En garde!

We shall duel at dawn! (swish, swish, ching-ching!)

I shall defend Zorro’s honor!

Touché, Kelly!


  1. Viola de Lesseps says:

    Ooooooooh, da TUMMY!!!

  2. I’d like a cat. I’d also like not to sneeze when I’m near cats.

  3. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    That sicchyashon (or a related sicchyashon) is WHY Tha Meg invented CO!!!

    Does that help, any a’tall??? Hope so. :)

  4. Hello.

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    You killed my father.

    Prepare to die.

  5. don’t you mean Purrigio Catoya :D

  6. Purrfect!

  7. Gracie's Mom says:


  8. Stop saying that!

  9. And Zorro-cat seems to have a cape made of HUMAN FLESH!!

  10. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “He looks MAH-velous!!!!”

  11. randomaccessmemory says:

    This is seriously the most beautiful cat I’ve seen so far..:)

  12. He is cunning! He is crafty. He’s not just going to walk in here and say, “Here I am!”

  13. Here I yaaaaam!

  14. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    “to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!”

  15. “Oh, Louie, I know you!”

    (Zorro, the Gay Blade!)

  16. “Why are you laughing?”
    “Because I’m not left-pawed either.”

  17. Saint Stryfe says:

    I’d sooner smash a stained glass window then kill an artist as yourself. But I can’t have you following me.


  18. Noodlage!

  19. That cat is so over it :p

  20. fish eye no miko says:

    Yeah, s/he’s all, “I’d better get some treats for putting up with this nonsense…”

  21. TedMaulDisturbs says:

    Stripy face, spotty tummy, big feet. Cute.

  22. And don’t forget the pretty green peepers. This is an overall very attractive package.

  23. Don Diego: Dere is-a something wrong with his bowels.

    Bunny Wigglesworth: My what?

    Don Diego: Jour bowels! The way you say your “ah”, your “ee”, and your… “jooz”.

  24. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (soft, delighted giggle)

  25. “And he talked like he was a….fruit.”

  26. One of the great, unrecognized movies of all time :)

  27. Mary (the first) says:

    Kitty armpits are one of my most favoritest parts of a kitty! I’d totally be trying to snorgle right in there without getting my eyebrows clawed off.

  28. Autisttree says:

    They are also the most softest part… totally worth the loss of eyebrows if you ask me ;-)

  29. O No He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    After all, God provided us with an extra eyebrow :)

  30. On second thought, kitteh is doing a perfect kung fu pose:

  31. hmm, how to embed image in our comments? My attempt at inserting html code failed.

    like this

    do it like this:

     <img src=”http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/roninonempty/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ouatic-01.jpg” alt=”like this” />

  32. Well Mine didn’t work either.

    maybe it needs this

  33. Okay for some reason it does not like that site. Maybe Sharpy can FIXIT!

  34. Misfierd URLs….always a disappointment.


  35. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    @ KA; SCHWING!!!!!

  36. Yay!!!! Sharpy to the rescue.. :::Sung to Snoopy to the rescue melody!:::

  37. Did you know female cats are right pawed and male cats are left pawed? I read that in Ripleys.

  38. I am a cat who will fight for your honor
    I’ll be the kitteh you’re dreaming of…

    (not responsible for any 80s-inspired earworms that result from this post)

  39. We did it all for the glory of fluff?

  40. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    *Today’s Standing Ovation Here*

  41. Kitteh: Do you surrender?
    Me: Never…. But I may squee.
    Kitteh: I understand, sometimes I have that effect.

  42. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    Also: where’s T.U. M.??? I don’ wanna’ take his line but this post
    is one for his department (assuming that T.U.M. is of the male persuasion…)

  43. Gigi (the original one) says:

    I’ll do you one bettre Noelegy, here’s an earworm from the 70’s!

    Everybody was kung-fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they fought with expert timing…

  44. Hooah!

  45. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    (wow — Noelegy was in tha MARINES!!!!)

  46. No no no!! I am not one of the few, the proud. I’m trying to emulate the “kung fu fighting” sounds. :)

  47. Hong Kong Phooey was a puppy :D

  48. Alice Shortcake says:

    ‘Tis the Scarlet Pawpernel!

  49. Ohhh this just made me Giggle!

  50. ‘Ello, my name is Kitty Montoya. You neutered my father. Prepare to die!

  51. Now that is an insult worthy of vengeance!

  52. LaureninGeorgia says:

    That’s totally giggle worthy.

  53. Must kiss each and every belleh spot!

  54. I love how he’s all “Yeah, pick me up, wave me around, pose me, whatevs. Noms later?”

  55. I think kitty looks sad! So totally not into the fantasy.

  56. Can’t believe I didn’t catch the mohawk till now.

  57. Look at your hands.
    Now look at me.
    Now look at your hands.
    Now back to me.
    Now don’t you wish I were in your hands?

    That is some major flyaway floof going on there. It’s EVERYWHERE!!

  58. Oh, and Mz. Bella Boo wants to wish everyone a Merry Nekkid Tree Christmas.

  59. Don’t worry, tewtally safe, tis the Christmas Tree that is nekkid, no hoomins. ;-)

  60. Ketteh sez : “You will not survive my crane technique !”

  61. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    and in supplement to KA’s clips above …..might I suggest pholks click on the following?? (hand on chin).

    I *think* you will enjoy ……… (pensive expreshe)

  62. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    gah. ok so clicking on it here is disabled *BUT*

    if you CLICK ON the little youtube icon (lower right corner below screen)
    and THEN click on the film sequence …….

    worth the extra labor, I promise (if Youtube cooperates, that is ….)

  63. dang, blocked for non-USA-ians

  64. Can’t watch it here in Canada, either!

  65. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    oh darn snowpea I sowwy.

    It’s Inspecteur Clouseau and Cato trying to surprise and kill each other and instead destroying every room near them; including a sushi restaurant (Cato in Japonais Drag as a geisha; white face paint et al.). Clips from more than one Pink Panther film ….

  66. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    I’m gonna try one other piece of code. But it’s still Youtube; every one that I’ve located with the actual scenes running (as opp. to an article text ABOUT the films) seems (so far) to be Youtube, so …. (crossing fingers)

    Download Cato vs Clouseau The Pink Panther Strikes Again video

  67. O NO – MGM seem to have it in for us peeps. ‘I canae see it Captain’

  68. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    I sowwy to evv’yone :(

    If ennyone cares to do the Nancy Drew avenue, you can
    try a combined search with the terms

    “Clouseau”, “Cato” and “attack”.

    It might go through some allowed search engine @ Canada & etc.
    (sigh) Even the “Price is Right” Losing trumpet collapse button is from Youtube.


  70. :twisted: That kitty is going to get one MAJOR SNORGLE-FEST from me :twisted: *snorgle**snorgle**snorgle*

  71. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    YAY T.U.M. found this post!!! :)

    NOW my Christmas Day is complete!!!!

    (sigh of relief)


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