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Cocky stoat courtesy of C.S.O.
From the monthly archives: January 2011
Indubitably
January 31, 2011 By
(clears little throat)
Foofaraw
by Ham Bumfuzzle
Effluvium which blunderguffs frum Jabberwocky’s lair,
Kerfuffles my collywobbles
And my tookus absquatulates
Frum the gastronomy there.
Do hamsters even have a uvula, Hannah B.? ’cause I think I just borked mine.
P.S. COXJCU (Cute Overload Xtreme Jabber Close-Up)
Knickers in a Twist
January 30, 2011 By
Peggy Sue’s mum was NOT impressed when her daughter revealed herself as the Twister grand champion.
That’s one way to drawers our attention, Klara S.!
Ye Olde Puritan Punishemente
January 30, 2011 By
Hear ye, hear ye! Traitor amongst us! What villainous offence, what moment of madness thou hast wrought against thy goode and faithful master! ‘Thou art sooo lucky yon stocks and pillory be full already!
You give new meaning to perseCUTE, Cyndi E.!
Your Juggling Act Needs Work
January 30, 2011 By
You Can Come Down Now
January 30, 2011 By
I promise, that whole llama spitting thing is not true. It’s an evil rumour perpetuated by jealous dromedaries!
Keep your distance, Eric V.
C.O. Photography Tips
January 29, 2011 By
Unless your name happens to be Ansel Adams, the craft of landscape photography can be a joyless and frustrating one. If one wishes to merely document an environment, then any approach will do; but to truly capture the majestic soul of a mountain, or the serene beauty of a field of wheat, greater care is required in the selection of equipment, location, and most paramount, composition.
To illustrate, let us consider the landscape below. At first glance, it seems disjointed, overly busy — hardly a sweeping vista worthy of our lens. But by moving the camera to one side, and changing the angle, we discover Will you get the heck out of the way?! Trying to teach a class here! Jeez, some people!
I Hear You Knockin’…
January 29, 2011 By
0:05: You cannot reach me in my Fortress of Solitude!
1:06: Hah! Your feeble attempts amuse me, young one!
1:40: Wait… that’s not… what are you… uh-oh…
Fatterday: Ode to Fudz
January 29, 2011 By
“How do I loff thee gooshyfudz, and all you can eat buffets?
I loff thee to the depth and breadth and height
My bowl can reach, when feeding my appetite.”
Scarlette is super sizeable, Vanessa L. & Josh M.!
Last Orders, Please
January 28, 2011 By
Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please…
Oi! Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please!
Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps and I’ve got all the right money and all that I’ve been here a half-hour and why won’t you serve meeeeeee?!
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