No You Cannot Go Out!

Remember what happened last time?

You got banned from the zoo, the dry cleaners, and that cat will likely, um, EAT YOU.

Let’s not even mention the duck pond incident, Baxter.

44 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Kathryn says:

    Man, Baxter’s Pad is rockin, I bet the interior is even more amazing!

    • Berg says:

      I imagine that there’s a disco ball inside Baxter’s pad, along with plenty o’ catnip for when guests drop by.

  2. Mil says:

    I wanna scoop it up and SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

  3. moi says:

    What an ANERABLE li’l ball o’ floof! WANTY MCWANTERSONS!!!

    • Dash says:

      Wee Ducklettes always look like they have just misbehaved and are hoping it won’t be discovered. It’s the look right before you hear mom’s voice, “Baxter Andrew Michael Matthew McDuckersons! You come here right this minute!”

  4. Mudbug says:

    Kitteh sez : “I leek uh…. like you!”

  5. joods says:

    baxter I’m in love with your fuzzy-wuzzy, floofyness.

  6. Dash says:

    How ’bout an “Impending Doom” tag???

  7. Lewis n' Clark says:

    love the colorful collar the kitteh is rockin’ – see the large HOUNDStooth part of it? (too many species, not enough time)

  8. Mel says:

    Dude, there’s a kittens tag but not a birds one on this post? FOR SHAME!

  9. chanpon says:

    Baxter = best name for floofy duckling ever!

  10. victoreia says:

    Cat: Why is my dinner on the other side of the window?
    Duckling: [oblivious]

  11. Katey says:
  12. Martha in Washington says:

    Cat: “Candy gram for Duckling!”
    Duckling: “Oohh, Duckling love candy!”

    NO! Duckling, don’t open the door!

    • tracylee says:

      *knock-knock*
      Baxter: [not opening the door] Yes?
      Voice: (mumbling) Baxxxterrrr?
      Baxter: What?
      Voice: (mumbling) Baxxxterrrr?
      Baxter: Who is it?
      Voice: [pause] Flowers.
      Baxter: Flowers for whom?
      Voice: [long pause] Plumber, sir.
      Baxter: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever cat, aren’t you?
      Voice: [pause] Candygram.
      Baxter: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the cat, and you know it.
      Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
      Baxter: A dolphin? Well…okay. [opens door]

      yeeeeaaauuuggghhhh!

      • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

        most excellent SNL recap.

        Who ELSE remembers (firsthand, not via Youtube) the
        Original Not Ready for Primetime Players???

        • StormCat42 says:

          *holds up hands* I wasn’t allowed to stay up that late, so I had to sneak and watch… But I remember it!!! John Belushi playing the Ninja (can’t remember the name), Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy’s character, Jane Curtain’s female newscaster, etc… What great talent there was in that show!!

          • Gigi (the original one) says:

            I don’t think he had a name, he was just the Samurai Chef. My favorite was always the Land Shark!

        • Mudbug says:

          My hand is up too !!! cheeseburgercheeseburgercheeseburger,
          Pepsi, CHIPS !

        • Martha in Washington says:

          Count me in–I’m Chevy Chase and you’re not.

        • Lewis n' Clark says:

          and don’t forget the Bassomatic!

  13. Steven13 says:

    Looks like that duck is on guard patrol.

  14. Winston says:

    Cat looking at his future dinner?

  15. gizmo says:

    There’s a Far Side cartoon in here somewhere

  16. Amber says:

    That is an adorable set of cuteness. I can’t decide which I want to snuggle, the duckling or the cat!

    The cat either looks hungry or has the expression of someone being stalked by a baby duck. I put my vote on the stalking.

  17. Kar says:

    Awww. Poor kitty. Stuck on the patio with a cardboard box while the duckling flaunts his wall to wall carpeting.

    On the other hand, he bears a large resemblence to Sylvester.

  18. Noelegy says:

    CUTE KITTY!!!

    (Um, there’s a duck in the photo?)

  19. Mary (the first) says:

    Maybe I’m naive but I don’t see evidence of stalking. Baxter (cat) looks pretty well fed. I think he’s just looking in at duckling and wondering why he has to be put out into the cold (“pad” notwithstanding) while duckling gets to be in. Poor Baxter.

  20. RosiePosie says:

    Ducky McDuckersons there DOES look like he’s pouting about not being able to go play with teh kitteh. Obviously no one has told him that some cat foods do come in duck flavor.

  21. baby birdie says:

    The cat is all like, “Mmmmm, duck sounds good for dinner tonight. Let’s see, how can I trick him into coming out?” :D

  22. vw-chan says:

    Aahhh, noodle incidents…. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoodleIncident

    Always awesome.

  23. Flutterby says:

    Not just a cardboard box, that’s probably his tardis.

  24. monime says:

    So, does no one else wonder why there is a little ducky in the appartment? Like, there has to be a story here…