No You Cannot Go Out!

Remember what happened last time?

You got banned from the zoo, the dry cleaners, and that cat will likely, um, EAT YOU.

Let’s not even mention the duck pond incident, Baxter.



  1. Man, Baxter’s Pad is rockin, I bet the interior is even more amazing!

  2. I wanna scoop it up and SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

  3. What an ANERABLE li’l ball o’ floof! WANTY MCWANTERSONS!!!

  4. Kitteh sez : “I leek uh…. like you!”

  5. baxter I’m in love with your fuzzy-wuzzy, floofyness.

  6. How ’bout an “Impending Doom” tag???

  7. Lewis n' Clark says:

    love the colorful collar the kitteh is rockin’ – see the large HOUNDStooth part of it? (too many species, not enough time)

  8. Dude, there’s a kittens tag but not a birds one on this post? FOR SHAME!

  9. Baxter = best name for floofy duckling ever!

  10. victoreia says:

    Cat: Why is my dinner on the other side of the window?
    Duckling: [oblivious]

  11. Martha in Washington says:

    Cat: “Candy gram for Duckling!”
    Duckling: “Oohh, Duckling love candy!”

    NO! Duckling, don’t open the door!

  12. you beat me to it! good work. 🙂

  13. Looks like that duck is on guard patrol.

  14. Cat looking at his future dinner?

  15. *knock-knock*
    Baxter: [not opening the door] Yes?
    Voice: (mumbling) Baxxxterrrr?
    Baxter: What?
    Voice: (mumbling) Baxxxterrrr?
    Baxter: Who is it?
    Voice: [pause] Flowers.
    Baxter: Flowers for whom?
    Voice: [long pause] Plumber, sir.
    Baxter: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever cat, aren’t you?
    Voice: [pause] Candygram.
    Baxter: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the cat, and you know it.
    Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
    Baxter: A dolphin? Well…okay. [opens door]


  16. 260Oakley says:

    Yup, he’s guarding the purrrimeter.

  17. There’s a Far Side cartoon in here somewhere

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Seconding that vote!!!

  19. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    most excellent SNL recap.

    Who ELSE remembers (firsthand, not via Youtube) the
    Original Not Ready for Primetime Players???

  20. That is an adorable set of cuteness. I can’t decide which I want to snuggle, the duckling or the cat!

    The cat either looks hungry or has the expression of someone being stalked by a baby duck. I put my vote on the stalking.

  21. Awww. Poor kitty. Stuck on the patio with a cardboard box while the duckling flaunts his wall to wall carpeting.

    On the other hand, he bears a large resemblence to Sylvester.

  22. Wee Ducklettes always look like they have just misbehaved and are hoping it won’t be discovered. It’s the look right before you hear mom’s voice, “Baxter Andrew Michael Matthew McDuckersons! You come here right this minute!”

  23. Oh now you’re just pecking at crumbs…

  24. StormCat42 says:

    *holds up hands* I wasn’t allowed to stay up that late, so I had to sneak and watch… But I remember it!!! John Belushi playing the Ninja (can’t remember the name), Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy’s character, Jane Curtain’s female newscaster, etc… What great talent there was in that show!!

  25. My hand is up too !!! cheeseburgercheeseburgercheeseburger,
    Pepsi, CHIPS !

  26. CUTE KITTY!!!

    (Um, there’s a duck in the photo?)

  27. Mary (the first) says:

    Maybe I’m naive but I don’t see evidence of stalking. Baxter (cat) looks pretty well fed. I think he’s just looking in at duckling and wondering why he has to be put out into the cold (“pad” notwithstanding) while duckling gets to be in. Poor Baxter.

  28. Hey, don’t be so quack to judge. I get the feline that we might need an “Impending Interspecies Snorgling” tag.

  29. I love the angle of the ears! Really itching to pounce!!!

  30. me too! Rosannarosannadanna!

  31. Ducky McDuckersons there DOES look like he’s pouting about not being able to go play with teh kitteh. Obviously no one has told him that some cat foods do come in duck flavor.

  32. Wowza. That’s more than even Oakley usually gets into one comment.

    ……now that I look, it’s only two, but that was my initial reaction.

  33. I imagine that there’s a disco ball inside Baxter’s pad, along with plenty o’ catnip for when guests drop by.

  34. I think, for me, nothing will ever beat 260O’s “Nosefuratu” comment.
    All in one word. Sheesh!

  35. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I don’t think he had a name, he was just the Samurai Chef. My favorite was always the Land Shark!

  36. baby birdie says:

    The cat is all like, “Mmmmm, duck sounds good for dinner tonight. Let’s see, how can I trick him into coming out?” 😀

  37. I’m picturing putty-tat pulling out one of those circular glass cutters right about now.

  38. Martha in Washington says:

    Count me in–I’m Chevy Chase and you’re not.

  39. Lewis n' Clark says:

    and don’t forget the Bassomatic!

  40. Aahhh, noodle incidents….

    Always awesome.

  41. Flutterby says:

    Not just a cardboard box, that’s probably his tardis.

  42. So if he ever regenerates as a marmie….

  43. So, does no one else wonder why there is a little ducky in the appartment? Like, there has to be a story here…