Ehw. Mah. Gah. Check Out the Goth Chick

“Look, sweetie, I don’t know how they do things over at Edgar Allan Poe High School, or wherever you transferred from, but if you want to join the Slipperette Spirit Squad you need to get out of that funk and show some spunk!”

“Fer shure! So lose the Elvira-Queen-of-the-Dork eye shadow, pin those ears up, and let’s see some cartwheels!”


They’re so cruel when they’re cool, Kindall D.

59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. missjackie says:

    Poor bunneh. Life’s so hard when you’re so adoralabuhls.. ^_^

  2. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Didn’t anyone tell the mfrs of the Slippers,
    that Bunnehs DISAPPROVE of everything? Those bunneh slippers are HAPPY !!!

    • brinnann says:

      The memo must’ve slipped by them.

      • wuyizidi says:

        No, there’s a major exception clause: they must be happy everyday during the Year of Bun (Chinese new year, it actually starts on Feb 3rd).

        • OMG a year of the Rabbit… we are doomed to the most disapproving year ever,

        • brinnann says:

          Oooohhh, there’s gonna be some SERIOUSLY unhappy-pretending-to-be-happy buns! :shock: I fear we are sure to suffer double-disapproval next year to make up for it.

          • Hon Glad says:

            Well, I was born in the year of the bun (obviously not this year) and I’ve found it more accurate than our zodiacal one. That’s if you could all any of ‘em accurate and I am not at all dissaproving. “What have you got on, did it come from a thrift shop,did you have an argument with your hairdresser and as for that……

      • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

        @ brinnann: “slipped” by them… (giggle)

        @ HonGlad:
        Year/ Tiger, here ….

  3. ElishaB. says:

    Wait, which one is Emo? Elmo? What..? Totally lost the vibe when I saw the pic.
    Bunny just needs to head to my house and he will not even worry about hating life, we’ll hate it to-ge-ther….. Buns rule!

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Smells like bleen spirit

  5. BB/VA says:

    Yay for the hovertext!!!

  6. AF says:

    The bunneh disapproves of your misspelling of Edgar Allan Poe’s name.

  7. debg says:

    NOMTOM, you rock. I needed a good belly laugh this morning. Thx.

  8. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Life…don’t talk to me about life…

  9. Hon Glad says:

    And remember girls, beauty knows no pain, if you want to be a Slipperette, keep smiling, keep smiling :) :)

  10. SoCalSis says:

    “…black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…”

    • Theresa says:

      You made me do it again, didn’t you?

      ” Didn’t see the first bun for about a half an hour. 13-incher. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the ears to the puff. What we didn’t know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, buns come cruisin’, so we formed ourselves into tight groups . . . the idea was: bun comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the bun go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that bun he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a bun… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he disapproves of ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’ . . . “

  11. Kristen S. says:

    I went to Edgar Allan Poe Middle School–true story!

  12. Kirsten says:

    Goth bun says “Please. You two are so fake.”

  13. The evil it burns.

  14. Pam says:

    That’s not a rabbit…it’s Taylor Momsen!

  15. Fluffy says:

    Those slippers actually look haughty. Poor bun. It gets better after high school, I promise.

  16. Jessica says:

    A potential girlfriend for Emo Bun?

  17. Bunny Hop says:

    While Tiffany and Brittany stay in town and marry their jock boyfriends who turn out to be alcoholics, goth bun goes to an ivy league university, becomes a top scientist and will only return to his childhood home town to present its Nobel prize.

  18. Mew mew mew I has a cute says:

    Teen bun angst? Emo buns new girlfriend? Gothic disaprooval bunneh? Grown up cookies and cream bunneh? In fact, I find this post strange because I drew a punk rock bunny in my sketchbook.

  19. Kathleen in Canada says:

    That bunny has the same eyeshadow as my daughter LOL

  20. Holli says:

    Bunny, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!