This Grass Is Making Me Dramatic

Whoa, this stuff is wicked primo, man  … I am, like, so totally mello–OMG BAD TRIP BAD TRIP THE SKY IS MELTING MONSTERS SEA SERPENTS AAAAAAAH!

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  1. FrankS says:

    This looks like a deleted scene from The Exorcist.

  2. skippymom says:

    That is not a real cat, right?

  3. 260Oakley says:

    From Walt Whitman’s little known “Leaves of Gasp”

  4. The cat is kind of cute, but kind of, really, scary, too. I can’t decide.

  5. Theresa says:

    *Eddie Griffin voice* What is up wit yo eyes? 8O

  6. willendorfVenus says:

    Something about that kitteh just ain’t right.

  7. .twist. says:

    hahaha… nomnomnom nom… WOAH. That is not regular cat food!

  8. Elaine says:

    I thought that the monkey riding the pig was the funniest thing ever, but this may top it. One needs adult diapers for this sort of thing :~/

  9. Malinki says:

    Kitty needs a Zig Zag :)

  10. Lemland says:

    My cat Betsy will make that noise when she’s chewing her treats and growling at the same time! =D

  11. jen says:

    tim burton cat

  12. susan says:

    looks like maybe the cat is blind? he’s obvs at attention but his eyes don’t focus on anything

  13. gizmo says:

    Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

  14. Janiac says:

    My guess is that it’s blind — therefore the headtilt and unfocused eyes while reacting to whatever it’s reacting to. Isn’t it true that blindness is more prevalent in all white kitties?

    • Chan says:

      Usually, is deafness that is related to all white kittens with blue eyes.
      Some odd-eyes kittens are deaf on the blue eye side and hear on the other side.

    • No, that´s deafness not blindness, and it´s mostly in white cats with blue eyes. Other colour eyed white cats normally see fine. It´s a genetic thing where the white colour fur gene and blue eye colour gene together tend to cause deafness.

  15. Teresa says:

    That kitty is just making sure no one takes his/her grass away from him/her :lol: I raised a three week old kitten and she made that sound when I got too close to her food :lol:

    I think we would of heard what that little kitty heard if someone had not put that sound-effect of lightning at the end of the video.

  16. shannomo says:

    Was the cat really making that strange noise? A little too much nip?

  17. Josh Norem says:

    the nomming is dubbed from another video — pretty weird ending though. Not sure if it’s cute or scary.

  18. Ali-baba says:

    “Soylent Green is KITTIES?!?!?” ;-)

  19. cuteoholic-boy says:

    This is not a cat. I don’t know what this weird animal is. The puipls of the eyes are round! That’s not cat, and not cute! :(

    • Snowpea says:

      ah-HA! that’s why that cat looks for freaking wrong! it’s been FX’ed somehow (and not just fixed)

    • Amee says:

      Some cats have round pupils, dear. This particular cat is a Scottish fold, I think. You might want to come up with a better explanation than pupil shape to support your claims.

      • snowpea says:

        I’ve been trying to find information on some domestic cats having round pupils and so far, I’ve come up with nothing. Maybe I’m not googling it right! :) I did find out that Pallas cats have round pupils indeed but this odd fellow is not a Pallas cat, obviously. I’m quite intrigued!

        • Amee says:

          I’ll concede that something is odd about the pupils, of course.Might have something to do with the dilation, or some odd mutation of the breed.

    • Valerie says:

      My cats’ eyes get like that when they play.

  20. ginxy says:

    Cats with worms are not cute. Even if they do get googley-eyed. Poor thing needs a trip to the vet immediately!

    • victoreia says:

      How do you know the kitten has worms?

      Cats eat green stuff for more reasons than just to up-chuck. (“Because it’s there” seems to be the main reason in my household….)

      • skippymom says:

        My three younger cats are obsessed with grass. When it is not winter, I pick grass and bring it inside to strew on the floor where they have a feast. And yes, at least one of them pukes afterward.

    • Amee says:

      My cats ate grass just because too. It’s really for any slight stomach issue they have, not just worms.
      I think she might be referring to the pupils, though, which are odd.

  21. victoreia says:

    I think that was more of an “OMIGAWD, what did I just eat?!?!” reaction.

  22. Wowza says:

    This cat frightens me. It’s like a mixture of Tim Burton and Dark Crystal. Gives me the willies.

