Daaaad, you’re such a dork

Why do you do this every year? You’re scaring our friends.

Way to blow your kids’ cool rep, Milton

45 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theo says:

    Some strange temptation is nagging at my distant memory… what *is* it?…

  2. Theo says:

    …oh, and I like the pup’s eyepatch effect, Pyrit. ;)

  3. 260Oakley says:

    Hi, my name is Sprinkles. I’m the elf in charge of “watering” Christmas trees.

  4. Rachael says:

    I’m in love with his beautiful, soulful eyes. I bet he’s a heck of a snugglebutt.

  5. Gracie's Mom says:

    You just gotta love Bulldogs! Very cute!

  6. Mary (the first) says:

    I’d be so tempted to put all my fortune into this guy’s donation bucket. He owns me!

  7. Tanith says:

    Bullies ARE great cuddlers. I have 2. Side note, I bet the bully in the pic tried to eat that hat as it was being put on him. That’s what mine do. + )

  8. Andi in NC says:

    If he was under my tree on Christmas morning I would absolutely lose it!!!! What a cutie!

  9. brinnann says:

    ♫♪ “You’re too young. You don’t have a rep yet.” ♪♫

  10. Princess of Insolence says:

    Cute! And again I say cute! Dearie, what a gorgeous face!

  11. catmom says:

    HO, HO, HO, Merry Christmas

  12. ScoutsMom says:

    My neighbors have 2 american bulldogs that are absolutely adorable. They have a doggie door and always come out to visit when I am in the yard. Little sister Lucy is always following her big brother Louie around like a little shadow. So cute.

  13. O No He/ She/ It Di-unt!!! says:

    Hey Meg — could you start a whole new website please?

    “GOOFY TEEF”?? with goats, sheep, and this fellow ….

  14. Villy says:

    AAAAAAH!!!!!!

    BULLY!!!!

    *huggles him up* *head splodey* *ded Villy*

  15. JerilynS says:

    Jingle bull,
    Jingle bull,
    Jingle bull pup…

  16. Marie says:

    Yes!! I’ll marry you!

  17. LBeeeze says:

    Such an Earnest face….

    Only he’s a Milton.

    • Theresa says:

      Anyone remember Milton the Monster? Sweet idea, crappy execution.

      • Sharpy says:

        OMGOMGOGMGOGMOMGGGG! i have been trying to find someone who remembers that cartoon! “i’m milton, you’re brand new son!” you are absolutely the first person to confirm the existence of this cartoon to me.

        • Sharpy says:

          apparently milton was the result of too much qte!

          Milton was created not of individual body parts, but rather in a mold from such liquids as “essence of terror” and “sinister sauce.” Out of fear of his creation destroying him, Professor Weirdo intended to add just a few drops of the aforementioned tincture of tenderness to the mold, but Count Kook bumped the Professor’s elbow, resulting in too much of the tincture being added to the mix.

        • Theresa says:

          • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

            Exhibit # 500,000,000 in the Legal Case
            “Theresa owns and manages the Entire
            InnerNet Archives” .

          • Sharpy says:

            cool! i tried and was told that embedding had been disabled. i really like that cartoon. i can’t figure out why.

  18. Hon Glad says:

    Where are his back legs?

    • O NO He/ She/ It DI-unt!!! says:

      (“ooh, goodie, an Easy punchline!! :) )

      “Why, they’re IN THA BACK, of course!!!!”

      (ba-dum-TISH!!!)

  19. vibeke says:

    fell asleap and dreamt I adopted a bull dog. And woke up to this!