You’re On Notice, Mister!

“All right, Tom Nom, or whatever your name is, I’m on to your game! You like to make us animals look stupid by putting silly words in our mouths!

“Well, that garbage stops right now, pencil-neck! I’m putting on my stern face to warn you that if you pull that with me, I’ll monkey fusebox your argyle butterbean frackety garble bibbity-bobbity-boo!”

And the moral, Nieske V., is: Don’t annoy a writer.

99 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Redscylla says:

    I think this is the dog I saw in the news that was raised by a rabbit. Hence the powerful disapproval.

  2. Another Susan says:

    I thought the same thing only waised by a wabbit.

  3. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    Don’t mess with the little hybrids! They always have a hidden agenda (read alt-text!).

  4. GingerBean says:

    Serious dog is serious. “argyle butterbean” LOL!

  5. JBC says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! I was having my own grouchy and disapproving morning until I read this. Now I’m all monkey fusebox pooterpants. Thanks, “NOM TOM.”

  6. Malinki says:

    May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

  7. Theresa says:

    What EESS EET?

  8. Mariesa says:

    Does anyone know what the mix of this guy is?

  9. Kar says:

    Reminds me of when Bugs or Daffy would have arguments with the animators in the old WB cartoons. Word to the wise, the guys without erasers (or edit buttons) never won.

  10. Metz says:

    *snicker* pooterpants.
    Now I’m gonna go through the rest of the day with a goofy grin and inward giggle at the image of this lil’ grouchy pooterpants. Thanks TOM NOM! Heh, I love it when I have a good reason to make people wonder about me. Mwhwaahahha!

  11. AuntieBellum says:

    Bahahahaha!

    Tom Nom (or whatever his name is) has been monkey fuseboxing our argyle butterbeans all along. We’ve just never noticed. :mrgreen:

  12. Berg says:

    JUST what I needed on this gray rainy day–thanks, TOMNOM! I shall think of you that way henceforward…

  13. occula says:

    This guy exemplifies SO many rules of cuteness I don’t even know where to gammon and spinach my gumboot plaintains.

    • Lucy's Mommeh says:

      Solar prestige a gammon. cool car kyrie key salmon.
      Herring molasses abounding.
      Common lap kitch sardine a poor floundin.

  14. Spigeldy gibbets marfle snarfle… Harr Harr!

  15. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    How ’bout “Grouchy McGrouchersons” ???

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      also: wherefore esta, El “Disa-POINTED”, or “Disapproval”!!! Tag ??

      • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

        Le “YAY!”

        Los Editors have added Le Tag.
        “The Crowd goes wild in the stands.”

  16. belphebe says:

    “don’t annoy a writer” Ah yes, words of wisdom. I don’t get mad anymore when I have a bad experience dealing with someone in retail or encounter grouchy people. Instead, I smile at them and think: “You’re going in my novel, and your death will be exceedingly painful!”

    I think Mr. Grumpy Pants here just needs a hug and a treat or two. I volunteer!

    • bookmonstercats says:

      How therapeutic, @bel. I shall start writing THE novel (you know the one – it lives inside of you just waiting until you have time to sit down and write it) immediately just for that purpose.

  17. skippymom says:

    Aggle flaggle klabble! Blaggle plabble! Wumby flappy? Snurp.

  18. Gracie's Mom says:

    Zamboni Hamster Pooterpants!

    I love it!

  19. Yaya says:

    He looks eerily like Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men”.

    You can’t handle the truth!

  20. kzgz says:

    “SURELY you jest, sir.”

    (I would guess he’s some sort of Tibetan spaniel, maybe?)

  21. (The Original) Mel says:

    This should be a rule of cuteness. When a small, fluffy animal with a five-head makes a frowny-face it’s cute.

  22. Shaz says:

    Is this a pug-hua? A Chihuapug?

  23. mctwin says:

    Okay, I’m taking predictions! Which of TOM NOM’s new words will strike a fancy in the mainstream and be added to the official dictionary FIRST? I’m voting “pooterpants”!

  24. Rumi says:

    mctwin says:
    January 14, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Okay, I’m taking predictions! Which of TOM NOM’s new words will strike a fancy in the mainstream and be added to the official dictionary FIRST? I’m voting “pooterpants”!
    ___________________________

    Seconded! :)

  25. Caramel says:

    I’ve never seen such a lovely shade of disapproval.

  26. katz says:

    Disapproval rating: 4/5

  27. Soraya says:

    judging u so hard right now

  28. meggy says:

    bibbity bobbity bite

  29. marthava says:

    He looks British. I can just see him in tails and a bowler or top hat at the royal wedding in April.

  30. Queen of Dork says:

    Okay. I must confess that I haven’t read all of the comments yet but I’m sure that someone else, like me, got a HUGE kick out of “argyle butterbean frackety garble bippity, boppity-boo” I sooooooo would like to say that to my boss one day at work. At least the last part. “You want me to finish that report by yesterday?! Well! Bippity, boppity-boo to you I say, SIR!

  31. Theresa says:

    PS: BEEP!

  32. Chris says:

    Serious Business Puppeh says: Stuff got serious…

  33. thelittlemyrmidon says:

    This is a look of “stern reproach” if I ever saw one.

  34. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    That will put marzipan in your pie-plate, Bingo!

  35. sheri says:

    I had a dog that looked just like this “Bilko” when I was a kid—he was a peke/dashund–so smart he knew every trick we ever saw—

  36. Angel says:

    THAT is the definition of “attitude”!

  37. Gordon says:

    Looks a bit like Bill Murray…

  38. BigSwami says:

    Looks a lot like Red Foreman.

    http://i.imgur.com/8ziuc.gif