7:35 AM: I overslept! I'd better floor it if I don't want to be late my first day!
8:17 AM: Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!
10:30 AM: I'm on stapler detail. It's actually kind of fun, but I have to jump really hard to get through more than six sheets of paper.
12:32 PM: Only 30 minutes for lunch?! Guess I'm eating at my desk, grr...
3:52 PM: "Move this!" "File that!" "Bring me my pen!" "Paint the break room!" They sure keep a girl busy around this place, don't they?
9:26 PM: Another day, another dollar, I suppose... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Welcome to the working week, Sarah S.