This Grass Is Making Me Dramatic

Whoa, this stuff is wicked primo, man  … I am, like, so totally mello–OMG BAD TRIP BAD TRIP THE SKY IS MELTING MONSTERS SEA SERPENTS AAAAAAAH!



  1. This looks like a deleted scene from The Exorcist.

  2. skippymom says:

    That is not a real cat, right?

  3. 260Oakley says:

    From Walt Whitman’s little known “Leaves of Gasp”

  4. The cat is kind of cute, but kind of, really, scary, too. I can’t decide.

  5. *Eddie Griffin voice* What is up wit yo eyes? 😯

  6. willendorfVenus says:

    Something about that kitteh just ain’t right.

  7. hahaha… nomnomnom nom… WOAH. That is not regular cat food!

  8. I thought that the monkey riding the pig was the funniest thing ever, but this may top it. One needs adult diapers for this sort of thing :~/

  9. Kitty needs a Zig Zag 🙂

  10. StormCat42 says:

    Kitty needs help!!! Wierd, fer sher…

  11. My cat Betsy will make that noise when she’s chewing her treats and growling at the same time! =D

  12. tim burton cat

  13. looks like maybe the cat is blind? he’s obvs at attention but his eyes don’t focus on anything

  14. Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

  15. My guess is that it’s blind — therefore the headtilt and unfocused eyes while reacting to whatever it’s reacting to. Isn’t it true that blindness is more prevalent in all white kitties?

  16. That kitty is just making sure no one takes his/her grass away from him/her 😆 I raised a three week old kitten and she made that sound when I got too close to her food 😆

    I think we would of heard what that little kitty heard if someone had not put that sound-effect of lightning at the end of the video.

  17. Was the cat really making that strange noise? A little too much nip?

  18. the nomming is dubbed from another video — pretty weird ending though. Not sure if it’s cute or scary.

  19. “Soylent Green is KITTIES?!?!?”

  20. skippymom says:

    Nicely played!

  21. ZING!

  22. skippymom says:

    In fact, I think you win the thread.

  23. cuteoholic-boy says:

    This is not a cat. I don’t know what this weird animal is. The puipls of the eyes are round! That’s not cat, and not cute! 😦

  24. I concur on the win.

  25. I agree.

  26. Cats with worms are not cute. Even if they do get googley-eyed. Poor thing needs a trip to the vet immediately!

  27. hahahahaha…

  28. victoreia says:

    Sgt. Pepper for the win!

  29. victoreia says:

    I think that was more of an “OMIGAWD, what did I just eat?!?!” reaction.

  30. victoreia says:

    How do you know the kitten has worms?

    Cats eat green stuff for more reasons than just to up-chuck. (“Because it’s there” seems to be the main reason in my household….)

  31. omg KUDOS

  32. This cat frightens me. It’s like a mixture of Tim Burton and Dark Crystal. Gives me the willies.

  33. skippymom says:

    My three younger cats are obsessed with grass. When it is not winter, I pick grass and bring it inside to strew on the floor where they have a feast. And yes, at least one of them pukes afterward.

  34. ah-HA! that’s why that cat looks for freaking wrong! it’s been FX’ed somehow (and not just fixed)

  35. gah! typo. “SO” freakin’ wrong…

  36. Awww, shucks!
    (imagine blushing smiley here)

  37. what.the.hell.was.that.

  38. That’s what I was thinking, too.

  39. (The Original) Mel says:

    Ahn. Poor blind kitteh needs cuddles.

  40. Absolute winnage.

  41. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    How rough does a scene need to be, for the editors of “The Exorcist” to pull it???

  42. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    I still say that 2600 is ackshually a punnin’ maCHINE!!!!

  43. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    accurate bit of logique, there, jen!!

  44. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    ….and then they bless you, for your catering!!!

  45. “OMG I think I just ate a bee!”

  46. I’ve had cats who’ve made that noise, especially when they’re young, while they eat. I think it’s like the cats that growl while they eat- it’s like a “don’t bother me while I’m eating!” noise. But that freaky look on his face….never seen that. He’s either blind or someone needs to call a priest. And round pupils…wtf? I hope this doesn’t turn out like the jaw-dropping cat from a few months ago, where it was indicative of an injury.

  47. i found this really cute and funny. hahaha.

  48. Usually, is deafness that is related to all white kittens with blue eyes.
    Some odd-eyes kittens are deaf on the blue eye side and hear on the other side.

  49. God, the nuffing. The cat looks like a scottish fold, which naturally have very round owl-like eyes. No disorder or illness.

    And they’re probably not blind, but just realised they crunched a bug. I would look like that too if I was eating a sandwich and chomped down on a bug. Bad taste.

  50. My cats ate grass just because too. It’s really for any slight stomach issue they have, not just worms.
    I think she might be referring to the pupils, though, which are odd.

  51. Some cats have round pupils, dear. This particular cat is a Scottish fold, I think. You might want to come up with a better explanation than pupil shape to support your claims.

