Matter-Anti-Matter, Schamatter-Anti-Schmatter. When I get out of this Jeffries Tube, there’d better be some treats waiting for me as a thank you for beaming those insufferable tribbles into the Klingon engine room!
@ Angel: your note would be IDEAL, as the title of a college textbook
about Existentialist Literature!!!!
(to those peeps who ain’t had the *cough* pleasure *wheeze*
of that experience, please see references — wikipedia or something — about Marcel Proust; “being and nothingness”, etc, etc. *sigh*)
Area clear…(beep beep)…plotting course…(beep beep)…Come in mission control…(beep beep)…Aaaand it’s lookin’ like a beautiful day for flyin’, let’s get this bird in the air…(beep beep beep)…Roger that flight crew…(beep beep)…Commencing countdown…(beep beep)
Well this happens alot since that planet of sapient hamsters joined the Federation. We beam them aboard and they make good ambassadors too. The cuteness guarantees peace
OMGTribbles!!!1!!
I think he’s caught in the jefferies tubes again. Then again, that commonly happens to our engineer from Cricetina
THIS…is Ceti Alpha VI!
I have patched the tube Captain but I can na guarantee it will hold up.
Kirk: (sigh)
(Scottish trilled *snicker*)
“Scottie, Scottie, Scottie….Just handle it, won’t ya???”
“Damn it, Jim!!!! I’m an engineer — NOT a doctor!!!!!”
OMG Leslie ROFLMAO. you are amazing!
MWAH @ KA!!!!
Matter-Anti-Matter, Schamatter-Anti-Schmatter. When I get out of this Jeffries Tube, there’d better be some treats waiting for me as a thank you for beaming those insufferable tribbles into the Klingon engine room!
“I canna do it, Captain! The watermelon levels are too low! There aren’t enoug sunflower seeds! She can’t take much more of this!”
(sigh of resignation)
“Neither can we, Scottie. Neither can we…..”
ROFLOL!
I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!
(Scottie really was quite the Prima Donna,
)
for a supposed *explorer of Outer Space*, wuzn’t he????
He’s an engineer! Aren’t they all supposed to be prima donnas?
As my Mum was a Scott, it was the execrable Scotts accent that irritated me.
I’ve just re-read my post. I meant Scottie’s accent, not my Mum’s.
(enjoying and *snickering* @ HG’s comments)
(“in the best possible way, o’ course)
BTW, “execrable” = NICE vocab, suh?
Beam her up Scottie!! AND THATS AN ORDER!!!
*nerd glasses* But but… I thought it was the matter/anti-matter reaction that generated the warp field?
Yes, just don’t mix it too much or it’ll breach… again (why is that thing so weak)
And stop beeping me on the nose, I’m an engineer dammit.
”The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain!”
YAY! Movie reference! (Dang; now I can’t think of which one….!) [hangs head in shame; prepares to turn in Trekker badge]
Wait! I got it! Star Trek III: The Search for Spock!! [puts badge back in pocket]
Nice badge, there, victoreia !!
Why, thank you. Thank you verra much!
Oh no! A hammie is going to upset the space-time continuum!
Le Paix et un Joyeux Noel, a tout les gens, et particulierement a CuteOverload!!!!
Merci, et tu aussi.
Merci. Or, considering the site, Mercy, Please!
Note to self: if you mix matter and antimatter, then it doesn’t matter anymore
@ Angel: your note would be IDEAL, as the title of a college textbook
about Existentialist Literature!!!!
(to those peeps who ain’t had the *cough* pleasure *wheeze*
of that experience, please see references — wikipedia or something — about Marcel Proust; “being and nothingness”, etc, etc. *sigh*)
Looks like canned Hammie.
Area clear…(beep beep)…plotting course…(beep beep)…Come in mission control…(beep beep)…Aaaand it’s lookin’ like a beautiful day for flyin’, let’s get this bird in the air…(beep beep beep)…Roger that flight crew…(beep beep)…Commencing countdown…(beep beep)
World Peace in 3…2…
Well this happens alot since that planet of sapient hamsters joined the Federation. We beam them aboard and they make good ambassadors too. The cuteness guarantees peace
on my planet the cuteness serves only as cover for all sorts of evildoing.