The Dog Napper

Has caught another one.

And they all catch some Zzzzzz’s, Kina and Michael Y.


  1. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh how cute! His eyes are so decidedidly closed like, “SLAM! I’m ASLEEP mo’fos’!” And he looks so delightedly dusty or something. Like somebody just dragged him across the hardwood floors and picked up dust with him! I’m cracking up over here at this dog.

  2. Hi Queenie! That’s what I do at 5:00 PM Fridays. SLAM! I’m closed for business!

  3. Queen of Dork says:

    Hi Theresa! Me too around 8:00 pm. SLAM!

  4. Lookit his earses! Like a sea lion!

  5. Queen of Dork says:

    Gosh. I have to stop looking at that picture. He’s so cute I want to squish him.

  6. This just made my night! Everybody say it with me now: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

  7. The force is strong with this one . . . Force of gravity, that is. :mrgreen:

  8. Whoa, physics jokes! Remembering t-shirts with slogans like “186,000 mps– It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law,” and pictures of the Milky Way Galaxy with a little arrow saying “You Are Here.” :mrgreen:

  9. “You are here” on a t-shirt of the Milky Way has always been my favorite!

  10. Silent Meow says:

    I haven’t studied physics but I have studied calculus. My favorite calculus t-shirt is the one that says “Friends do not let friends derive drunk.”

  11. Yay for Nerd t-shirts!
    “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.” :mrgreen:

    I just wish there were more arts/humanities type nerd t-shirts. Not that I would ever wear one. *shifty eyes*

  12. There are! I want to get the one that says “Bad grammar makes me (sic).”

  13. Yes, mourn the passing of the Journal of Academic Tshirts. I remember it well from my undergraduate days, back shortly after the earth cooled. The rule was that you couldn’t buy or wear a tshirt from them unless you could explain what was on it.

  14. marsheeeee says:

    My brother was a college professor who taught, among other things, health science. I got him a t-shirt with the Krebs Cycle (look it up) diagram printed on the front. He wore it every time he had the Krebs Cycle on a test. He said the kids never got it.

  15. victoreia says:

    “…shortly after the earth cooled.” *snerk*

  16. PS: BEEP!

  17. HI, Everypeep!
    What a picture!

  18. April's NaNa says:

    Oh, the sweetface ‘lil DARLINK! Boop the nose..nom the ‘lil toebeans…smoosh the ‘lil fold-over earsies GENTLY soze not to wake His Royal Proshness! He(or she) is the kyutest ting on the ‘net this morning! Luv heem!

  19. Stressfactor says:

    Awwww widdle fuzzy pancake! Someone pass the syrup so I can nom on him just a leetle.

  20. Malle Babbe says:

    He looks like a little dollop of puppy!

  21. emmberrann says:

    OK, what kind o’puplet is dis (beyond sleepin’, I mean)? You can here da bebeh snores all da way thru da pic.

  22. (whispers) Hi peeps, this pup is a two month old chow! (tip toes away)

  23. 260Oakley says:

    Sprinkle some crackers on him and call him Chow-der. Or give him a wig and call him Chow Mane. (giggling quietly)

  24. “Chow-der”, hee! Shhh, clam up!

  25. Hehehehe Chow Chilli

  26. “Chow-dah! CHOW-DAH!”

  27. Silent Meow says:

    Makes me want to chow down.

    How now brown chow?

  28. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:


  29. Queen of Dork says:

    Toe beans. Toe beans. I kind of have the urge to nibble on something…

  30. Queen of Dork says:

    (whispers) boop. boop. bippity bing. (tip-toes away) ssssshhhhhhh.

  31. Queen of Dork says:

    (also and still whispering) the cheeks are splayed atop the toe beaned paws. *gulp*

  32. TrixandSam says:

    The pupperazzi are everywhere!

  33. cubbybutt says:

    smorshing into the floor

  34. (The Original) Mel says:

    I spy something blorpulent.