  52. My husband and I started crying this was so picking hilarious – the intro text even more so!

  53. Martha in Washington says:

    “The girl with colitis goes by”
    I hate it when people get the words wrong!

  54. I’ve been trying to find information on some domestic cats having round pupils and so far, I’ve come up with nothing. Maybe I’m not googling it right! 🙂 I did find out that Pallas cats have round pupils indeed but this odd fellow is not a Pallas cat, obviously. I’m quite intrigued!

  55. Agreed! This cat is so Mad Hatter!

  56. That thing is like a live 70’s poster. Poor thing’s probably mortified when they realized that they’re wearing a leash.

    And they’re a cat!

  57. I thought so too…notice kitty’s eyes don’t have the slits normal kitty eyes have. They’re more round, like human pupils.

  58. I’ll concede that something is odd about the pupils, of course.Might have something to do with the dilation, or some odd mutation of the breed.

  59. It’s mandatory in some places for all pets off one’s property be leashed. Alternatively the owner doesn’t want their cat getting lost or stolen. It’s not that odd.

  60. and they’re not in the 70’s!

  61. Bat-Snake says:

    He licked his chops with the dramatic look.
    “My Felis…that was grass was cosmic…”

  62. I dunno, FOR freaking wrong works too. Mebbe that’s why the eyes go loony tunes? 🙂

  63. Do Scottish folds kittehs usually have those cheekbones, for lack of a better word? There’s something weird to its face beyond the eyes.

  64. Yeah…. Kind of looks like it was edited digitally and altered to “improve” the effect.

  65. victoreia says:


  66. Hmm freaky video. The entire thing looks off to me. The shape of the tail looks much more ferret like than cat like. The eyes themselves are weird as heck. Aside from the eyes, the facial structure around the eyes if very very strange. The way the eyes are set in the face plus the bottom of the eyesockets and around the nose… seem off? I’m gonna have nightmares!

  67. No, that´s deafness not blindness, and it´s mostly in white cats with blue eyes. Other colour eyed white cats normally see fine. It´s a genetic thing where the white colour fur gene and blue eye colour gene together tend to cause deafness.

  68. That was bloody scary. ;O

  69. Wait, really?! (head tilit) It’s not “Kaleidescope eyes”? Colitis? I always thought it was about a girl with eyes reflecting the many colors in the sky. Oh, and drugs.

  70. I just googled photos of Scottish Folds, there are quite a few images that look very similar to this one, some with round pupils. I think this one just happens to be a little more odd than the norm.

  71. Oakley, we love you!

  72. Maybe not for the complex but most cats I know would be insulted and mortified by a leash. “I’m wild baby, I can’t be contained by a rope.”

  73. Ya gotta admit though, he looks like he should be held by a little girl with brown hair and equally large eyes. Surrounded by psychadelic font.

  74. “This is your cat. ”

    “This is your cat on drugs.”
    *dramatic music*

    “Any questions? Because I’m about to get all Samuel L. Jackson up in here with this frying pan.”

  75. she’s trying to make fun of you (^-^)
    I have the vintage original LP here

  76. wait, that album is vintage?

  77. I do decide : SCARY

  78. It’s a normal Scottish Fold kitten. They have short tails, very round eyes, and “odd” heads. This one is still a gangly teenager/kitten, so hasn’t grown into its head yet.

    Not blind (just big round eyes), not sick (cats eat grass for all sorts of reasons, not just illness), and not weird. Just a normal, goofy kitten.

  79. LOVING this Dramatic kitteh!

  80. WOW! That’s shocking!!! I hope he doesn’t do this a lot. I’m not sure I’d keep himif he did.

    Reminds me of that dog mesmerized by the plate of cupcakes. That was totally wierd. It’s creepy but I can’t stop looking at it. I don’t know how to upload things or I’d put it here.

  81. baby birdie says:

    Yeah. This cat is weird somehow…

  82. LOL. AGREED.

  83. so that’s the story! cool!

  84. Queen of Dork says:

    I. (um). don’t quite know what to say. I’m…somewhat…speechless. (gulp). Cat. (?) is cute. But perhaps…an. alien. from elsewhere? (but WHERE?) *wrings hands in dread* waiting. just (gasp). waiting. to rule the. humans. on Earth? *hides under bed and waves white wash cloth*

  85. Margaret Keane reference FTW!

  86. It’s the freakin’ eyeBROWS. That’s the weirdest thing. To me. So weird. I might need to get a Scottish Fold so I can stare at it all day. Holy cow this is mesmerizing . . .

  87. My sister is a vet and says this cat is having a form of seizure, I’m sure its not harming him but you can tell because his pupils are fixed which is a sign of neural malfunction

  88. Pixie_Sophia says:

    Agreed. I’m probably going to have nightmares now…. >.< EEK

  89. My cats’ eyes get like that when they play.

  90. That’s the one! Thank you Melusine!

  91. The eyebrow is so expressive… are you sure this is not a CG cat?

  92. I thought the jaw-dropping cat was just an illusion created by the colouring of his fur?

  93. OMG! I hope not! That would be SOOO sad! And definitely NOT cute!

  94. hahaha srsly