pup is all like, “Somehow, I get the feeling that this isn’t a trampoline…”
Mama it broke!
In dire need of cuddles…what a Doll!