En garde!

We shall duel at dawn! (swish, swish, ching-ching!)


I shall defend Zorro’s honor!


Touché, Kelly!

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Viola de Lesseps says:

    Ooooooooh, da TUMMY!!!

  2. Birdcage says:

    I’d like a cat. I’d also like not to sneeze when I’m near cats.

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      That sicchyashon (or a related sicchyashon) is WHY Tha Meg invented CO!!!

      Does that help, any a’tall??? Hope so. :)

  3. MoonCatty says:

    Hello.

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    You killed my father.

    Prepare to die.

  4. pounce says:

    And Zorro-cat seems to have a cape made of HUMAN FLESH!!

  5. randomaccessmemory says:

    This is seriously the most beautiful cat I’ve seen so far..:)

  6. Malinki says:

    He is cunning! He is crafty. He’s not just going to walk in here and say, “Here I am!”

  7. wuyizidi says:

    “Why are you laughing?”
    “Because I’m not left-pawed either.”

    • Saint Stryfe says:

      I’d sooner smash a stained glass window then kill an artist as yourself. But I can’t have you following me.

      ::CATNIP!::

  8. JC says:

    Noodlage!

  9. Sunny says:

    That cat is so over it :p

    • fish eye no miko says:

      Yeah, s/he’s all, “I’d better get some treats for putting up with this nonsense…”

  10. TedMaulDisturbs says:

    Stripy face, spotty tummy, big feet. Cute.

  11. Malinki says:

    Don Diego: Dere is-a something wrong with his bowels.

    Bunny Wigglesworth: My what?

    Don Diego: Jour bowels! The way you say your “ah”, your “ee”, and your… “jooz”.

  12. Mary (the first) says:

    Kitty armpits are one of my most favoritest parts of a kitty! I’d totally be trying to snorgle right in there without getting my eyebrows clawed off.

  13. wuyizidi says:

    On second thought, kitteh is doing a perfect kung fu pose:

  14. wuyizidi says:

    hmm, how to embed image in our comments? My attempt at inserting html code failed.

    like this

    do it like this:

     <img src=”http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/roninonempty/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ouatic-01.jpg” alt=”like this” />

  15. Factoid says:

    Did you know female cats are right pawed and male cats are left pawed? I read that in Ripleys.

  16. Noelegy says:

    I am a cat who will fight for your honor
    I’ll be the kitteh you’re dreaming of…

    (not responsible for any 80s-inspired earworms that result from this post)

  17. .twist. says:

    Kitteh: Do you surrender?
    Me: Never…. But I may squee.
    Kitteh: I understand, sometimes I have that effect.

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: where’s T.U. M.??? I don’ wanna’ take his line but this post
    is one for his department (assuming that T.U.M. is of the male persuasion…)

  19. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I’ll do you one bettre Noelegy, here’s an earworm from the 70′s!

    Everybody was kung-fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they fought with expert timing…

  20. Alice Shortcake says:

    ‘Tis the Scarlet Pawpernel!

  21. Guido says:

    ‘Ello, my name is Kitty Montoya. You neutered my father. Prepare to die!

  22. chanpon says:

    Must kiss each and every belleh spot!

  23. occula says:

    I love how he’s all “Yeah, pick me up, wave me around, pose me, whatevs. Noms later?”

  24. Celia says:

    I think kitty looks sad! So totally not into the fantasy.

  25. occula says:

    Can’t believe I didn’t catch the mohawk till now.

  26. Metz says:

    Look at your hands.
    Now look at me.
    Now look at your hands.
    Now back to me.
    Now don’t you wish I were in your hands?

    That is some major flyaway floof going on there. It’s EVERYWHERE!!

  27. Mudbug says:

    Ketteh sez : “You will not survive my crane technique !”

  28. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    and in supplement to KA’s clips above …..might I suggest pholks click on the following?? (hand on chin).

    I *think* you will enjoy ……… (pensive expreshe)

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      gah. ok so clicking on it here is disabled *BUT*

      if you CLICK ON the little youtube icon (lower right corner below screen)
      and THEN click on the film sequence …….

      worth the extra labor, I promise (if Youtube cooperates, that is ….)

  29. Hon Glad says:

    O NO – MGM seem to have it in for us peeps. ‘I canae see it Captain’

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      I sowwy to evv’yone :(

      If ennyone cares to do the Nancy Drew avenue, you can
      try a combined search with the terms

      “Clouseau”, “Cato” and “attack”.

      It might go through some allowed search engine @ Canada & etc.
      (sigh) Even the “Price is Right” Losing trumpet collapse button is from Youtube.

  30. T.U.M. says:

    TINEE TABBEE TUMMEEE