Scott here, Captain:

It’s not looking good in Engineering.


Hannah B.! DON’T MIX MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER!

Comments

  1. Mary (the first) says:

    OMGTribbles!!!1!!

  2. BatBlaster says:

    I think he’s caught in the jefferies tubes again. Then again, that commonly happens to our engineer from Cricetina

  3. THIS…is Ceti Alpha VI!

  4. I have patched the tube Captain but I can na guarantee it will hold up.

  5. O No He/ She/ It DI-unt!!!! says:

    (Scottish trilled *snicker*)
    “Scottie, Scottie, Scottie….Just handle it, won’t ya???”

    “Damn it, Jim!!!! I’m an engineer — NOT a doctor!!!!!” :)

  6. Matter-Anti-Matter, Schamatter-Anti-Schmatter. When I get out of this Jeffries Tube, there’d better be some treats waiting for me as a thank you for beaming those insufferable tribbles into the Klingon engine room!

  7. “I canna do it, Captain! The watermelon levels are too low! There aren’t enoug sunflower seeds! She can’t take much more of this!”

  8. OMG Leslie ROFLMAO. you are amazing!

  9. (The Original) Mel says:

    I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!

  10. Beam her up Scottie!! AND THATS AN ORDER!!!

  11. *nerd glasses* But but… I thought it was the matter/anti-matter reaction that generated the warp field?

  12. And stop beeping me on the nose, I’m an engineer dammit.

  13. ”The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain!”

  14. Oh no! A hammie is going to upset the space-time continuum!

  15. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    MWAH @ KA!!!!

  16. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (Scottie really was quite the Prima Donna,
    for a supposed *explorer of Outer Space*, wuzn’t he???? :) )

  17. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    :)

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (sigh of resignation)

    “Neither can we, Scottie. Neither can we…..”

  19. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Kirk: (sigh)

  20. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Le Paix et un Joyeux Noel, a tout les gens, et particulierement a CuteOverload!!!!

  21. Merci, et tu aussi.

  22. lisa shalet says:

    ROFLOL!

  23. lisa shalet says:

    Merci. Or, considering the site, Mercy, Please!

  24. He’s an engineer! Aren’t they all supposed to be prima donnas?

  25. YAY! Movie reference! (Dang; now I can’t think of which one….!) [hangs head in shame; prepares to turn in Trekker badge]

  26. Note to self: if you mix matter and antimatter, then it doesn’t matter anymore

  27. Wait! I got it! Star Trek III: The Search for Spock!! [puts badge back in pocket]

  28. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Nice badge, there, victoreia !! :)

  29. Yes, just don’t mix it too much or it’ll breach… again (why is that thing so weak)

  30. :lol:

  31. Why, thank you. Thank you verra much!

  32. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ Angel: your note would be IDEAL, as the title of a college textbook
    about Existentialist Literature!!!!

    (to those peeps who ain’t had the *cough* pleasure *wheeze*
    of that experience, please see references — wikipedia or something — about Marcel Proust; “being and nothingness”, etc, etc. *sigh*)

  33. As my Mum was a Scott, it was the execrable Scotts accent that irritated me.

  34. I’ve just re-read my post. I meant Scottie’s accent, not my Mum’s.

  35. Looks like canned Hammie.

  36. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (enjoying and *snickering* @ HG’s comments)

    (“in the best possible way, o’ course)

    BTW, “execrable” = NICE vocab, suh?

  37. Area clear…(beep beep)…plotting course…(beep beep)…Come in mission control…(beep beep)…Aaaand it’s lookin’ like a beautiful day for flyin’, let’s get this bird in the air…(beep beep beep)…Roger that flight crew…(beep beep)…Commencing countdown…(beep beep)

    World Peace in 3…2…

  38. BatBlaster says:

    Well this happens alot since that planet of sapient hamsters joined the Federation. We beam them aboard and they make good ambassadors too. The cuteness guarantees peace

  39. on my planet the cuteness serves only as cover for all sorts of evildoing.

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