  23. lesley says:

    what.the.hell.was.that.

  24. (The Original) Mel says:

    Ahn. Poor blind kitteh needs cuddles.

  25. Gwynn says:

    “OMG I think I just ate a bee!”

  26. Lucy says:

    I’ve had cats who’ve made that noise, especially when they’re young, while they eat. I think it’s like the cats that growl while they eat- it’s like a “don’t bother me while I’m eating!” noise. But that freaky look on his face….never seen that. He’s either blind or someone needs to call a priest. And round pupils…wtf? I hope this doesn’t turn out like the jaw-dropping cat from a few months ago, where it was indicative of an injury.

  27. momcat says:

    i found this really cute and funny. hahaha.

  28. Jade says:

    God, the nuffing. The cat looks like a scottish fold, which naturally have very round owl-like eyes. No disorder or illness.

    And they’re probably not blind, but just realised they crunched a bug. I would look like that too if I was eating a sandwich and chomped down on a bug. Bad taste.

  29. Val says:

    My husband and I started crying this was so picking hilarious – the intro text even more so!

  30. Kar says:

    That thing is like a live 70′s poster. Poor thing’s probably mortified when they realized that they’re wearing a leash.

    And they’re a cat!

    • Amee says:

      It’s mandatory in some places for all pets off one’s property be leashed. Alternatively the owner doesn’t want their cat getting lost or stolen. It’s not that odd.

      • Kar says:

        Maybe not for the complex but most cats I know would be insulted and mortified by a leash. “I’m wild baby, I can’t be contained by a rope.”

    • Sharpy says:

      and they’re not in the 70′s!

  31. Bat-Snake says:

    He licked his chops with the dramatic look.
    “My Felis…that was grass was cosmic…”

  32. curious says:

    Do Scottish folds kittehs usually have those cheekbones, for lack of a better word? There’s something weird to its face beyond the eyes.

  33. Mandy Z says:

    Hmm freaky video. The entire thing looks off to me. The shape of the tail looks much more ferret like than cat like. The eyes themselves are weird as heck. Aside from the eyes, the facial structure around the eyes if very very strange. The way the eyes are set in the face plus the bottom of the eyesockets and around the nose… seem off? I’m gonna have nightmares!

    • BonzoGal says:

      It’s a normal Scottish Fold kitten. They have short tails, very round eyes, and “odd” heads. This one is still a gangly teenager/kitten, so hasn’t grown into its head yet.

      Not blind (just big round eyes), not sick (cats eat grass for all sorts of reasons, not just illness), and not weird. Just a normal, goofy kitten.

  34. That was bloody scary. ;O

  35. Malia says:

    I just googled photos of Scottish Folds, there are quite a few images that look very similar to this one, some with round pupils. I think this one just happens to be a little more odd than the norm.

  36. Megan T. says:

    “This is your cat. ”

    “This is your cat on drugs.”
    *dramatic music*

    “Any questions? Because I’m about to get all Samuel L. Jackson up in here with this frying pan.”

  37. Deb says:

    LOVING this Dramatic kitteh!

  38. Fern says:

    WOW! That’s shocking!!! I hope he doesn’t do this a lot. I’m not sure I’d keep himif he did.

    Reminds me of that dog mesmerized by the plate of cupcakes. That was totally wierd. It’s creepy but I can’t stop looking at it. I don’t know how to upload things or I’d put it here.

  39. melusine says:
  40. Queen of Dork says:

    I. (um). don’t quite know what to say. I’m…somewhat…speechless. (gulp). Cat. (?) is cute. But perhaps…an. alien. from elsewhere? (but WHERE?) *wrings hands in dread* waiting. just (gasp). waiting. to rule the. humans. on Earth? *hides under bed and waves white wash cloth*

  41. A. Non! says:

    It’s the freakin’ eyeBROWS. That’s the weirdest thing. To me. So weird. I might need to get a Scottish Fold so I can stare at it all day. Holy cow this is mesmerizing . . .

  42. John says:

    My sister is a vet and says this cat is having a form of seizure, I’m sure its not harming him but you can tell because his pupils are fixed which is a sign of neural malfunction

  43. Bee says:

    The eyebrow is so expressive… are you sure this is not a CG cat?