Faster Than a Speeding Bunny

Nice try, you tricky hare, but the tortoise is still going to win.

We wanted to say, “win by a hare” but Sesame wouldn’t lettuce.

81 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kibblenibble says:

    Sesame bun! :lol:

  2. ChrisW says:

    When its done that little bunny will have big hare!

  3. bookmonstercats says:

    There must be a “Tribble” tag somewheres here……. *searches feverishly*

  4. Malinki says:

    Hare-raising experience.

  5. Bunny Hop says:

    Hare dryer!

  6. Bunny Hop says:

    Also, “Bun to be wild” comes to mind…

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      (pa Russkie) “harasho”
      (I don’t have a Cyrillic keyboard….)

    • …Free all of the buns at once and
      Watch ‘em join in the race

      In ways you can’t compute
      We were born, born to be cute
      We won’t be denied
      So don’t even try

      Born to be cute….

      (originally posted by Aubrey, Nov. 29 2006, reposted because it’s so dang appropriate)

  7. I loved this the first time it was posted and I love it again!

  8. mervtheflamingo says:

    earlier comment by “jthewonderllama” was me! ooops, need to learn to log out of husband’s screen name.

  9. Theresa says:

    Silly rabbit! Having your hair blow straight back doesn’t mean you’re going fast. OR DOES IT??? *consults physics texbook*

  10. KatieZ says:

    Bun Bun could flip out and try to jump off the cage, probably injuring itself in the process. Don’t like.

  11. Gigi (the original one) says:

    Bun with the Wind!

  12. Theo says:

    Please, people, let the ’80s rest in peace. Only the Hoff can rock a windblown harestyle these days (and he can keep it). :P

  13. 260Oakley says:

    Buns N’ Roses fan gets ready to rock out on his hare guitar solo.

  14. Merry_Dawdler says:

    Bun loves his trips to the salon. He’s toying with the idea of getting a perm. Whatever it takes to get him out of that disgustingly dirty cage!

  15. Katey says:

    Encore of a nuff fest? (OMG THE BUNNIES FEETS ARE GOING TO GET HURT! etc.)

  16. Dash says:

    PJ, enuff. Bun is not being kept on wire. Nor are feet on wire. Bun is resting on top with legs dangling between wire — and floor of cage is not wire. And obv bun is well cared for.

  17. Hon Glad says:

    Wind tunnel tests proove, buns aren’t aerodynamic.

  18. O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

    –any Midori available???

  19. Theresa says:

    PS Is this Sesame the same as this Sesame?
    http://cuteoverload.com/2010/11/25/blue-bunny/

    ♬Sesame, sesame muuuuuuuuuucho!♬

  20. warrior rabbit says:

    The bunny slaves here know whereof they speak, and it’s not about sore hocks. (Though that’s a concern, too.) It’s about bunnies getting a limb through the slats and then freaking out, and then breaking the limb and either getting it amputated or being put down. Happens a lot, especially with first-time slaves. It is completely avoidable, if people know. Let’s just take the (second) opportunity to make people aware, so we can have fewer tripod bunnies. I don’t think that warrants pudding and popcorn… but I can always eat, so whatevs.

  21. warrior rabbit says:

    My comments didn’t nest and showed up in reverse order (latest before the first one, and not following the post I was responding to). Weird.

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      This item is attempting to land under warrior rabbit’s comment, which has been time-stamped 5:32 pm.

      you’re not alone, w.r. I noticed and was puzzled over what I now understand was the same scenario, in this post, several hours ago. I had attempted for my comment time-stamped 1:42, to land, below victoreia’s about making pudding; instead mine landed above, under pyrit’s ….

      “eez a puzzlement” ….

  22. KatieZ says:

    Bunny sitting on wire cage (feet dangling between wires) and let’s turn on a hot noisy blow dryer right in its face for a cute picture. How is obvious danger not obvious to some here? -_-

  23. alissa says:

    Looks like I am in moderation. I’ll just say that I agree with warrior rabbit.

  24. alissa says:

    In the moderation waiting room. Help, sharpy. what did I say???

  25. pyrit says:

    These

  26. Jessica says:

    How does everybody know a bun whose leg broke off on a wire cage?? That surprises me. I’ve known tons of buns throughout my life and none of them ever lost a limb.

  27. Theo says:

    I think “LOL” and “bowl” may be acceptable rhymes, today, for thread continuity purposes. ;)

  28. KatieZ says:

    This thread is giving me a headache.

  29. yumyumjanitor says:

    The bunny isn’t enjoying that. The slats look uncomfortable, as does the blowing air (is it hot or cool?) in the face. Let’s be a little less ‘idiot’, a little more ‘smart’, people. Don’t blow yer bunnies.

  30. Jude says:

    “We wanted to say, “win by a hare” but Sesame wouldn’t lettuce. ” Hahaa!!!