En garde!

We shall duel at dawn! (swish, swish, ching-ching!)

I shall defend Zorro’s honor!

Touché, Kelly!



  1. Viola de Lesseps says:

    Ooooooooh, da TUMMY!!!

  2. I’d like a cat. I’d also like not to sneeze when I’m near cats.

  3. Hello.

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    You killed my father.

    Prepare to die.

  4. And Zorro-cat seems to have a cape made of HUMAN FLESH!!

  5. randomaccessmemory says:

    This is seriously the most beautiful cat I’ve seen so far..:)

  6. He is cunning! He is crafty. He’s not just going to walk in here and say, “Here I am!”

  7. “Why are you laughing?”
    “Because I’m not left-pawed either.”

  8. Noodlage!

  9. That cat is so over it :p

  10. TedMaulDisturbs says:

    Stripy face, spotty tummy, big feet. Cute.

  11. Don Diego: Dere is-a something wrong with his bowels.

    Bunny Wigglesworth: My what?

    Don Diego: Jour bowels! The way you say your “ah”, your “ee”, and your… “jooz”.

  12. Mary (the first) says:

    Kitty armpits are one of my most favoritest parts of a kitty! I’d totally be trying to snorgle right in there without getting my eyebrows clawed off.

  13. On second thought, kitteh is doing a perfect kung fu pose:

  14. hmm, how to embed image in our comments? My attempt at inserting html code failed.

    like this

    do it like this:

     <img src=”http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/roninonempty/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ouatic-01.jpg” alt=”like this” />

  15. Did you know female cats are right pawed and male cats are left pawed? I read that in Ripleys.

  16. I am a cat who will fight for your honor
    I’ll be the kitteh you’re dreaming of…

    (not responsible for any 80s-inspired earworms that result from this post)

  17. don’t you mean Purrigio Catoya

  18. Well Mine didn’t work either.

    maybe it needs this

  19. Okay for some reason it does not like that site. Maybe Sharpy can FIXIT!

  20. We did it all for the glory of fluff?

  21. Here I yaaaaam!

  22. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ KA; SCHWING!!!!!

  23. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *Today’s Standing Ovation Here*

  24. Kitteh: Do you surrender?
    Me: Never…. But I may squee.
    Kitteh: I understand, sometimes I have that effect.

  25. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    That sicchyashon (or a related sicchyashon) is WHY Tha Meg invented CO!!!

    Does that help, any a’tall??? Hope so. 🙂

  26. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “He looks MAH-velous!!!!”

  27. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!”

  28. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: where’s T.U. M.??? I don’ wanna’ take his line but this post
    is one for his department (assuming that T.U.M. is of the male persuasion…)

  29. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I’ll do you one bettre Noelegy, here’s an earworm from the 70’s!

    Everybody was kung-fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they fought with expert timing…

  30. Alice Shortcake says:

    ‘Tis the Scarlet Pawpernel!

  31. Purrfect!

  32. Hooah!

  33. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (soft, delighted giggle)

  34. Hong Kong Phooey was a puppy 😀

  35. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (wow — Noelegy was in tha MARINES!!!!)

  36. ‘Ello, my name is Kitty Montoya. You neutered my father. Prepare to die!

  37. Gracie's Mom says:


  38. And don’t forget the pretty green peepers. This is an overall very attractive package.

  39. Must kiss each and every belleh spot!

  40. Ohhh this just made me Giggle!

  41. Saint Stryfe says:

    I’d sooner smash a stained glass window then kill an artist as yourself. But I can’t have you following me.


  42. fish eye no miko says:

    Yeah, s/he’s all, “I’d better get some treats for putting up with this nonsense…”

  43. Yay!!!! Sharpy to the rescue.. :::Sung to Snoopy to the rescue melody!:::

  44. I love how he’s all “Yeah, pick me up, wave me around, pose me, whatevs. Noms later?”

  45. Stop saying that!

  46. I think kitty looks sad! So totally not into the fantasy.

  47. Can’t believe I didn’t catch the mohawk till now.

  48. Now that is an insult worthy of vengeance!

  49. Look at your hands.
    Now look at me.
    Now look at your hands.
    Now back to me.
    Now don’t you wish I were in your hands?

    That is some major flyaway floof going on there. It’s EVERYWHERE!!

  50. Oh, and Mz. Bella Boo wants to wish everyone a Merry Nekkid Tree Christmas.

  51. Ketteh sez : “You will not survive my crane technique !”

  52. Don’t worry, tewtally safe, tis the Christmas Tree that is nekkid, no hoomins. 😉

  53. “Oh, Louie, I know you!”

    (Zorro, the Gay Blade!)

  54. “And he talked like he was a….fruit.”

  55. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    and in supplement to KA’s clips above …..might I suggest pholks click on the following?? (hand on chin).

    I *think* you will enjoy ……… (pensive expreshe)

  56. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    gah. ok so clicking on it here is disabled *BUT*

    if you CLICK ON the little youtube icon (lower right corner below screen)
    and THEN click on the film sequence …….

    worth the extra labor, I promise (if Youtube cooperates, that is ….)

  57. Autisttree says:

    They are also the most softest part… totally worth the loss of eyebrows if you ask me 😉

  58. One of the great, unrecognized movies of all time 🙂

  59. dang, blocked for non-USA-ians

  60. Can’t watch it here in Canada, either!

  61. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    oh darn snowpea I sowwy.

    It’s Inspecteur Clouseau and Cato trying to surprise and kill each other and instead destroying every room near them; including a sushi restaurant (Cato in Japonais Drag as a geisha; white face paint et al.). Clips from more than one Pink Panther film ….

  62. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    I’m gonna try one other piece of code. But it’s still Youtube; every one that I’ve located with the actual scenes running (as opp. to an article text ABOUT the films) seems (so far) to be Youtube, so …. (crossing fingers)

    Download Cato vs Clouseau The Pink Panther Strikes Again video

  63. LaureninGeorgia says:

    That’s totally giggle worthy.

  64. O No He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    After all, God provided us with an extra eyebrow 🙂

  65. O NO – MGM seem to have it in for us peeps. ‘I canae see it Captain’

  66. Misfierd URLs….always a disappointment.


  67. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    I sowwy to evv’yone 😦

    If ennyone cares to do the Nancy Drew avenue, you can
    try a combined search with the terms

    “Clouseau”, “Cato” and “attack”.

    It might go through some allowed search engine @ Canada & etc.
    (sigh) Even the “Price is Right” Losing trumpet collapse button is from Youtube.

  68. No no no!! I am not one of the few, the proud. I’m trying to emulate the “kung fu fighting” sounds. 🙂


  70. 😈 That kitty is going to get one MAJOR SNORGLE-FEST from me 😈 *snorgle**snorgle**snorgle*

  71. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    YAY T.U.M. found this post!!! 🙂

    NOW my Christmas Day is complete!!!!

    (sigh of relief)