Keep That Showroom Shine!

Attention beetles! Don’t let harsh winter conditions ruin your ‘tocks! Maintain that new-shell luster all year long with water-resistant BeetleWax™!

Shine on, Bri.

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Dee says:

    Looks like someone forgot to shave their legs. Clearly this beetle does not have a date tonight.

  2. ashagato says:

    beetlemania!

  3. ashagato says:

    i used to drive a 1974 VW superbeetle that exact same green color…
    coincidence? i think not!

  4. violet says:

    ah hahaha!!! That was great! Beetlewax!

  5. (The Original) Mel says:

    Wallermelon!!! OM NOMNOMNOM.

  6. Noelegy says:

    Love the iridescent green! That’s stylish.

  7. tracylee says:

    jewel tones are soooo in this season. chic little buggy

  8. wuyizidi says:

    This one deserves a matchingks tag, as the long dark strips make his shell resemble the exterior of watermelon rind.

  9. Countess says:

    NOMTOM, you are the king of the web. Srsly.

  10. Hon Glad says:

    She-lac sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da-Da
    She-lac sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da-Da
    A do-wop song from the 50/60s
    Shellac a resin secreted by the female lac bug mixed with denatured alcohol dries to a high-gloss sheen.

  11. Lisa Shalet says:

    I’m happy to see some attention being paid to our insect friends.

  12. leslie k says:

    eeks!

  13. eCurmudgeon says:

    “Beetlewax, Beetlewax, Beetlewax.”

  14. Joanie says:

    Aw, so pretty! Aren’t they called June Bugs? I never was sure.

  15. Theresa says:

    What is he/she sitting on? Looks kind of eewwy to me. :oops:

  16. leslie k says:

    ooooooo nooooooooooo. June bugs even worse. They flew in my hair one time a while ago, I don’t think I ever recovered from the trauma.

    going to run and hide now til the picture changes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Joboo says:

    The definition of “cute” has gotten pretty loose around here!
    *pets the beetle anyway*

    • Wend says:

      Hands Joboo a “Good Sport” award. Soon, you’ll be smiling back at snakes, (my personal, NO,-not-cute-critter) smiling at you. :o

  18. Snowpea says:

    Shiny hiney!

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      Meg could revisit this lil’ guy/gal/ transvestite (?) a re-run, during “Tocktober!!!!

  19. Martha in Washington says:

    If I buy a bottle, do I get the bug too? Beautiful!

  20. leslie k says:

    OMG Noelegy. No skirts during Junebug season…..{{{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}}}, I’d be a goner fersure.

  21. The Little Myrmidon says:

    I don’t think this is a June Bug. They’re usually black. This looks more like a Japanese beetle. Ugh. Not cute.

  22. The Little Myrmidon says:

    OK, maybe it is a June bug. Googled them and some are green (although not in the northeast.)

  23. mintyheart says:

    eew it has roach legs >_<

  24. Wafflecat says:

    It’s a Japanese beetle, and they decimate my garden and fruit trees every year by the thousands. Nuff!

  25. cafegrrl says:

    That’s not a Japanese beetle. Japanese beetles are more brown and they have black and white “trim” under the wings.

    It’s a green June Bug for sure! Very cute.

    Shiny green bug ‘tocks – :-P

  26. CariceLaur says:

    Definitely a member of the Scarab Subfamily Meolonthinae, or May and June Beetles! Though they can be a pain at dusk, bonking me on the head, they can be very lovely creatures. May baby birds, baby skunks and baby crows get these as their first full meal!

    These are not destructive and invasive Japanese Beetles, though they are related. Some of these Scarab family members have some of the most fantastic iridescence in the world.