  35. Silent Meow says:

    This puppeh looks like just how I feel after plowing through a two-hour Braille lesson.


    (Coffee mug full of coffee falls out of hand and to the floor.)

  36. Martha in Washington says:

    I want to gently pick him up, place him where my pillow usually is and go back to bed to rest my head on his adorable softness!

  37. Martha in Washington says:

    Oh, and…No “Honk-shu” tag?

  38. I can’t find the honk-shu tag! Maybe it’s gone under cover.

  39. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (whisperingk) “I think what ye’re lookin’ fer, is actually called ‘Sleppy’!”

  40. Bingo. :)

  41. Teho! Is that really you? How the heck are you treating the poor Army?

  42. Yesss! O NO HSID wins the prize! (sorry Theo, your entry did not meet eligible standards due to prior affiliation with the sponsor. Judge’s decision is final. And assumes no responsibility for damage or injuries.)
    The rest of you may go home now.
    Tune in again tomorrow, for, Guess That Tag!
    Guten Tag!

  43. :P I never said it was!

  44. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    aw shucks.
    (blushing shyly)

  45. Well done. Anyway, “Bingo” is just wrong. AND it’s not a tag. :-)

  46. What a cutie pie!! I can’t stop looking at this sweetie. Such a snuggly pup.

  47. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    That thar is tha’ sleepiest crittur, whut evair walked thisy’ere Earth …..

  48. Silent Meow says:

    Any sleepier and he’d fall right through the floor!

  49. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Oh the sweet little puppy, I want to curl up around him and just stay there forever!

  50. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Why is the moderatatorbot holding my previous comment prisoner?

  51. I couldn’t help it. I would have to put a little blanket on this guy, make sure he was completely comfy. I would, of course, in the process ‘accidentally’ boop the nose.

  52. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *accidentally* = *allegedly* :)

  53. Oh yes, I forgot. “Boop!”

  54. Oh,I sure hope they find the pup-inflater by the time sweetum’s eyes open!

  55. Silent Meow says:

    Pup-inflater. Could that be food, perhaps?

  56. Queen of Dork says:

    You guys! I just adopted a cat! I love him. He’s beautiful, black and white with gigantic paws and a white stripe right down the bridge of his nose. His eyes are green. They estimate him to be about 3 years old. I named him Albert. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE him! My daughter and I went to the pet store and bought him tons of toys and food and a water and food bowl. I’m so happy! Yay for Albert!

  57. Yay! Adopted pets are completely awesome! *little boop for Albert*

  58. Queen of Dork says:

    Thanks for the boop Jimbeaux! Albert is settling in. He’s sniffing everything and rubbing his scent on every possible surface. He’s SO COOL!!!

  59. While kittens are utterly adorable, I prefer adopting older cats because fewer people want them. Also, older cats don’t pounce on your toes full claws out at 5 AM every morning for over year. Hurray for older adopted kitties! Hurray for Albert and his Queen!

  60. Silent Meow says:

    Thanks for the heads up on that! Since my fiance wants to get a kitten, I’ll have to go to sleep wearing steel-toed boots!

  61. Tell Dante that!

  62. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Long live the Queen and her Prince Albert!

  63. [insert brassy trumpety announcement sound here] doo-doo-DOOO!

    yayyyyy, albert! congratulations for winning the lottery!

    a little green-eyed herself, sharpy.

  64. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “HIP, HIP, HURRAY!!!!”
    “Three Cheers for Albert and the Queen and the Princess of Dork!!!”

  65. kibblenibble says:

    Albert is a lucky guy. Good for you, Queen!

  66. (The Original) Mel says:

    Congratulations on your new anipal.

  67. Queen of Dork says:

    Thanks! :) It was so funny when we got him. He turned his back and just sat there igonoring us. (I think he may have even rolled his eyes at us). And I told my daughter, “yep. That one.” I wish I could have taken them all.

  68. 260Oakley says:

    I’m sure the prince will be happy to receive your tributes and service… at His royal pleasure (and not a minute sooner).

    Three cheers for Queenie, kind to peeps and pets!

  69. BIG YAY! Welcome, Albert!!!!

  70. “And the living room shall henceforth be known as the Prince Albert Hall…”

    Congratulations, Queen!

  71. Please don’t let it be as hot as the Albert Hall (fanning self furiously)

  72. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh, you guys are SO sweet! I was actually naming him after the cat my mom got when I was five and who I grew up with. His name was Fat Albert after the TV cartoon, (but the eventual full title came to be Fat Albertino Bullwinkle Turner the First and Everlasting Majesty. That’s what me and my sister named him) but PRINCE Albert is a great name, too. :)

  73. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    wow the Royal Name was pretty impressive!!!

  74. BULLWINKLE, yo. :lol:

  75. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “Watch me pull a rabbit, outta ma hat :)

  76. SamKitty would be sooo proud. Congrats to you, the prince & the princess.

    By the way… WE WANT PHOTOS. Kthxby

  77. Silent Meow says:

    I often get sleepy like this after a big meal.

    Now I know why this puppeh got so sleepy!

    Chow ate some chow.

  78. Silent Meow says:

    Is the chow down after he chowed down?

  79. :-D

  80. Silent Meow says:

    Dog gone it, this dog is gone…to sleep!

  81. Silent Meow says:

    Ok, ok, ok, I think I’ll give the dog/chow puns a rest for a while. LOL!

  82. don't press the button, ted says:

    i want to BEEP him on the nose! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

  83. silverlin says:

    Gorgeous little puppeh! About t-shirts…the website
    has some terrific ones on all kinds of subjects. They also
    carry bumper stickers, buttons, posters, caps, mugs, etc.
    One of the bumper stickers is mine. It reads “Different is not
    another word for wrong”. They still have the t-shirt of the Milky
    Way with “You are here” on it, too.

  84. snorglepup says:

    I too have a new member of the family.
    At 9 wks old, she’s already a hefty ball of fluff. Half Golden, half Great White Pyrenees. I would love to post a picture, but alas, I lack the geek gene…
    The sad part my peeps, is she has no name! (insert sad face here.)
    We call her lots of names, but nothing sticks. If I don’t get help soon, she’ll be 100 lbs and still be called “Puppy”.

  85. Congrats! How exciting. I’m thinking she’s going to be ginormous, so perhaps a mountain name, or something Alpine like Heidi. Or you could go the other route and name her Tiny!

  86. Queen of Dork says:

    Oh, I love Heidi! Or maybe Pippi Dog Stocking. :) I’m so very happy for you!

  87. snorglepup says:

    Thank you! Being the first-born of her litter, I wanted to call her “Bleen”. My kids vetoed that. Schmoopie-oopie, cutsie-pooper pants names have also been voted out. Tough crowd…

  88. How about “Bug”? That got vetoed in favor of “Ziva” (the Mossad assassin/liaison on “NCIS”) for my now-15-week-old Shiba Inu. Or “Doozer” — Cotterpin was a female Doozer on Fraggle Rock… :) Good luck!

  89. 260Oakley says:

    Golden and Pyrenees? She going to want to keep her “flock” together so she can love them to death!

  90. snorglepup says:

    She is showing an interest in herding and retrieving cats.

  91. That sounds like the kind of baby my mom calls “a lead balloon.”

  92. snorglepup says:

    My first time awaiting moderation.
    Is there a lounge?

  93. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    It’s called the Snickering Lounge.

  94. snorglepup says:

    Yay! Drinks all around!
    Shhhh. Don’t wake the puppy!

  95. oh man, all I want to do is chew on those ear flaps!

  96. Proshness! Must … snorgle …

  97. little drummer dog says:

    soooooo cute!


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